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It's all part of the service, giggirl. Sweet dreams!

It's all part of the service, giggirl. Sweet dreams!

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > The worrying thing is the number of self-confessed > piromaniacs in ED. I'm sure we have way more than > the national average. Scary. Scary and also extremely dangerous. Good job we have a world-leading fire service to protect us...;-)

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > The worrying thing is the number of self-confessed > piromaniacs in ED. I'm sure we have way more than > the national average. Scary. Scary and also extremely dangerous. Good job we have a world-leading fire service to protect us...;-)

I sang it in a talent contest once. It was so touching, the audience were in tears.

I sang it in a talent contest once. It was so touching, the audience were in tears.

I can't believe this thread is still going. It's starting to smell a bit fishy. It needs a good scrub with a Brillo pad. Collective groan, everyone!

I can't believe this thread is still going. It's starting to smell a bit fishy. It needs a good scrub with a Brillo pad. Collective groan, everyone!

Yes I'll be there.

Tragic story PinkyB. I celebrated my 21st whilst a student at Leicester Poly. I don't remember a thing after I took the first gulp from a pint of micky-fin topped up with blackcurrant, bought for me by my course-mates. Apparently, I stood on a bar table singing 'get-em down you zulu warrior' and dropping my trousers, only for the barman to squirt my todger with a soda syphon (he must have been a very good shot). I then went on a one-man rampage through the city streets, removing clothing as I went. By the time I arrived at the Halls, I was dressed in just one training shoe and nothing else. The first I remember is waking the next day with a hammer drill pounding in my head, and my room and everything in it sprayed with a strange, blackcurrant-like substance. I was so scared by the thought I could have choked to death in my sleep, I swore never to add blackcurrant to my drinks ever again.

Got me there. I had primed my indignation gun and was ready to fire!

Latest news - the Police have trawled the local area and say that the net is closing in around a school where the suspect is believed to be hiding. Police Sergeant Paul Dark said 'we won't let this one get away - we are giving top priority to catching this slippery customer.' Eye witness reports suggest that the suspect is about 8 feet tall, but this may be an exageration.

Yes, a travesty indeed Keef... Paula had a lot of potential and I understood her every word.

Dunno. Sounds fishy to me though.......

Will_i_am Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't be silly. > > So you did see Bill Odie? I thought you were just being silly. Silly me.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sounds intriguing. Do we know which celeb chefs > are in attendance? Not the odious AWT I hope. I'm > very interested in this. If he is one of them, I don't think you should go, after that comment! He'd probably add something 'odious' to your hollandaise sauce or something....

...did-a-lid-a-lid-a-lum

Will_i_am Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Also Bill Odie just pulled up in a broadcast van > with 'Leg Watch' emblazened down the side. Next you'll be telling us you've just spotted a 3-legged Australian go past by the name of Jake The Peg.

...you might need to see off some competition.... Brendan is not short of admirers!

Ignorham (they're only jealous)

It's clear to me Brendan that you've the brains to head up this outfit - fancy it? Think of the adulation...

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and gang mentality will be the > rule of law. Cool - I've always wanted to be in a gang.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would > you believe there are still men out there wearing > socks with sandals? ...but I need to wear socks to cover up my hairy toes.... I don't want to hear strangers call out 'oi, hobbit-features' any more, it's most distressing.

Oh dear JSW, do you have the walking affliction common to many other folks around these parts? If Moos will need the voice of Leslie Phillips, I presume her chosen instrument in said band will be the Tubular Bells.... 'I say, DING DONG!!'

Perhaps it's to stop the locals from escaping - a bit like the ravens at the Tower having their wings clipped.