brum

perhaps his fluff was interchangeable...

Ladymuck wrote:---------- > uuuurrrrrggggg no! What is going on here? It's > that Brum leading everyone astray... It was Spartacus miss! Him over there, the Kirk Douglas look-a-like with the big dimple in his chin! > *quickly shoves ball of fluff back in belly button*

This may be true in the real world. Not, though, in our fantasy world. Having said that, girls hunt in packs in Nottingham, the only place I've been wolf-whistled in the street by women. This was years ago but I still feel the indignation (yet secret thrill)...

Perhaps we could post photos of our BBF for comparison purposes. Unfortunately I cleared mine out only yesterday, so the fluffy ball is still too small to be photographed. I'll wait a day or two....

Tip no. 367 should include the advice to fashion an old newspaper into the shape of a funnel to avoid missing the narrow opening when filling (for ladies only)

A good precaution. We do't want to be caught off-guard. Can't help thinking of that 'Mud' classic though... It'll be Lonely this Christmas.... hmmm, may keep the special glasses in my pocket, just in case...

They're like a 3D movie. Without the proper glasses, you can't see them properly. Women, that is.

Ha! I knew that would work.

You know about my leather gear? Crumbs. Never pink fluff though. Always navy blue. Don't know why.

I'm growing a moustache the size of which should put most women off. If that fails then there's always the fluff I keep in my belly button. I'm now standing firm, ready and waiting, mighty Spartacus!

Stand up? Who do you think we are? Spartacus?! (oh, that's you init) ;-)

Sorry Mike, what a shame - after cleaning the place up and all. Perhaps the Quiet room today was... too quiet?

Good to see that effective fire precautions, well maintained, actually work. Fire doors are there for a reason and so if you're in a building and see one wedged open, close it.

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has the EDF taken a big step to the right or are > the Guardian/Indie readers all at work? This > thread has moved me to log in for the first time > in about a year. Have to say I find body fascism > worrying. I know the tabloids love to fill their > empty columns with it but this forum used to be > relatively inclusive. Good point well made. Also agree with Sophie & Keef. Time to bow out.

Very nicely thanks - its quite large. Some people I know don't actually recognise me, which I suppose is quite a good thing. I post updated photos onto my Movember web page... dare I publish the link here? I may do, if I get plenty of offers to donate money!

Crikey I can see why it wasn't successful! Wide seats for everyone (ie, benches) - thats the only way...

That sounds very rude, hibbs!

All the above suggestions appear to me to be discriminatory against large people. Bus companies have a duty to ensure access for all. Far better to introduce benches instead of seats, like they do in army trucks.

*licks lips in anticipation*

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The lights were groovy colours, > The band was playin' slow, > We danced just one dance together, > Then she said... > I've Gotta Go Now. > > I brushed away a tear drop, > And followed her outside, > Where a long haired yob on a cycle was waiting to > gi'e her a ride, > I'll never forget, that freak she went with, > Tell him he'd better leave town, > Cos as soon as me moped's front mud guard is > fixed, > Gonna find the creep and put him down. > (Down Down) > > When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride > ride ride, > When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride > ride ride, > When I get me moped out on the road, aint nobody > gonna tell mee where to go no > When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride > ride ride. > (Funky Moped) > > > Blue Funky Moped, > Blue Funky Moped, > Blue Funky Moped, > Blue Funky Moped Ah, great song. I can also sing this in a genuine brummie accent for maximum effect. I actually didn't realise that the chorus is 'blue' funky moped. I always thought it was 'gooo' funky moped, as in 'she can gooo like the clappers'. You learn something new every day.

Yes that's him. Also known as Jamie with the afro. Twins avoided the bottom 2.

Interesting. I wonder if we have any butchers who can explain why Sainsbury's would do this...

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The mind absolutely boggles, is it just me, or are > you refering to a t1t w@nk? I'm pleased my post made your mind boggle. In my mind, 'bouncers' and 'tickling stumps' in one sentence just sounded funny - it took a boggling mind to do the rest...

If anything, Legal, his actions tell you you ain't lost it. I'm convinced however that I am now at an age where I am invisible to any female below 30, which is quite funny because I can now wander into changing rooms in dress shops and no one can see me!

its just you