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woofmarkthedog

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  1. I wish the pubs would provide table top extractors outside.....I have seen these in Holland...very cool....then even I could stand out there with the smelly toxic people..........Phew wee......you smell !!! Grrr woof Sneeeeee Heeeeeeee More iron fisted legislation please from Gordon & his morons would be very good...poor ol' smokers are like incontinent people...they do it anywhere....
  2. >Posted by: Mikecg Bring back smoking in pubs! there is the real problem the Smoking ban.........< GRRRrrr Get a grip Mikeciggie...specially at 2 in the morning Bring back smoking, that was the problem in pubs....it was killing the customers off ...slowly but surely,next we need to ban smoking in all public areas( don't worry you can still do it in your car/home in private) then pub gardens would smell of flowers and nice things not Marlboro sh*tes.........Im sue mic mac & other humans would agree......YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED CIGGIE BOY.....come on put 'em up....that's if youv'e got the breeeeeeath ca ca....splutter to...... GGGrrr Snrllllllll wooooooff ..
  3. Grrr if you want the "FISCAL BONES" invest some time and gnaw on this.............or sh*t up & drink up......Woof You would expect the current economic hardship to drive more people to drink. Not so, according to new figures out today, which show a record fall in beer sales in the UK The British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA) says quarterly sales in supermarkets and off licenses have now fallen for the second quarter in a row, down by 6.5%. Today's data compares to a 3.8% rise in off-trade sales in the three month period from April to June. Beer sales in pubs, bars and restaurants also fell further, down 9.9%, equating to 1.4m fewer pints every day. Total beer sales, through both the off-trade and the on-trade, fell by 8.3% in the quarter, the highest fourth quarter fall since records began in 1997. In total, beer sales for the whole of 2008 fell by 5.5% with on-trade sales down by 9.3% and off-trade sales down 0.2%. With pub closures escalating to nearly six a day, the sector even seems in need for some state help along the lines of the banking sector. But rather than helping the industry, the government seems to be adding to the misery. BBPA, which represents the industry and heads the 'Axe the Beer Tax' campaign, blames part of the decline on last year's 18% rise in beer duty and calls on the government to cut tax in this year's budget. "Due to the government's tax escalator and VAT policy, we are facing two further tax increases this year alone. By the 2012 Budget, the tax on your pint of beer will have increased by up to 40% from February 2008," said BBPA chief executive Rob Hayward. The UK's two largest pub operators, Punch Taverns and Enterprise Inns, saw their share price collapse over the past year on falling sales and high debt burdens. Punch, whose estate is mainly leased pubs, saw its share price slide 94% year on year, while Enterprise, whose pubs are all tenanted, lost almost 90%. Both companies have stopped dividend payments at the end of last year. Elsewhere in the sector, Marston's, which has the advantage of a number of managed houses, has seen its value shrink by 63% on the year, while Mitchells & Butlers is down more than 55% and Greene King down 51%. Grr Phew....I need a beer after that lot.......pant.....X x x
  4. MOoooooooooooooooooooo
  5. That's coz they service the same "Herd beast" as JDW........Duh....... Grr woof.......snrrrr
  6. grrrr clik..........................
  7. Grrrrr.....if you like JWS pubs ...good luck to you pound a pint an all that.......however not f'me.....the mutts in there don,t taste so good when you lick 'em............grrrrr now you might have to pay a lil' more to get a tastier bone elsewhere on the manor...but it's usually got a better pedigree ........wooff...snrrrr
  8. No you are making it up Brenan...........time is playing tricks with your mind.............look into my eyes......you are feelimng sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppyyyyyy... Now SNAP out of it........... Ggggggrr woooof
  9. Grrrr Well said............woof.....got a spade......must dig moat.....need help....any volunteers .....ahh ahhh pant... grrrr wooof
  10. Camra....weirdo beardy people...just glad of any attention on real ale.............Exeter.....HELLO........is any one out there.......Get diggin' that moat.. Grrrr wooooooooof
  11. Kells ....my ex-GF got me onto that magpie one......hmmmm your'e not her are you ....away Satan away....sorry momentary flashback, all ok now.....used to live next door to a lady who when she went out ( or tried to..)she would get to the end of the road and come back to unlock the door and check the gas...ohh about a dozen times at least before she made it out proper, also spent about an hour checking the lights at nite....clik clik.......clik clik.......cliclikkkkkk clik clik........ohh G*D...I can still hear her now.......arrghhh help........clik clik clik ......Exhausting or what.. Grr woof....clik..clik........................................................clik
  12. Try Tampa.......... Grr woof
  13. Mr Ben writes.... >Ocean - nice one and well done for picking the >Upper East Side.central Mid Town lordship lane<, Coopers Nacho stall and you have the Clockhouse, The Rye and The Gowlett as equidistant locals. What more do you want?!< Ouch.....Ohh lorks Mr Ben ..time to walk through the back wall and change out of "Mr up town New York guy " outfit, we are British y'know....what next "Gimme fives" and "Hangin' out" no no....just wont do........Have a nice day though... Snee grrrr wooofff
  14. >Please tell me it's going to be a veggie-friendly Vietnamese!!!!!!! < Or a dog friendly Korean.......grrr back boy back snrllllll
  15. Grrr >however at the end of the day if people choose not to drink here then the price of beer / drinks would more then likely come down.< Put up the prices.....keep the riff raff at bay I say...dig a moat as well....and erect a wall.......and a checkpoint...and grrrrr beer makes one quite irrational at times...... Woof
  16. Grr Well..... I strip off my coat on a Friday nite.........& then vacuum clean the "Three piece suite" for a couple of hours...also the "back door" gets checked out somewhat................Sneee grrr woooof
  17. Grrrr no no no Just move if you want to be near a Weatherspoons ...it's more like a branch of social services in them there places....yuk...an' the dogs in there ....well.....mongrels or what.....Grrr woof
  18. OOOH nooooooooooooooooooo Grr woooof........please say no true...no one did crispy sea food noodle like them.....an' no msg .... feel very sad...............Howlllllllll grrr woof
  19. Yeah ......an' I hear Kilo land is coming....so things are starting to get heavy now...GGGrrr wooof
  20. Grrr woof......all better now Miles....good boy...... Wooof snrrrr
  21. GGrr I hate the vet......so no ones looking up my a*** wooof grrr
  22. Grrr just move house then it's not "there" any more..............grr woof
  23. MILES........you da' man........wanna guard dog....do ya .....do ya....hhhh hhhhh hhhh im panting hard now....grrrr snnee rrrr wooof
  24. Yeah luvpeckham...........pack it in .......meooow.......were meant to be ridiculing MILES after all....
  25. >When would you say that someone is txting suspiciousy?????< under a dim street lamp wearing a gaberdine overcoat and a panama hat, drawing slowly on a marlborough with one eye squinting at 3.00am.....now that is suspicious gggrrrrr wooof
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