Tony.London Suburbs

Mine is people saying "anymore" instead of "any more". Any more then?

Do they still put all the "Female" adverts for "female" products next to the daily Astrological Charts? They always used to.:)) Admittedly I am only 54:)) but I can still count the Men of "my" acquaintance who believe a word of this. Used to have fun in some of the Offices that I used to work in reading out the daily charts of the Ladies,either the current day or the previous days comments. Invariably it was "Yes! Yes! that happened or that was close" etc ,conveniently,picking out one of the 5 elements of that days predictions. "See I told you there was something in this!" which would be directed at the resident non-believer a.k.a me. Only problem was I used to read out the wrong predictions to each Lady.(tu)(td) Of course most of the daily predictions are so general that most people will find some common element there each day. If one truthfully looks at all 12 predictions each day they,usually,find something that they can relate to.B) Good Game,My Luvs>:D<

Moos Wrote: If you're expecting me to turn up as a nurse, you really are dreaming. No need,I've been to The Doctors instead which was unsatisfactory to say the least.:X I knocked and entered his room. "Can you help me out?" I said. "No problem,same door as you came in!" says he. Charmed I'm sure!:'( Good Morning,btw.B)

Dinosaurs are always fascinating, sometimes lovable, mostly dangerous, and they are alive only in our imaginations. Consider all of the details of the dream and try to tie these ideas to some aspect of your life. The dinosaur, whether you have given it a positive or negative connotation, represents something from your past or an aspect of your personality that you have altered over time. Dinosaurs may represent old issues that have not been properly addressed and that continue to have the power to effect your life in the present. Use it as a positive!-TLS. Just woke up and had a draem about one. Its nearly 4.00AM! What have you done to me? NURSE!

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: See how the Spaniard shames us. Aye Chihuahua!! Thats in MeHico!:))

Keef Wrote: I know, I used to be Willem van Otterloo, We even have similar last names. What Waterloo, Keef? Keef Waterloo- Yeah! it could work...:))

I missed my vocation in life. I should have been an 18-30 Rep.:-S Regrets,I have a few but then again too few to mention...

Moos Wrote: Pint. You. When you show up to a Forum drink. Wherever it is. By the exchange of monies for goods. > Why? Finally a good question. To show friendliness in spite of grammatical and syntactical arsery. Love to,however,disingenously these always seem to be arranged on the first evening that I have to work every week. i.e.Friday.(6) I wouldn't mind but I only have to attend my current work on Friday and most of Saturday.:'(

Moos Wrote: Don't bring bananas, whatever you do. Only if we go down "The Strand"....for our older clientele:)) Moos-YOU are far too young to understand the reference.>:D<

Jeremy Wrote: Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: Remember:Every 24 hours is a deposit God makes into the bank account of your life to see what you > > will do with it > I can't work out if this is a piss-take... it sounds like the kind of thing I'd say ironically, but it also sounds like the kind of thing certain people might say in all seriousness. Me, neither...and I wrote it(!)

Brendan Wrote: I take it all back. Exactement, Messieur!:)

Pint? Pint? Pint of what? Who/When/Where/How/Why?

Worse than that,I'mafraid.:X When my team played at WBA,they possesed the first ever Black Forward Line= Laurie Cunningham(RIP), Cyrille Regis, Garry Thompson et al..and the fans took boxes of hundreds of bananas that were flung,in unison ontothe pitch near the start. No, I don't know how they got thru' the turnstiles either! Seen worse than Mixed-Raced kids joining in.I've actually witnessed several Black fans joining in the nonsense.(6)

Moos Wrote: Um, well I think I know what the dream was about, so yes I think you are right. Thanks! I assume it was ME that was right and NOT that silly Brendan(who thinks Leprecauns aren't real(!)(!)) as he said the opposite to me!

Moos Wrote: I am here, sorry. Now that you have FINALLY "deigned" to join us,will you kindly give us your considered thoughts on our respective theories,s'il vous plait...B)

Brendan Wrote: Tony they really were real. Unlike leprechauns, America, Britney Spears and democracy they weren?t just invented by Hollywood. Dinosaurs were very real indeed and existed for about a month, 4 years after God created the world, 4000 years ago. Brendan,say it ain't true! Leprecauns don't and never have existed?(6) btw: I knew about Dinosaurs as I remember that Marc Bolan.(tu)

Moos: Brendan,PGC and mygoodself are alltrying to help you and you are nowhere in sight(!) Our time and advice isn't cheap,you know....

Brendan Wrote: What I?m trying to say here Moos is that those dinosaurs are real .." Get "real" Brendan,Dinosaurs are not....er,real,that is.::o

Peckhamgatecrasher I trust there was sufficient "clarity" in my previous post. Memory of an elephant,me.:))

I'll take that as a "Yes" B) Dinosaurs are always fascinating, sometimes lovable, mostly dangerous, and they are alive only in our imaginations. Consider all of the details of the dream and try to tie these ideas to some aspect of your life. The dinosaur, whether you have given it a positive or negative connotation, represents something from your past or an aspect of your personality that you have altered over time. Dinosaurs may represent old issues that have not been properly addressed and that continue to have the power to effect your life in the present. Use it as a positive!(tu) NEXT!!

Moos Wrote: Or you could just talk about it all year, save on the bother of this conversation. *eyes wearily to ceiling* Sorry, I got out of bed the wrong side today. Had horrible dreams about dinosaurs. Moos Darling(Don't mind me moving to the next stage:-$) Would you like a free TLS "Consultation" (?)

HonaloochieB Wrote: Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: HonaloochieB Wrote: I recall falling into conversation once with a couple of people who told me that the only certainties in life are death and taxis. Leave It Right Out! THAT was always my lil joke!(6) Plagirism is rife. I simply MUST have been the first living person to have thought of that...B) I'd like to think of it as great minds thinking alike TLS. Definitely not fools seldom differing. Nosiree Jack. Precisement!(tu) Just that I feel one of my punchy,twitchy moods coming on when I see things like this. I already have had to contend with "El Tel" Terry(Mr.TV)Venables plagirising MY "When in doubt, leave it out!" and worse still every comical clown nicking MY creation = "Fantabulous" i.e an amalgam of Fantastic and Fabulous when I was saying that in my School playground in '68 and I DEFINITELY didn't consciously or Sub-Consciously hear it from anyone else! Definitely Not!....and now this!:X Its tooo much for one lifetime.(6)

SteveT Wrote: I saw Jo Brand sitting eating outside Petit Chou food all round her mouth and smoking a fag. I cannot for the life of me understand why she is so large, she hardly consumes anything, she eats like a bird. hungry vulture. What an absolutely and utterly charming image you convey.Thanks for that (6) ..and I was just about to have my breakfast, for some reason now I'm not so keen::o

What Asset said.

HonaloochieB Wrote: Q. Who has the best sex life? A. Santa Claus. He only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings. Q. Who has the worst sex life? A. My M8 Olly. We call him "Olly" as its short for "The Olympics" as like them, he only comes every 4 years.