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mikethefag................

And the ? is on it's way out....................$$$$$ee ya' ???a8888ers....... *then the penny drooooooooooops............woooopica...woooopicaaaaa.......wooooof...*

Sorry gone fishing

Yeah......go on then...(yawn) Enlighten...(ueeugh) us then... ................................sorry what was that..

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Meat is Murder! Yeah and fags are a drag............. G E T over your cliches ...whatever

I cringe now but............a few years ago when I "honked the horn" in the car at some one ......my then 3 yr old would say....get the f*** out the way"...............not proud.........but nicley observed....had to make up a song so whenenever we 'honked" again..........took a while but it worked.. Woof

Falls off the wagon........ again..............

Waits 'till nightfall......................... Slips into the shadows..................................logs onto EDF.......

Stares forward............ unflinching..........................................

Silence......................... *Stares the thousand yard stare...........tumble weed blows down the street in an abandoned & burning city...Pheeeewchh..*

Dr Crow who has a research project at the Maudsley may offer some insight into your projected torment, other wise Professor Asher Phillips at the Tavistock is well known in the complex field of family trauma We all wish you well Foxy

Per mare, per terram, per sainsburys.........go on make him proud...

Like any good Marine.......do your duty foxy......... ahh daddies disapointment....if only you were half the man ehh

Ehh ciggie been on the lash..............again.. *ciggie note to self...no posting ever again after pub...honest...only hate your self in morning*

Duhhh Dyslexia..........sort of.....any takers or just shooting your stuff about...mouth and that... clearer now...........no.. well now you know where my heads at most of the time......Grrr woof

I'm at the end of my nonsense leash.........Grrr get me outta heeeeere. woooof

No mikeciggie, they are just playin' with your mind.... (....you're not wearing nicotine patches to bed are you....) Wooiiff

Note to DM. Wear said sports bra........ t*ts sagging in Joseph cashmere not good look Note to Jo Partridge. Alter orange/brown ratio D.M coming for "Alpine spring" tan. Instructor looks like young Sid James...Huu haa hhaa huupp tooo it....that's luvly.... * sucks tooth *

Cider .....me.. pass...youwil'ya Oahh zuuuv yoo..big fellla... ....... schik nnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... * empty "white lightning" bottle rolls slowly off table........and heads toward floor...buuuunk *

Pass the wine will ya... Ohh it's empty.....mmmm Wffffffff

pattern cutting....... hunting.......did mummy dress you as a sailor too...... ohh scrummy lil'foxy.... ..she must be so proud....Ah

Get back to mummy's pattern room & prick your finger mummy mummy...mummy I need some attention...bad finger..ahh pooor baaaaby

TLS..so that's who she was,white wedding dress, painted white face generally in need of a touch up ( careful ) stood next to her years ago in the Phoenix & Firkin (yeah that long ago ) boy......did I sober up quick.. Woof Oh yeah....pirates in E dulwich........what's happening to this place......it's going to the dogs

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You are dyslexic aren't you WMTD? You missed out > the 'in'. What.... ohh, ok like.. Ohh I've shot my pants in..........( then you can add your own humerous end bit....o k, now I'm with you..) For Example "Ohh I've shot my pants..in the crotch".... oooh..nasty...what would I be doing with a gun anayway.....this could go sooo wrong.. but I'm going with it....yeah..YEAH.(man) ...Pow.. .....take that pants...bang "you asked for It you dirty.." Pow..bang..again.. Woof ( oh how empowering is this ..) *Distant sirens echo*