Miles

What do I win?

Ladygooner Wrote:

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> > BTW, were there any photos from the last

> one.?..i

> > think I avoided the camera....

>

> There are indeed photos - look for the thread down

> the page. A prize for any who can spot Miles!

Very good, that made me lol hard.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Miles, do not allow stage fright to disappoint the

> Laydeeeeez.

>

> Could be a flop. That would never do.

Oh the pressure :-S

RosieH Wrote:

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> I'm hoping I might finally make it along to this

> one - and not just because I want to get a good

> look at Miles...

Assuming you live up to your name it'll be a pleasure to meet you ;-)

Saucy Wrote:

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> Hello! Being pretty new to ED not sure if we have

> to sign up for these drinks on the 6th or just

> rock up? Would love to meet everyone,it all sounds

> riotous!

I'm on my way and loving your user name :p

dita-on-tees Wrote:

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> Hmmm yes come over the bad side of the tracks with

> us trollops in Forest Hill or indeed the strumpets

> of Honor Oak Park. There will be no needlework,

> curtain twitching or domesticity in SE23. Now

> that Miles is officially a bad boy, acd and

> bounder he will fit right in.....

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> > Miles Wrote:

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> > I think your silence speaks volumes.

> > Away to the trollops of Forest Hill with you.

> > Leave the pure womenfolk of ED to their

> > needlepoint and tending to their households.

> > As well of course having to endure the base

> > carnality of their husbands.

> > I think of each EDette being like Mrs Doyle,

> you

> > know "When you see him standing over you with

> his

> > lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade

> yourself.

> > can you imagine it?"

> > It's not an exact quote but I'm sure you get

> the

> > flavour.

> > I'll never forget the look on Mrs Doyle's face,

> > I'm sure she did.

> > So less it, right.

B)

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Yep, I'll be there too...the intrigue surrounding

> local 'lothario' Miles has begun to get the better

> of me! Might have to pick up a few tips!

I dont think I'm doing that well, but I'm working on a few of my friends to come along. There is a joint birthday party on the same night though, that will account for most of them. I have to work the next morning so the EDF drinks is more sensible option for me.

karter Wrote:

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> Miles, i think generally people are thinking you

> will be spoilt for choice so don't forget to take

> some friends along that are single of course, you

> wouldn't want to disappoint the ladies of ED now.

I find that's the best way to get myself into trouble, run in blindly and hope for the best.

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Careful Miles ya never know what ur signing yaself

> up for! ;-) :)-D

With you as my social secretary I don't think I'll miss out :))

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> I do wish youd keep up Next EDF Drinks

Yes my apologies, I came home rather cranky last night.

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Miles my dearest I hardly think LP expressed a

> "problem" with sexuality just simply offering some

> ideas for this potential dating agency and

> vetting... I'm sure you wouldn't want to be

> disappointing the customers now ;-)

Do you have a problem with people who are gay or bisexual?

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Miles - you do realise that it is for both sexes

> to use, therefore you may need to declare your

> bi-sexual status if you want to vet all of the

> potential applicants (or get a nice young lady as

> required in this thread to assist)

I like the sound of that and I'll happily vet the applicants.

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Administrator - can we have a new topic section

> set up for

>

> Miles and his amazing dating agency ?

>

> I am sure reading all the threads here that it

> would be popular and would solve a lot of the

> problems with single people in ED and may lead to

> a population explosion (or the Primary Care Health

> trust setting up a STD screening clinic)

:devil:

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> KalamityKel Wrote:

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> > hush Luv thats our secret ;-)

>

>

> Miles - what ever you do don't suggest a quick

> game of 'kiss chase' with Kel.... I haven't been

> able to walk properly since....

Best you get your strength up first ;-)

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Ooo an invitation! lemme go get some brekkie

> first ;-) lol

Good fishing... more info can be obtained via pm.

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Ah for that I may need a little more

> information... height, leg length and perhaps shoe

> size for example ;-)

I should get you to write my next singles add :))

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> do u have a nice shapely and muscular body too?

> ;-)

I've always thought if you don't ask you don't get. With a bit less game playing and a bit more direct action I'm sure people would be a lot happier.

I don't think its right to put up a description online, but feel free to pm me for more information.

TillieTrotter Wrote:

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> Wow, Miles you've really started something here.

> There has always been the odd bit of flirting

> going on but your straight forwardness seems to

> have done the job.

>

> I'm still intrigued, by the way, as to whom upset

> you by laughing. Can't we have a description.

> I'm personally not worried as I didn't get a

> chance to speak to you.