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This all seems so wrong. I'm even reading posts backwards, like they're coded or something. Dead people in attics? Definitely David Lynch. Wearing dead people's false teeth? Downright Dickensian.

Hmmm - got the makings of a very interesting formula there.

Hmmm - got the makings of a very interesting formula there.

EMC may not necessarily mean men in the plural.....

EMC may not necessarily mean men in the plural.....

It is probably me, being tired and sleepy, but this thread reads like a David Lynch script. Surreal, abstract. Over my sleepy head.

It is probably me, being tired and sleepy, but this thread reads like a David Lynch script. Surreal, abstract. Over my sleepy head.

Yes, I'm not sure either. She sounds a handful though! Which is not a bad thing.

Yes, I'm not sure either. She sounds a handful though! Which is not a bad thing.

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > St Barnabus Village Hall in Dulwich Village, 8.30, > Weds 9th December. And Brum, if you can hold a > tune, we need more boys!! I think I'm ok at holding a tune, but sadly I'm not free that night. Got a rare night out in centre of town planned. I'm quite disappointed.

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > St Barnabus Village Hall in Dulwich Village, 8.30, > Weds 9th December. And Brum, if you can hold a > tune, we need more boys!! I think I'm ok at holding a tune, but sadly I'm not free that night. Got a rare night out in centre of town planned. I'm quite disappointed.

I live very near the property and never experienced any problems whatsoever.

Where and when?

Holy water turns instantly to holy steam. Scalds LM who curses loudly to Jesus before realising that's a bad thing then pours a bucket of holy water over herself. *Brum makes hissing sound*

*Brum's eyes turn red and his head spins around 360 degrees*

You have clearly seen through my vain attempt to divert the beer from its intended target. Damn you!

Here's my contribution.... I love this. All Because of You

Ha ha! Not at all quids, it was a pleasure!

LM - is that what I am likely to hear just before you pour that pint of beer over my head?

I've just found an earlier recording of me singing it, in front of a Russian audience (hence my attempt at the local lingo early on). Enjoy!

To put Sue's reposte into footballing terms, she's just nutmegged the goalie!

Silent Night Hark the Herald Ding Dong Merrily We Three Kings Jingle Bells The First Noel (a bonus 6th one)

...did you miss it?

I'm moving this post to the wanted section if anyone wants to sponsor my Mo, or if they just want to gape in awe at the size of it. Thanks to all those who have donated so far! Brum's Mo Space brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ok, continuing the positive spirit of this thread > I would like to ask fellow forumites to help me > raise pots of cash for prostate cancer research as > I grow a moustache for 'Movember' - you may have > heard of this already - the Aussie rugby players > are doing it as well as thousands of other blokes > around the globe. Below is a link to my own 'Mo > Space' where you can donate to me. Be warned > though - you will also see explicit close-ups of > my mo growth, which may disturb you and give you > terrible nightmares. > > Brum's Mo Space

My god, what a pint that would be.