This little lad is peddling down the street on his bike in Belfast when he gets hit by a car doing about 60 miles an hour. An old woman rushes over to him and sees that he's really badly injured. "An ambulance is on its way my son," she says. "Do you want me to call for a Priest?" "No thanks Ma'am," says the little boy. "Sex is the last thing on my mind right now!"