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woofmarkthedog

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  1. Engineering ..........back on track soon though..
  2. NOBO I cant even bere to write his stupid moniker... permasmacked eyewear ........ohh I do just hate the whole gig......just p*ss off.... Please.
  3. Just throw the damn butts back..... Failing that post some dog sh*t through her letter box and the other neighbor for good measure...... ............that "ll learn 'em
  4. Xena You are sounding very much like someone else round this manor "lately" W**F
  5. As my box passes through the curtain I'd like someone on the other side of it (and wearing a sequined glove) to put their hand through and "Wave" a 2 finger salute *Cue ships fog horn sound effect here*
  6. Yeah they must have been the same guys who pulled the front of my trousers open and tipped a bucket of water down there, these two boozos had a dog with them who was wearing a ruff collar & ran on it's back legs Makes sense now......... W**F
  7. Mmmmm had Curry goat today from Take 2 in Acre lane..............so so so delicious & it mad my gums vibrate it was so spicy Cured my mild hangover a treat.. W**F
  8. What a bunch of winkers
  9. When i lived in Ireland we had a goat..........F*****g animal butted me so many times.....really hard ....tasted good though....later... W**F
  10. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And he sat on a phone book when he fired someone > on the Apprentice and have you seen how bow legged > he is, the bloke could trap a pig in an alley > better than anyone! Yes ...
  11. What Hona****** said but with knobs on... Mammary man......this is the lounge and we is Loooooooungin... Soap boxing on other floors.... Next.... W**F
  12. Sorry but don't get what you mean....did you say lead.....& walking..... * sitting by the front door panting*
  13. And dozens banged their heads on padded walls in anticipation....
  14. though I would never reveal anothers identity ......I'd rather cut my own tongue out wooden I W**F
  15. 2 actually .....
  16. Well he tried......
  17. No squeals here............not even a whine, but my skins THICK actually more like calloused , me and you, we've had a "Cartoon " dust up or three...........the rest are just pussies...( yeah go on report me.....Wolf made me do it ) I'm on my/your side W**F *pig next door squeeeealin' again.....knows when a ruc is comin'..*
  18. I know/knew a guy (an ex maudsley "client") in Southampton way SE5 who bought his 4 yr old son a pony and tried to keep it in the back yard of a tiny terrace house, he heard RSPCA had been tipped off so he hid the pony in Burgess park. It was a tragic but comic moment because no matter what anybody said the poor fella was sure no-one would find it there.... All ended well luckily......
  19. Oh... OK....a bowl of watery ale dressed with a few Quavers floating on top.... Keeps a dog amused for hours..... W**F
  20. So who lives next to the leopard man in Peckham then, or have his neighbors "gone away somewhere"
  21. My next door neighbour has a German micro pig as a pet Most bizarre........ Any odd pets near you Can you "Trump my pig "....? W**F * Even I can read this..*
  22. Naaa But standin' there pointing after.........Sooooooooo much fun......ehh hee na na na na na W**F
  23. Jlush Aint you got a job to do...........blimey ................sitting around typin' nonsense into stuff ...as if there isn't something else to be done....... nice day though,yeah an'all that.......mmmm tum tee tum.........pheeew pheeew......mmm ..laaa.......... *Folds post-it............& then unfolds it....*
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