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> - can hold down a job.... CHECK! > - isn't addicted to any chemical substances.... CHECK! (unless you count alcohol) > - knows how to cook.... CHECK! (you should taste my enchiladas...mmmm) > - isn't a woman beater.... CHECK! (apart from the occasional bottom smack....) > - Hasn't got a gambling problem.... CHECK! (as long as I'm winning) > - own hair and teeth.... CHECK! (what's left of them) Not that I'm applying for the post, of course!;-)

Yes but if you only bathe once a year it will be a long time before you build up a reasonable collection...

Why are you being followed by two faceless Bertie Bassetts?

Can I be your friend?

Thanks Santerme for reminding us so eloquently of the real reasons why we have to remember them. Lest we forget. That is the message of peace from the past to us and to future generations, for those who lived through it have seen the alternative.

EmmaG Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've looked in his > windows and seen his garden, but haven't clapped > eyes on the man himself, alas. Stalker! ;-)

Just back from the Rememberance Service in Dulwich at the Picture Gallery. Well organised, very moving and so well attended, including the dozens of cadets from Alleyns, together with their band. The young bugler who played the Last Post was exceptional - probably the best I've heard it played on a bugle at any rememberance day parade I've attended (and that's a lot). I recommend anyone to go next year.

*stands in line, silently, feeling slightly nervous*

My concern would be that the intruder could overpower Daisy and turn said hedge-trimmer on her. Could be messy.

Thanks Strawbs! I hope you get to see the actual item before I shave it off on 1st December! Have fun away x

Plus my very young handle-bar moustache - which is taking shape nicely, I might add.

Never been there (or have I, Hibbs?) so ok with me.

Thanks for letting us know - I'll keep an eye out for them.

I'm growing a moustache.

Only if its Wednesday 25th. Otherwise no can do.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What a kill joy ! Well alright Daizie, if you insist on getting your bangers out just make sure they're not too big and don't point them directly at people.

sorry can't make this one. Have fun and remember not to play with bangers.

This feels like waiting for Christmas, without the presents.

You got my vote Teaser. Good luck!

At the moment, I'm not looking. If I was, I would definitely be taking an active part in this fascinating discussion for I think that the women of ED are pretty amazing - *doffs hat*.

I know what you mean. Good luck with it!

Hi SE I'm not sure on the regulations but it sounds as if you need to have some more sockets added regardless, seeing as you are having to use extension leads. A qualified electrician will be able to help you out there. I do know that its good practice to limit the number of extension leads as much as possible and it is not advisable to overload any sockets, as this could cause localised overheating or a short-circuit.

...or a really good Balti House - something I miss, deeply.

No problem Ian, let me know how you get on. If anyone else in ED would like an informal chat about how to protect their property from fire I'm happy to oblige, for a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive.

One seat please.