woofmarkthedog

TLS Can we still carry this through to Monday the 2nd March ....... ......or does the cynical ol' world ram us up the ar5e with it's horns again today.... Ouch.......mondays ehh.......

Brenan This is not the student bar at "uni" now is it .......... please ....silly boy.... ....now tidy your room... W**F

What in an hour....................and then just step off the plinth.....& in a slow "Hitchcock" style fall to meet an untimely end on the slabs below...................as the debris of laptop technology rains slowly down around you...shattering glass punctuates the air...............tiiishhh.. Now that is beautiful............"arty" or what....i'm soooo jealous ...

You would think so wouldn't you, but no retired cabbies and diamond geezers from back in the day love a blast of the Lynx, (even it's feline brand name sticks in your head)............"go on to ya' be lucky sunshine" a wink & the flash off a gold tooth.... as they fragrantly trail out the of locker room... Almost nostalgic.........oh weepy........& I'm a grown man...(honest) W**F

This is a hidden "lynx" back story.....yes we all know it's aimed at the spray it eveywhere "cos i'm goin' on the pull" geezer brigade, well it's cheap and was designed to out shine a haze of Marlborough lights back in the bad ol' days when pubs & cigs had a happy union.......all well and good, I'm sure many a STD comes with the memory of that smell attached...... However there is big and ardent fan of the "Lynx" spray, mainly old,old geezers at the gymn..(David Lloyds) .... in thier 'Autumn years" & with a few quid now, who cloud the changing rooms with the stuff, not a body part is missed......none at all..........but the part that gives me the "shiver" most is the signet rings, the shredded wheat hair & the Lynx.... they kinda go together...a comforting nostalgia & a blast of youth all there in a cheap spray on....... *......creeps out..... birthday today..... can see the future.now......off to gymn...*

And imagine without "R&R" there would be no......... Shakin' Stevens............... W**F

What............but the world is flat...... *continues to colour in ED map, with all surrounding areas shown as "dark forest"*

Yeah.................now that's more like it......... La la la......lala..lala..ohh yeah...........bring on that banality .... W**F

Me sitting on the bog reading The National Enquirer ( hidden inside a copy of The Telegraph ,which in turn is hidden inside an old copy of the Observer, so as not to offend anybody... ) that should kill an hour.......................easily W**F

No .......he won't be enjoying this now....TL lock this thread and bale out..............(boiling bunnies image and thinlizzie merging.....sorry..) stop now with your dignity intact and you might be in with a chance..... Oh....& he'll think you've lost interest. W**F

Foxy.........what's up .....had your teeth filed..........? *yaaa wwnnnn*

Good move today As for the home office situation.....well top marks for creative thinking under duress & proper David & Goliath moment , even more so as the food were his weakness , so it became his weapon............ Schadenfreude W**F

Get a Viking (yes the stationers account) & order the excellent Percol coffee in bulk through them and get it delivered or if you're a business get a macro cash & carry card. Buy a case of 6 or 12 individual cafetiers and pre-load them with coffee grounds every morning and place in the fridge ready to use, it stops the coffee drying out & keeps it fresh....just add hot water later... Hey Presto...Happy customer & not much hassle W**F

Foxy, are you sure it was meant for you (& I don't mean this in a "provocative" way)poor guy must be desperate to leave a note but at least he's trying something. W**F

Zzz..........z W**F

Lazy....................... ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz WooF

Oh you siiiiiiiize queens ........... Fancy a dust up........

Yes I agree with Foxy..................Wholeheartedly .....yes inndeedee............ * big.....................grin*

Have you given him one yet....................... a call that is......hmm

Shaggy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If, according to a recent thread, an American has > a greater chance of being abducted by aliens than > a Londoner has of getting shot, what are the > chances of an American getting abducted by aliens, > dropped off by them in London, and then shot? Will someone pas me the "G*N"....puuuleeeeeeeeaze I wanna blow this statisticians head offfffff...........

it is the 26th of February..........yes indeedee W**F

come on........that's just lame * screw up ideas page......again*

Sanitary girl Get some "specs"......................................will ya' W**F

I always say "birds & booze"....can't keep off 'em.....fancy a pint.....'an your missus...cor... she's a bit of alwright......... ( even if you don't use this line though....keep it in your head at the interview) funny... never been asked back though......but honesty counts above all else, unless you are applying to be a banker, antique dealer or a traffic warden, estate agents......you know "Liars" jobs Good luck W**F

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What you actually deal with customers?. Scary eh...Grrrr....and I run the company.......... I do however live a very "compartmentalized" life I'll have you know .......you know.......you know ! *climbs out of one box & ................into another*