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Reading LegalEagle-ish recent thread. A guilty pleasure but also a safe distance one. W**F

Reading LegalEagle-ish recent thread. A guilty pleasure but also a safe distance one.

Creepier than ever ...........or am I to "cold" to this whole thread ?

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Dog and Bell in Deptford (not the trendy end > of deptford). ------------------------------------------- Being Blackheath ?

Sanity New or VintagᎬ ? W**F

So can jam & chocolate be on the sausage, or is it only the guys that like enjoy that combo ? W**F

HellNoHellYeah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't stand their stupid lycra shorts and the > way they cycle on the pavement or appear out of > nowhere. One of these c**ts got really arsey with > me last night after she tried to run me over. > Idiots. ----------------------------------------------------- H N Y See I hate Brazil nuts.......ewwwww the brown patchy skin , Oh and that I am fatally allergic to them too. Though I have never seen one "jump the lights" or attempt "to run me over".....YET! Keep me updated with any other postable phobias you have acquired, keeps me in stitches you know! Look out "SKATEBOARDER on a UNI-CYCLE".....only jokin' W**F

Fit - Flops Oh my bleeeeeedin gawd................... DM tell e'm but louder.

Now if anyone can tell me who is not a real person on this then "you gott betta eyes" than me (mine are glass btw and held in with wire) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm4xDzAlX94 The Bristle hound is real....No? W**F **Writer takes of dog costume , hangs it over the back of the chair "See ya' in the morning ol' fella..!" & heads up to bed *

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I miss *Bob*. ----------------------------------------- On a *Bob* holiday............it happens you know ! W**F

Oh my mum will be pleased.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now now Woof, don't be so judgemental. > > I personally thought it was a rather pleasant, > upbeat and refreshingly catchy score from a > slighty bohemian young man. I did notice however > that the young musician is called 'Wouter'. I > thought it prudent to do a little bit of > background checking after I registered the fact > that 'Wouter/Walter' maybe an arsehole. > > It turns out I was correct.....he is an arsehole. CORRECT > > Wouter, the lead singer is in fact Dutch but that > doesn't excuse him from the fact that his most > successful release is called 'Cheezy' that > consists of the usual 'had a really funky night > out, why not have a Jam to see the morning off'. > > > > After viewing this, I could easily picture myself > pushing drawing pins into his gums. I'LL HELP BY HOLDING HIS ORANGE MELON LIKE HEAD ---------------------------------------------------- OKAY I gave ol' Wouter w@nk clog chops a second look. Some points to note. 1. I apologies to Matt Bianco, you are far far better 2. The girl with the hundred volt hair-do , Aimee Whitehouse's cousin ? 3. 'had a really funky night out ( at church of Scientology), why not have a Jam to see the morning off'. 4. Pins & razors are too good 5. Have a nice day OHhh I'm so gruuuumpy today! though Mrs W**F returns later so she should sooooooooooothe me down. Grrrr W**F * if anything that bacon sandwich has made me angrier...*

Boring, watched 15 seconds bluuuuuck in a dearth of mediocrity it may stand out One hit wonder & Matt Bianco did that kind of thing better anyway Oh his outfit looks a bit sketchy too W**F

Shameless plug by the Lidl new store manager Steve T ? On yer' bike son.... W**F

Get over it ( then get even) I did have one once, it got stolen/recovered 3 times. 18 months or so later I saw the " problem child " now with own his own pride & joy scooter in the garage at Kirkdale. Slipped the old Volvo into reverse by accident.....well guess the rest ! Have you ever seen a bike do a reverse wheelie off the stand in your rear view ? W**F (It did look good on the deck with him crying over his little ped.)

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just to say there was a lingerie shop where > William Rose the butchers is now and I think it > lasted about 3 months. Good luck with your > venture whatever you decide to do. -------------------------------------------------- Yes & it looked like as much fun as a funeral directors.

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > FluffyGalore Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > If she's not wearing any rings then it's game > on > > for you, doesn't matter if she says she's got a > > BF; no rings, no strings :-) Good luck. > > > and what if she happens to be a lesbian in a > long-term relationship?;-) ---------------------------------------------------- Camcorder , what a great invention that is !

>> jammy all kinds.... black, red, blue > > maybe even some yellow ones.. > > caps top hats helmets... a jumble o hats ---------------------------------------------- Helmets ? How big & what colour, coz Dazie likes them BTW. W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Afternoon out - I looked at the view from on top > of the multi-storey - cheap beer, lovely > weather....even spied a poster, 8/10 --------------------------------------------------- Felt like jumping off ?

Brooke Bond. Though I prefer coffee.................stirred not shaken ! W**F

Ah haaaa, How old/ young is your MacBook ? W**F

How about in bignumber5 's flat. That'll learn him upstairs. W**F

Trapped in his little dungeon? "Owww..... please I mean it..... Owwwch" "I cant remember our key word, honestly" "Mistress wont release you then, they are the masters rules" " Erm Hobo.....no...Ouch....Erm..Rumplestilskin ....OOOouch pleeeeezeee " W**F *Cracks whip for the hundredth time in 6 days*

They didn't pay the electricity bill apparently. Seems they'd been on estimated previously bills when they read the meter proper, whallop! Great big bill forced them out of business.......yeah ...so I heard!

No because it's a good thread "Betting " lets drop that ? Back to your stable ......"neigh" W**F