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They're for his chutney. LM - anything you've said deserves nothing other than a kick on the shins under the table...

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LM, what I do with my i-Phone is my business. Stop being so, erm, intrusive.....

Bagpuss listens to Radio 4.....;-) Displeasure

infestation

I'm 'on' my i-Phone, LM, that's all I need... *draws her even closer to my bosom*

Touche, LM....!

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > :-$ I nearly typed something very norty and > offensive then! So glad you were able to exercise a degree of self-control there, Kel!

No, LM - not Tescos. If you must know, we had a lovely candle-lit dinner together at Pont de la Tour before strolling along the South Bank, pausing briefly to admire the silent, shadowy bulk of HMS Belfast. It was then that I whispered in her ear "did you know, those big guns on the fore deck are aimed directly at the London Gateway Services on the M1? That's the over 13 miles away!" And do you know what she did? She used her GPS wizardry to simulate the trajectory of the shell, all the way to it's target, just for me.... Wonderful.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > obtain what? Disability Allowance, I fink.

Iron

Sue (no never heard of them!)

resistance

...perhaps I might! Munching in the dark can be fun.

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Thanks again for the tips. I have a simple solution to the 'dribble' problem.... turn out the lights. Who will ever know...?

Thanks for the tip Kel. I do like them nice and soft, and thats a fact.

...and a bar of chocolate, which I intend to melt.... though don't get carried away folks, they're for my daughter (and me)!

Funnily enough, I've just bought a bag of marshmallows from the Coop.

John Lewis do adventure trips like a helicopter flight over London or such....

Premeditated

Your 'friend' eh, woof? ;-)

If you play your cards right Kel I might show it to you next time we meet up (my phone, that is)

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Against the Spurs? I certainly hope not. I certainly hope so!

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