Jah Lush

That is absolutely fucking outrageous.

The End - The Doors

Up On The Roof - the Drifters

Knocked Out Loaded - Bob Dylan

That is utter contemptous bollocks. OK, I understand where you're coming from Mockney because of what he did on his last day at West Ham when they were relegated and he immediately asked for a transfer but he's matured since he's been at Spurs and he hasn't once complained about not being regular in the starting line-up, he's said on many occasions he doesn't want to leave and indeed wants to sign a new five year contract that was recently put on the table for him rather than go somewhere else. He loves Tottenham and doesn't want to leave and the fans love him too but unfortunately Juande Ramos has said he can go if he wants to. I think he's a reformed character and a model professional who would get into most Premier League sides starting line-up on a more regular basis than he does at Spurs. I want him to stay. Martin O'Neill is a pretty good judge of character and must feel he'd be a very good addition to Aston Villa's squad. He's a natural goalscorer, which is what Villa need at the moment and five goals in his last seven games is a very good return from someone who spends most of the time benchwarming. Jermain Defoe, he's a yiddo, Jermain Defoe, he's a yiddo.

Movin' On Up - Primal Scream

She's The One - Robbie Williams

That's cheating Michael. You can't do that. That's just not cricket old bean.

You poor bastards. This self flagellation whilst in denial of the simple pleasures in life because of the guilt you are feeling over your over indulgences during the Xmas period is giving me quite a few laughs. Let's see if you go the distance. I know it's hard not to drink during social occasions because I've been there and done it. Never again.

I Am One - The Who

Only You - Yazoo

Miss You - The Rolling Stones

You going on the piste Anna?

Brendan Wrote: I found myself staring > at a bloated, red-faced buffoon with a crooked > grin and rings around his eyes and I decided > something must be done. For the very same reason...this is why I avoid mirrors.

I do worry for the sanity of people who talk loudly into their mobile phones and are also gesticulating wildly at the same time. Or should this phenomenom be called testiculating - to wave your arms about like a lunatic and talk bollocks at the same time.

You see PGC already your addiction has led to serious delusion.

Perhaps a 12 step programme called EDF Anonymous should be made available to all addicts of this Forum. 1. We admitted we were powerless over the Forum?that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10 Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11 Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to EDF addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Yup, you're nearly up to 1,000 posts Chav.

Count me in Sean. I'd be up for checking this out. Let me know the date etc, etc.

Hello Liz, welcome and get well soon.

Go Buddy Go - The Stranglers

Caused such a terrible hullabaloo

Yes, I'm over the proverbial moon about our away trip to Man Utd, but we've got to beat Reading away first in the replay...and if our defence continue to make stupid schoolboy errors and Paul Robinson continues to make silly cock-ups gifting the opposition goals then we haven't got a hope in hell.

Out Of Time - Chris Farlowe

Good one Keef. That really gets my goat too. And I'm always polite enough to point out if someone is before me. Rude people. People who have no manners. No please and no thank yous. F**k 'em!