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"A Brummie accent" - I can accomodate you there.

Men be very nervous about this particular lady before you get too carried away. She might just write a song about you (as Brendan already fears). I mean, imagine if you suffered the 'worst case' scenario? You know, the dreaded droop. What post-coital lyrics would she pen then?! Don't get me wrong, I feel for her, but writing a song about something that can be caused by nervous anxiety just seems a tad insensitive... On the other hand, it's a very catchy tune that would be very good to line dance to.

They could be actors. I saw a crowd of them in Sainsburys recently, making a scene. Look out for hidden cameras........

My aim was true though I mis-cued, got a lucky kiss off the pink then rattled the jaws before sinking the brown in the bottom pocket. I love snooker.

Are they still there? I may go down and leer at them.

Sorry Bob, too obtuse for me, mate.

Isn't this about Egyptian farm vehicles? Oh sorry, no, that's Cairo Tractors. That's so bad. Sorry.

Mike's version certainly seems more amusing - well, he laughs a lot about it! Guess I must wait to be PM'd to find out what it is, eh, Mike/Tillie?!

Ok, to save Mike having to PM everyone who doesn't know, a 68 is like a 69 except you both face the ceiling. I was going to say you don't need to be in the Magic Circle to know this, but then that sounds a bit rude too ;-)

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You try not to look like a victim by looking > confident. Walk tall and not slouched, keep your > head up and don't look at the ground, avoid > looking at potential threats in the eye but > equally don't look away too quickly and don't look > down at the floor either when they look at you, as > this is a submissive gesture.It's not always > guaranteed to be enough but it's more likely that > any potential aggressors will think twice if they > think you are not a soft target. I think this is good advice. Also keep your hands out of your pockets - it sends out a more confident signal and you may need to use them to protect yourself.

A mate of mine used to fancy a girl at work but she never spoke as she walked past his desk every day. Until, that is, the day she passed and he made a noise of a whip being cracked. No words, just that noise. Amazingly, it did the trick - they started a very intense, passionate relationship.

I'm with SimonM - Betty Blue definitely. Also, the opening sequence to Schindler's List, with Liam Nielson.

Well done Millwall but didn't appreciate being woken at 4am this morning by a couple of supporters loudly chanting 'nobody likes us and we don't care' as they walked down my street. No wonder nobody likes them.

fishy poo Steph.

mmmm.... cocktails.... Margeritas....lovely. I'd rather be drinking those than wasting my money in an arcade. Name's odd though - sounds too much like that singer from U2 - Bozo.

I though Mona looked stunning on the after-show prog - such a nice smile too. Debra is just plain frightening. Those cold eyes! - even more chilling than Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lechter.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > brum Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Shadows - Apache. > > > > How cool is that?! > > In the fridge, daddio. that's how cool. This may explain why, after several drinks, I begin to imitate the fancy cross-over dance steps immortalised by said group.

Shadows - Apache. How cool is that?!

I think we just said the same thing there Daizie...!

I kind of agree with you Brendan, although the simple act of making your partner happy doesn't necessarily mean that you will be happy. There are givers and takers and making someone happy is not always reciprocated. After a while, resentment may build.....

Yes BJL you are very lucky! I was ignorant to the fact for just a couple of visits before I got a ticket. I go there most weeks and often see a warden going around checking for tickets. Do you play the Lottery??! You should.

I think getting a ?60 parking fine for popping into the supermarket may put some people off going back. I'm not suggesting however that people should avoid going somewhere because there's parking fees.

In an ideal world, Kells, next week should be his turn.

No need to apologise, Sue. Your info could be useful, jog someone's memory or form part of a bigger picture. I know you were just trying to help out.

When I first started to use this car park for Sainsbury's I did get caught out, so I think it's a fair comment about the signage. I do think it's a bit of a goldmine to the local traffic wardens and I expect that Sainsbury's are losing custom due to it.