woofmarkthedog

You could shout " I'm the only gay in the village" next time & when she looks round shrug you shoulders " It does sound Welsh though dunnit " Then you're in, it's down to you if you blow it then. Good luck boyo... W**F

He is davy watts then....Re-branded How's the jogging going ?

Found mainly in betting shops too

Have you met davy watts he might know. W**F

Ok to pull up here ...... Prep 4 minutes Quickest crumble ever ( I can make this in the 1st ad break & eat it in the 2nd ish) 1 big Tin of pineapple chunks 1 regular tin of strawberry/ raspberries or blackberries Tip fruit juice and all into large ish oven dish Cover well with good shop bought crumble mix *On top add a handful of muesli or those mini mixed berry & seed packets you find at the supermarket and mess surface up with your fingers ( Quick ads are finishing..) Wack into hot oven Watch TV When ads come on grab from oven, serve with ready made custard or ice cream More TV, but plenty of Ohhs & ermmms yummy... Honestly great considering the time it takes W**F * Optional

Ok p**ing into a pie casing....?

That aside Wolf , check out the sponsored link above for Cherner books, V funny.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Doesn't everybody get off on having a crap? > > BE HONEST ---------------------------------------------------- Yes but I'm not....erm... aroused t'uther side if you catch me drift. No further emissions.

And into the boudoir ?

Groan. Odds on that ol...........bla bla

You talkin to me ? W O O F ( the spelling gives it away )

iaineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HAHAHA orgasmipoos?? brilliant! -------------------------------------------- No not brilliant, DISTURBING ! Sounds like someone getting off on having a crap.

Click.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought it was a bit naff. ------------------------------------------- Correct, get a geezer to attract a geezer. Mind you take a look in the bookies on Kirkdale, there is not one person in there who I aspire to look like in any way shape or form. Most of them have the arse out of their trousers or drive a cab/ BT van. One large bulldozer would clear the site in 5 minutes ( maybe Ray would drive it eh ?) W**F

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > how much you win/ lost. Tonight for starters. > > In my case woofster: > > Greyhound Racing: ?509.11 Total P&L: ?509.11 > > Greyhound Racing Showing 1 - 11 of 11 markets > > Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (?) > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : S1 575m > 09-Sep-09 22:30 09-Sep-09 22:35 57.06 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A1 400m > 09-Sep-09 22:13 09-Sep-09 22:16 -9.24 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A1 400m > 09-Sep-09 21:57 09-Sep-09 22:01 -113.00 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A2 400m > 09-Sep-09 21:41 09-Sep-09 21:45 -10.00 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A2 400m > 09-Sep-09 21:25 09-Sep-09 21:28 95.10 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A3 400m > 09-Sep-09 21:09 09-Sep-09 21:20 353.32 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : S4 575m > 09-Sep-09 20:53 09-Sep-09 20:57 69.90 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A5 400m > 09-Sep-09 20:19 09-Sep-09 20:23 -50.00 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A6 400m > 09-Sep-09 20:03 09-Sep-09 20:05 -138.05 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A7 400m > 09-Sep-09 19:46 09-Sep-09 19:51 131.34 > Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A8 400m > 09-Sep-09 19:30 09-Sep-09 19:40 122.68 > > ?509.11 for 3 hours work after Tax. > > If you can show me where I can earn more for 3 > hours work then I'm all ears, big earsB) ----------------------------------------------------- Now for the losses ( TLS is a bookie, correct ?) Please.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...ooh could have got 6 Stella for that in Bossman -------------------------------------------------------- Ohh OK ?????? lets drown it in cheap booze for now. Does that include the pizza ( on account of course )

Good luck Ian................hear you on the airwaves ( in between hugs & boning for a family ) W**F * from sydenham of course *

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > iaineasy, i was just thinking in all seriousness, > that some elderly people could do with some of > your hugs, maybe you could visit an old peoples > residence, im sure they would love it . --------------------------------------------- Does Ian have a long tongue, the oldies like tongue.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > boring prejudice....had a ?5 on Austria at > 6.5/1.....that's half a pizza. ----------------------------------------------- Oh so the kids food is used now as a punt..............Oh that's desperate. What could you get for half an apple ?

Nice !

N O

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 'just because thou art virtuous shall there be no > ale and cakes?' ------------------------------------------------------ Oh yeah cake............ale ........how much ?

I bet you to win is fine but for money ? Sadly exploitational for weak and feverish deluded addicts.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I used to drink in the same boozer as Ray ------------------------------------------ So an alcohol addiction as well.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > or 10/10...what bait you using? -------------------------------------------------- HONESTY