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woofmarkthedog

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  1. Ohhh I'm keeping right out of this one....tags are bad enough.......But labels ohhh.....Pleeeeaaaze Woof Oh yeah "Go foxy...Go.." Admin scorched my fur twice in one day.......Snrrrr
  2. Come on you can't beat "Medium"..................It's like soooo reaaaalistic ( i have quietly got the hots for her.....you know ....the wooden puppety one... what she's real ...no sh*t.....Grrr sltrrrrr) Ohh Woof mmm....cant see the cords or anything like that.....
  3. Don't eat the steak in 'ere........rubbish Manager of Aberdeen steak house nr. Leister square back in the late 80's.......priceless woof
  4. So you havn't shopped at Franklins or Rose the butchers then.......paid a quillion quid for a chicken......narff nice though.. can I borre your whel barrah......no actuaqlly I use a skip for me foldin naa.....and wots that Bob from Zim like ehh...not enough right 'anders in that politics/tyrant game ehh... Woof
  5. No but I did loose my cherry.......................once upon a time.. W O O f
  6. However I am dyslexic..... Woof
  7. White noise & tinitus........why whooooze askin Shut up please........ woof
  8. oooooooops
  9. Corn flour & turps.......delihhhhhshshh
  10. Ahh them was the daze.............shame all the drinks clouded me memories now.....bloody ironic ehh
  11. rude word flavor.... I'ts not everyones taste
  12. Yeah Alan....blah blah......not even funny Get a life ...I mean have'nt you got better things to do all day .....sitting reading and posing on the E D F.... Shheeesh wolf even has better things to do..... .tut
  13. 1st To who ever owns this car. I hope you resolve this matter 2nd....Sparticus Stick to; Homosapiens commit world concept crime ,may not be relevant in other universe Police won't catch anybody and other life force shall be not be aggrieved ( hey this is sounding good....might start cult/ religion ..like that other sci-fi guy....wassis name..)
  14. Blah blah blah........blah blah blah Yes another pointless thread.... ...that is the point ok last edit doZiggy pop ringz a bell......4 sum Woof
  15. I put "special sauce" on everything......drives my missus mad......I make it myself Snggrrr heee Woof
  16. Loved that donut stall near the guy who sold kippers....& a pint in the Bell even though the IRA popped some grass in there once.. Still felt safe.....................errrr ...back then Wont let my pups near there though....(sad ...being middle class now) Woof
  17. Jus punch 'em square in the gob.....pow in the mush ... with a bunch of *%?@**'s don't worry about the grammar...they will understand you clearly.... .....you could quote Byron or Yates whilst doing it ...if you wanted to mess with their head a little more.. Grrr Woof ( mmmm.....now I'm worrying myself myself )
  18. No Foxtons staff ( singular ) may be bu..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy at their desk looking out of the window, or 'tending to be on the mobile phone....jus like a city broker....(used to be, now they are off the phone trying to avoid their dealer) anyway....hit somewhere small with a lot of people & dogs ect........and leave a plop on the floor or something....yukky Woof..... (..leaf s room heading for shrinks appt..)
  19. Oi Tony LS .......thought the ol' rose tinted specs were on for a minute there ...I to used to reside in Walworth rd,.......still go to "Arments" for a double with burnt tops and l'kr.....ahhh happy days....mad as it is I still feel more "perilously safe" over there than anywhere else......colourful is the best description for that "manor"........ "wathca lookin' at ehh..sleeeaaggs" Grrr Woof
  20. Ohh Foxy..... Standin' there naked with everyone one pointing at you........mocking your vanity.....ah ha ha (...oh maybe the guilt is part of the pleasure...mmm.) ohh lastly....please Sir can I have some more.......of this ritual humiliation.....ahh haa hhaa hha Woof
  21. I saw a "guy" working at the Magnolia ...he was wearing those springy pop out eye comedy specks ...and a stick on mustache...when he served me he said in an thick German accent..."vat vould you likez for beverage...I am new round here ....so nobody knowz me ..Ja" I said "have you heard of thinlizzy" He said "ohh Ja....but I prefer Deep Purple" which was nice, maybe someone should invite hime to the next EDF soir?e.. Ja Woofz
  22. Errrr .....Morningnton Crescent... Woof
  23. Shhhey zaaat ageeen willshh ya.... Gwouuffshh........llp
  24. yessshhh itchhhhss willllchh Chgrrrrr droool im all stickyyy Chwoooof
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