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Woof grr Nothing I enjoy more than getting into bed for a good long hard bone after lent...........or a few drinks Grr sngrzzz

I think the Leaning Tower of Pizza is about to fall over............soon.. Does dat count or are we talking" Easter Dulwichish"only....... Woof

Yeah I'm giving up lent itself.........Ironically Grr woooooof

Curiosity is a killer......Sneheeeee big bad woof.......blow my house down why dunt ya.........puffffffff cough splttr Grr snigrrrrrrrzzz

Grrr woof Our other caper is to get on a busy (ish) train/bus......and in your best 'kentish officious voice" say... "Can I see your tickets pleazzzze" then look back over your shoulder as if to "Find" who said it......whilst every one shuffles around trying to find their passes & ticket...... ....Sneeee heee how we love dat one....naughty dogs.....& pups .... Grrr sniggggrzzzzzz

Figs smigs.........technically a few thousand laid on the path would actually make it .......er.. not slippery Just paws for thought really Woof

Grrr my bowl is never full enough.... Woof

Grr Figs don't work ..........find one of those yellow grit boxes by the road .....?ree salt in der' Trust me i'm a dog ....I've cocked a leg on many Woof

Grrr ( my tails waggin'..........hard.... ) Fetchhhhh Woof............x

Like I said please don't read this post. Woof

We ...thats me an my 2 pups bought "fake cigs" you know the one s where talc puffs out the end , then drove around Greenwich last summer windows down "puffin" away nonchalantly.........freakin out the tourists ...... Ohhhhh ...what a fun we had..... Woof

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I found my neighbor dead.......yes stiff as a board...... and on my girlfriends birthday they never "clicked" the pair of them... ........but that was a bit toooooo far I feel...... Mmmmmm w oof

I have my mental heating on...............and I'm boiling hot upstairs.. wot's snow.........nurse Wooof

I am woof.......I mean Luvpeckham.......... Sparticus....... I am confused...... .....no really... .....ohh sh*t....what was the question again Grrrr woof

Grrrr Keep away you humans...........I've lost many a friend to that HOT guy...... GGrrrr Back .....this dog has teeth.....Snap

Ohh Ted Max....... I"d consider licking your balls ......after my own of course You is a wordsmiff.....Woooof

Is anyone actually interested in what that robot 140183 has to say.......i mean it hasn't even got a name.......clik..... wirrr ..........clik.......wir zzzzzzzz W O O F......

I'm writing this with a heavy heart & my eyes sore from the tears i've shed. I had the honor of knowing Dr John Crane well, I lived at his house in Camberwell when i first moved to London nearly 20 years ago, he truly was one of the dearest ,funniest original characters that I ever had the pleasure of knowing. We had hair raising drives to matches , near disasters on his sailing boat in a force 11 storm ,the best christmas morning parties ,he and Penny would invite about 20 people over on christmas morning...they loved a party & he certainly enjoyed his life. I was married his daughter for a time and he treated me like a son pulling me into line when i needed it most, he didn't mince his word but you knew he meant well. He will be missed by all those who knew & loved him. He died at home surrounded by his family a day short of his eightieth birthday. I know that Arsenal & England players and fans will miss him also. God bless you John ,you were one of a kind xx Woof

GRrrr snrllll.... Ich Bin ien NICZE dog.....................nicht Nazi....you schwiene huntttttttttttt..schlaap schlaap.......so you like zis do you..........BAD boy....caught smirkin ehhhh In the cooler viz you ( pleeze wait whilst i remove Herr Mosely) NOW Ohh I have come over all schweaty..................which I dont mindz ! Hiel Woof la.....grrr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- E.D.F Commandant.I sink ve need a smirkin sthread heer...Jah...clik

Grr Pleeeeze no muzzle.......how's a dog to have a crafty fag like dat den.....Ehhh Grr woof

Grr Not Just out side pubs, I want outside in any public space....B A N N E D.....walking down the street B A N N E D ..outside a station , in the park.....BAN IT ALL....Yes bring it on .......com on Keef fink yer 'ard........get yer pasty paws up....y'smokin' us out days are numbered.... Grrr snapp Back boy....grrr back....woooof snrrrrrr

That's nice Brendan....now you can spend the money you saved on bog roll ready for the follow through later....nice Grrrr woof snrrrrr aahhhhhhh

Yes what was the thread......I went all David Carradine in "Kung Fu" with all those Ikea tea lights burning (in my mind)..... Ahhhh Grasshopper.....Grrrrrr sneee ha...chop

This is very off...off message... Ikea "meatballs to rave for" smell the same coming out as when they went in...........yukky...not be trusted Woof grrrrr....