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Brendan Wrote: I found myself staring > at a bloated, red-faced buffoon with a crooked > grin and rings around his eyes and I decided > something must be done. For the very same reason...this is why I avoid mirrors.

I do worry for the sanity of people who talk loudly into their mobile phones and are also gesticulating wildly at the same time. Or should this phenomenom be called testiculating - to wave your arms about like a lunatic and talk bollocks at the same time.

You see PGC already your addiction has led to serious delusion.

Perhaps a 12 step programme called EDF Anonymous should be made available to all addicts of this Forum. 1. We admitted we were powerless over the Forum?that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10 Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11 Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to EDF addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Yup, you're nearly up to 1,000 posts Chav.

Count me in Sean. I'd be up for checking this out. Let me know the date etc, etc.

Hello Liz, welcome and get well soon.

Go Buddy Go - The Stranglers

Caused such a terrible hullabaloo

Yes, I'm over the proverbial moon about our away trip to Man Utd, but we've got to beat Reading away first in the replay...and if our defence continue to make stupid schoolboy errors and Paul Robinson continues to make silly cock-ups gifting the opposition goals then we haven't got a hope in hell.

Out Of Time - Chris Farlowe

Good one Keef. That really gets my goat too. And I'm always polite enough to point out if someone is before me. Rude people. People who have no manners. No please and no thank yous. F**k 'em!

Parfume de Booze N' Fags

I can't see Reading going down though. Kitson is a Tottenham fan though. Perhaps he wants us to win on Saturday.

I think Kitson is bang out of order. Much like Alex Ferguson was a few years back when Man Utd decided to play in some meaningless Cup competition abroad to sell more Man Utd shirts in South America. The FA Cup is the oldest and most famous cup competition in the world. It has great history. The final is watched by a massive worldwide audience and yes there is still magic and glory in the old FA Cup.

Say Hello Wave Goodbye - Soft Cell

Drive My Car - The Beatles

Truth's a great album. That's the first Jeff Beck Group with Rod Stewart on vocals and Ronnie Wood on bass.

Get It On - T Rex

People Get Ready - Curtis Mayfield

Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted (a salted, geddit) Groan. I'll get me coat.

Rainy Night In Georgia - Roberta Flack

All Of The Day And All Of the Night - The Kinks

People who object to people who object to capslock.

About time we had some music back on here again. Brendan has just reminded me of this - but it's a very different take of the original video. Snap - I Got The Power