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HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > DulwichChav Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > I knew a girl who would leave her used Dracula > tea > > bags in the ashtray > > She was a smoker? That's disgusting. I've never even heard of Dracula tea. Well, I've learnt something today! Where can one buy it? I imagine it quenches the thirst, hence the name.

I can imagine the last moments of that unfortunate mouse's life were akin to the chicken-pie-factory scene in Nick Park's Chicken Run. Except this poor creature didn't escape. And the bakery didn't blow up. You can guess I've a young daughter, can't you.

Well sometimes BBW to say less is to say more....

God no Charlie! I just liked it and thought I'd use it! It made me smile.

This has made me feel guilty for buying haddock for my dinner tonight - I'll have to eat it now, but this will be the last one for a while!

The image of blending spice with merriment is too irresistable. Can I come too please.

Yep spott on woof.

Ok now I do feel silly coz I didn't read the rules properly and this character is not from a film, book or song! Can you guess who it is anyway?

I'm back now from making a nice cuppa. No I don't feel a bit silly BBW coz I got it right besides I was thinking Scarlett Johansson when I typed it so I should be excused the little blip. Here's my clue: The only furniture I have is a chair but I never sit on it. I've got a friend who no one else sees. And I hate it when people leave doors open.

Captain Scarlett

'Fragrant' is the word I'd use.

...and please don't invite him to a forum curry night either!

I'm amazed just how many blokes don't wash hands after a visit to a public loo. Not a nice thought I know, especially if you like to nibble on the free bombay mix etc you see in some bars and restaurants. Clearly Daizie's fella is one of the culprits. Has he taken you out for a nice curry recently?!!

I think Ron Seal is a good mate of Bill Posters. Although as we know, Bill is a wanted man, because there are signs everywhere saying that he will be prosecuted.

I was flying over ED on way to Heathrow when I inadvertently got flushed down the loo, landing safely onto a pile of old clothes dumped outside a charity shop. The shop assistant took me in and I was sold the next day for 50p to a bloke who growled a lot. I managed to escape whilst he was chasing a small poodle around Dulwich Park and found an empty building on Lordship Lane to hide in. It once was an estate agents I think, because I found an advert for a flat for sale - at much reduced price - lying on the floor. I put an offer in to the very posh lady owner who said 'ohmygod the place has gone downhill ,I'm orf to West Dulwich' threw me the keys and the rest is history, as they say.

He probably was just checking out our very own Station Manager Barry after hearing he's been nominated by the forum to be the next Mayor.

Good suggestion Brendan, coz they can put the Ronseal on their expense claim too.

Bad muggers are a disgrace to their profession.

The record was broken the next year by some school band from somewhere like Southampton. The bastards. Actually we could take regular breaks individually during playing, just as long as there were enough still playing without the band stopping completely. We did it inside a big tent at the Motor Sow at the NEC and it drew a big crowd - we raised thousands for Muscular Dytrophy and later even had Sir Dickie Attenborough fly back from Africa (he was making Ghandi) to watch us perform on stage and accept the cheque (he was the President of the Charity). Hey that's another claim to fame, don't you think? I also tried to break the world underwater jaffa cake eating record but failed after just one mouthful. Funny you should mention that one.

I played the clarinet by the way, in a military band. 102 hours and 43 minutes playing non-stop - we were 'Record Breakers'!

I'd like to say it's as exciting as that but no - it's to do with playing a musical instrument for a very, very long time. And no, its not the pink oboe we're talking about here.

I once was a world record holder in the Guiness Book of Records. 1987-88 I think.

...Besides, life is a cabaret, old chum!

I did both... no duping from me, not this time anyway!

*Stunned expression* I've been duped!