woofmarkthedog
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See the tribute on Sydenham hill near the Dulwich wood house.....it's even got a head stone.
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
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Learnt anything interesting at work recently?
woofmarkthedog replied to bigbadwolf's topic in The Lounge
I learnt how to tell a customer who was having a beautiful hand made kitchen delivered today that "The company has gone into administration 12 hours ago" with out making her cry......... Ah bless her ...wait till she see the bill though... W**F -
Blimey mikeciggie Where do you work Bridgend ...?.... you need to relocate your offices to a bungalow W***F
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Don't get me wrong but the mental picture builds like this..... Grown men , paunchy with map upside down dressed in lycra.....puffin their way up a molehill in Kent Can I come...... W***F
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Ha..................................... *...................*
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Oh....not banned just locked in a "cyber asylum" then ....... "for sale" items and such will be studied more carefully now.. "Sheep for sale" Very tall sheep, long snout and big teeth and claws...rare breed, to good home only ?50.00 mmmmmm tempting...grrr
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Yes just you........
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Ol' fella..I certainly wish you well on your travels.............it takes a certain " grumppy" to survive here......so with your hanky tied to a stick containing all you have "set off"...the pavements of Westminster are paved with gold.... go dick ,head that way..!!
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Buy a mac...............=......good fun..........
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Is it me.....................or has the temperature dropped.. Waoooooooooohhhh the prairie is quiet................
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Ann Summers on Lordship Lane (Lounged)
woofmarkthedog replied to EastDulwichLady's topic in The Lounge
The lights dip............a bass feral note.....& plates fall from the rack.............. milk curdles.........the stopped clock ticks again and a pool of saliva rests under her tongue... ........I've always been afraid of the "dark"... * slowly peels back the bedcovers...............and slips in..* -
I know "just going to the loo" *logs on secretly to forum* "Ahh....that's better......Oh you need to go now...." *worries.....post'd all over the place*
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Ann Summers on Lordship Lane (Lounged)
woofmarkthedog replied to EastDulwichLady's topic in The Lounge
Agent provocateur ...maybe but Anne"ohh nurse"Summers...no.....no........NO.. *Sees Croydon creeping slowly towards us.......* -
Some one was shot in Barry Rd/ near uppland rd. yesterday. might be to do with that.
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I'm fine ...it's the 2 other voices in my head that cant get on.... W....f
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yes..........we/I, he, they agree...........if that were the case, if not then ...er..... ... ...point taken.. *scratches mutt like head...*
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Your 'ard...where's your mates..........com'on
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Yeah that "fox" fella........narcissistic or what....me, me, me, now you talk about me.... Lorks get over my...I mean yourself will ya' Me.
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Oh dear did mummy scold you & tell you off for breaking the bread machine(in a tiff no doubt)while at uni.........or did you blame somebody else (as per usual) ...still could have been worse..... ...might have got a kickin' from ol'cabbage head himself... Ahh they were the days..readin' guns & ammo....all tucked up in bed....cup of tea in your "noddy" mug & bit of jammy toast.. W........f
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ggiggi girl......point is that really "foxy" likes what happens to him at FHS....he gets to vent his spleen, the faulty bread or what ever is a vehicle for his pent up venom...........Ocado would kill him, imagine some dunce turning up with the wrong thing & without an audience ......poor "foxy" would corpse...... W......f
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Littlhampton..................and there is a local plumber there called Wayne Kerr.....I kid you not W..............
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Sorry most impolite Woof x
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Ciggie .....my god you are a live wire....thursday......you mean the day after wednesday.....before friday... help....I try hard to post banal ...err posts..............but you... cardboard boxes.................cardboard boxes.............zzzzzz
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Ok sorry re read post ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(note capitals now)