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woofmarkthedog

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  1. Grrr as I said mines bald.....ohh them wilkinson swords do shave closer........shut that door there 'ell of a draft in 'ere............grr wooof
  2. grrrr the mains dip making the lights flicker, but other than that mines bald(ish)...snneee hhee grrrrr woof snrrr back boy .......back...grrrr (this is some deviant thread now Milesey baby.......look what you've done naughty boy grrrr woof back to bed.....now...grrr) now where's that rabbit....grrr ouch.....mmmmmmm...ahhhhhhhh woooooooof
  3. Grrrr pesky "rabbits" ....don't the batteries run out at jus' the wrong moment...tteee sneeeeee grrr woof... Is yours bald or furry?.......Grrrr
  4. GGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You throw ....i'll...................................think about it......grrr woof
  5. Grr I lik my b&112 ....that soon gets their attention....grrrr sneeee hheeee
  6. Grrr >There were 4 of us - 2 boys, 2 girls - old style mini... powered by booze Was William Hague there too.............go on punch me in the stomach if you don't believe me...I lad after a few bevvies I can teek on the world... Grrr woooof snrrrrr
  7. Grrr I know what you mean.....you just can't find bigger sized boots oop north...Inch an a half thick steaks....how last century...everyone knows it's dead that imperial millarky...i mean that ginger chap need s a good length of metric bone ...grrr woof ouch....ohh
  8. GGrrr Fetch....story of my life......sticks...grrr ..a stick to dog is like a veggie sausage to a carnivore....just plain wrong...now a real good bone mmmmmmmmm that's something to get stuck into....gggrrrr wooof ohh
  9. Grrr woof.....I'm getting the 'ump..........gimme a leg ....this dog needs a bone...grrrrwoof
  10. Grrr as long as Midge Ure don't get involved....Thames estuary wont happen either coz of the rare wetland...easier to turf people out than birdies innit ........Grr snarl......Maybe Lillie Allen can strum up a new protest song ...(Feel free to add your verse..) Grrr wooof "Woz down the by the estuary,went to private skool me" though I talk all cocneyee,I wernt very 'appy see chorus- The Isle of sheppyee it's daan by the see ee daan by the ssee ee the isle of sheppyee is daan by the sea ee Gunna build a runway then over at 'eathrow ohh no... no.. no That'll make f"three yuo know ohh.. ohh.. ohh
  11. Posted by: Ratpack January 09, 12:10PM "The meat at the Dulwich School farmers market is really nice and very cheap - once every four weeks" SSSSnnnr What about the other three weeks ....does the price go up or sumfing...GGGGGGr Woof
  12. Grrrr yeah ...an' i'm just sooooooooo relieved to be a dawg.......grrr wooooof
  13. Grrrr Yeah an' i'm soooo relieved to be a dog......grrrrr wooof hhhhhhhhe
  14. Grrrrrrrrrryeah but captain birdseye sells fish fingers.........for nowwwww Howllll ggrrrrr woooof snnnnnnnnnnnrrrr
  15. Grrrrrrr stick....no walkies with any ol' hound i'm a loner jus' like my new bessiepal Miles...ehh buddy nnnow fetch or back to yer basket ...grrr..all the nice gals love a good dog....esssh GGGGGrrrrrrrrr wooooooooof woof
  16. Grrrr Yukky, a fish and wig emporium...........now a pig in a wig ...yummy yummy even a prawn in a cocktail dress ...now i'm salivating.........wooff grrrrr
  17. Grrrrrr Gimme gimme I want that book, how does a dog like me get one, the sign to leatherhead is a beauty , a graphic and physical masterpiece it couldn't say more with less...I also love the waspish colours warning yellow ,black and white colour scheme. Woof grrrrr
  18. I'm really lovin them yellow and black signs David you should do a book ..seriously...it's hip ..it's nerdy but we would buy it...I will look out for these ........I'm always on the road...keep up the good work ..yeah and there is one up the palace way...will check it out... Wooof grrrrrrr
  19. Oh William ,Oh william ,where for art thou ,Oh cloven hoofed and swine d nose art thou that same william rose whom est Dulwitch folks did loved time past...and now thinkd a pain int ar'e Would thy be that William Rose......( weeping/wailing now...improv here ) We did we did love you...but now hateth ourselvs.....arghhh ( It's a bit hammy I know....but hey it's January...lighten up...scheeese) Woof Grrrrrrr
  20. Grrrr woof ...leave Miles alone.....he sounds like a "nice" guy....grrrrrr
  21. Yeah I heard they went right into each other...well capitol bad....I think they just won the lottery as well..Baff ..an' all the good luck ran out there and then...Grrr wooof
  22. Grrr woof...DWH ..a sad reflection of a general trend, silver gilt mirrors,wall paper,more wallpaper "staff on shifts" instead of people running the place....they have truly slaughtered the DWH and it wont survive long in this guise, what a missed opportunity to make a real community pub the food is sadly optimistic but lacking a proper chef, cooked by food technicians(muppets to me and you) How it could have been, look at the Greyhound and wot not in Dulwich village, hits the spot and feels honest not "made up" like DWH and though it's my nearest pub it wont see me again...Grrrrrrrrr
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