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There is a softer side to Gray. One admirer calls her a mean karaoke performer and says she adores cats, adding that she was responsible for introducing mouse catchers Evie and Ozzie to the Cabinet Office. Ozzie or Auzzie? I think TheCat needs to come clean on exactly where he/she does work ☝️

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Went out yesterday for the first time. > > Walked from home to Bank on Lordship Lane > overseen but not assisted by 2 of my Physio team. > > > Was hard but getting there slowly. > > Foxy Well done Foxy, you?ll get there. I?m guessing it?s just time and practice before you?re fully fit again. Keep up the good work, you?ll be skipping to the EDT by Summertime.

I was wondering why Johnson kept to the ?let Sue Gray publish her report? line, thinking it was just kicking the can up the road. But in all seriousness. I don?t recon he actually knows how many parties he?s been to and which ones were which. He?s notoriously bad on detail, and he?s probably hoping she?ll miss one or two. Specially that one at the flat 😬.

Well, there you go. Brexit votes writ large. Winning votes that is.

Sephiroth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As we approach the final death throes of this > absolute snake oil gobshite, it?s odd to see this > thread go quiet > > I?m going to assume it?s guilt for many I?m going to be kind and say, many people seem to have run out of things to say, through some kind of ?fatigue? in the case of Johnson. A bit like shell shock where people go mute. I?m perversely fascinated in not actually seeing him go, more of the the tension created by the collision between the energies and efforts in those around him trying to come up with ways to keep him there, along with his own hideous and grotesque manoeuvres to hang on to power. Much like convergent boundaries, the subduction zone where the collision occurs, is the most volcanic in times like this. Often in life an individual will have a level beyond which they stoop before they do the decent thing. However, there are a few that have no boundaries, no bottom to their barrel, Johnson being one of them (and my Ex). I?m looking forward to his scraping, how many people he?s preparing to toss under the bus, or in his case, one of those long long freight trains that?s seem to go on forever, before he?s eliminated or against all odds succeeds.

This thread needs renaming Fox?s Crap News.

This thread needs renaming Fox?s Crap News.

FYI I managed to squeeze out (and it took some effort😅) quite a big poo this morning. What about you Foxter? Have you got on ?on the board? today?

Constipation

Foxy must be bunged up, we?ve not heard anything yet about this week?s drop. Maybe he just waits until it clogs, then saws it off in logs.

Seriously, a thread discussing Foxter?s bowel movements, or the lack of them?! Does his attention seeking not have boundaries? The hospital give you two medications. Senocat and Luxelose, both make you shit well. But I must say after my hospital visit passing a number 2 was brutal, I described it as ? like a monkey handing you a grenade from inside your own arse?

Everyone surely knew Johnson would lie his job to death, I?m surprised it took so long, but hey ho!. So on that front he?s been completely consistent. And he?s not hanging on now for the country, more for what is left of his rep and how his story will look once he?s out and on the lecture/speaker circuit. I suspect Carrie wants to hang on to her gold foil wallpaper as long as possible too, there?s an awful lot of cash tied up in no. 11. And I?m sure whilst Boris was splashing the nations cash without so much care, it?ll smart when he?s spunked his own dosh on his current residency, specially thinking the Rishi will be in there next enjoying the place at no extra expense to himself. Or heaven forbid the thought of Liz ?Colin the Caterpillar? Truss, grinning at herself every morning in the reflection of the Downing Street wall paper doesn?t bear thinking about. https://images.app.goo.gl/R27YXcTiGhPr2Mcs7 https://apple.news/A8FOkq_GWRNSeK-nrV5yiXQ

I?m actually enjoying all this very much, it?s like a good box set. Seeing Johnson getting the death by a thousand cuts treatment.

Sephiroth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sure keano sure > > Totally normal for head of uk govt to apologise to > the queen and repeatedly lie to the nation > > And you would totally dismiss similar tittle > tattle if it was labour in power. Sure you would. > You being such a fine upstanding citizen and all Some people are more interested in the Andrew at Pizza Express storyline. Boris & Wine thing is just sooooo boring

For his dancing alone he should be made to say sorry, and mean it. He?s up there with Gove in style. Even Trump wasn?t this painful. And there you go, he?s our leader.

TheCat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another leak from Downing Street.... Is that Govey after(again) after one too many refreshing drinks?

malumbu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I posted my experience of being in isolation on > the Covid part of this site and only got one well > wisher. I'm jealous! Did you mention how many times you had a sh*t tho? That?s the crucial bit you might have missed to boost your numbers.

Dom Raab wasted ?238 million And he?s still in post Johnson?s fantasy garden bridge jizzed off ?60 sqillion They don?t give a sh:t It?s only money?they just print more when it?s not really needed. https://apple.news/Ai-AGnsw4QDaJMNWg1K_0vA

Truss

I?m sure Boris will hang around long enough to sort this little issue, so all that lovely fruit & veg can seamlessly enter the UK food chain. Food supplies face further disruption from 1 January due to a "medieval" government IT system that is still not yet ready to process post-Brexit paperwork, The Independent has learned. Companies importing food from the EU must comply with reams of additional red tape from Saturday but, with just hours to go, it was still not possible for some traders to submit vital details of their cargo because government software is plagued by technical bugs. https://apple.news/A3oBQ7rePSnqoZOqFtuSikQ

More succinctly, I?m in the Brexit leave camp on this one. It was definitely worth fuucking the economy for the next 25 years and driving a wedge down the centre of the British people, creating vacuous culture wars and generally loosing the last remnants of respect this country thought it had. Topped by having the pleasure of Boris De Piffle Johnson (or whatever his full name is) as prime-shister. Winston Churchill once declared that a pint bottle of champagne was the ?ideal size?, calling it ?enough for two at lunch and one at dinner?. https://apple.news/AAQqZBLJYSfqouQDGfRfzmA Merry Christmas to you!

Do we queue to the left or the right I?ll be sure to get there early, love a cheese queue 👍🏽

Holy Fuuck The Met have gone and referred themselves to the standards watchdog It?s all getting a little bonkers, no? https://apple.news/Ai5RW9pbpS4a0wtnMJmvYkQ

My fear with Truss is she?ll play to the gallery. Her comments and actions in Belarus are telling, she likes to play it tough, much like others that Johnson?s put in place. And that in the end brings its own problems. Can?t we have a smart, grounded, sensible person to do the job please? Not another populist/flag waving nationalist who one way or the other ends up upsetting the situation. What happened to our quite, respected diplomacy. Where did that go?

Nigello Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But they were already in the building, sitting > outside. I think it is mischief making and really > not the smoking gun that people say/want it to be. > (One can believe this and also not be a supporter > of Boris. It is called being rational and > reasonable and it stops one from being reflexively > anti just because it is the default setting.) That?s fine, they were at the building - agreed. But that isn?t a ?work meeting? yet we?re being cajoled into going along with that, as if we?re mean spirited in not doing so. The whole ?they?re taking time out after the battle against Covid? doesn?t wash either. You don?t see Drs and NHS staff doing the same, no!, they?re actually getting back to work, actually battling covid. However, this is the government, you know the ones who hand down the edicts. Only they?re not following the same ones as we?re given. In that context, you?re still ok with this and their other indiscretions?