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daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yea it probably dont work anymore yuk ----------------------------------------------------- Oh Dazzers..............like mother like daughter..? Maybe W**F

I caught the last part of the Prom, I liked the piece he created. Have you seen / been at a Goldie event...... Do you like ? W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No , she tells us she doesnt :-S ------------------------------------------ Probably hit a duff note too many! Err W**F

Does she play the fanny banjo much these days......hmm....I wonder ? W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yea my mum does that too, half a cap of dettol in > the bath . She's not alone then . -------------------------------------------- No she and HonaloochieB quite often share a bath don't you H, she brings the Detol he brings his guitar..... Oh sweet music...... W**F

OOOoooooooooooit's sooooo tempting W**F

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > An Aussie mate uses the phrase Exactly Right a > lot, and I definitely picked that up from him. ----------------------------------------------------- Brill Keef, exactly right. What"s occurring ( very Auzzie ) W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On August 7 , 2009 > > At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of > August this year, the time and date was:- > > 12:34:56 07/08/09 > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 > > This will never happen in your life again??!!!! > > I was sitting in the office playing Scrabble on > Facebook and dreaming of my first pint in the pub > tonight. ------------------------------------------------------------- Busy day then Jah . W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But you remember the sting! > > Reminds me of grazed knees as a child. Mum would > put Dettol in the bath. ----------------------------------------------------- That and TCP, we still use it here. I do try not to say "See, what did I tell you" when my kids fall/crash/smash bikes/skateboards ect , but boy do I have to try hard. "That'll learn em" W**F

DPGWSSHF Dont Push Granny while Shes Shaving her f.....?

That might just be it ????, she said it with some venom at times ( the old cow ) Brill.... W**F

Pm'd you.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I shall come clean! > I am a shameless 'Vanessa' addict on BBC London. I > know it's wrong but I just can't help it. ------------------------------------------------------- I am not ashamed ( *Bob* you can hide behind me now) "I LOVE THE VANESSA SHOW" on BBC London 94.9 9-12 am Monday-Saturday It's radio at it's best, yes it is .....mmmm all warm and cudly, funny , erudite, la la la....kiss kiss "Hello lovely listeners" Oh how the hairs on my arms stand up.....oh mmmm. "Ahem................now where were we" ? W**F (*Whisper in my ear *Bob* & I wont tell "Do you ever ring her up....on air....live....tee hee ?"*)

I've been thinking ( yes me, oh joy ) this for a while. Other peoples words & phrases stand out so much sometimes we find ourselves adopting them or they evoke a particular place & person For example Keef wrote- and the soundtrack is brill (on the feel good movie thread) Brill is a great word, so 80's and so ready for a revival. Well done Keef ! My mum used to say "I should co-co" if you pushed your luck a bit too far, where did that come from ? W**F

Cant bear them generally You know once we were flying in the south pacific and on a small island in the middle of nowhere someone had written S O S in stones, we flew round to take another look at this vandalism & some joker was jumping up & down waving pointing to his work "Bloody idiot, look at him trying to get our attention " so we pretended we weren't looking and flew off again. If he had the time to do that, then take the time to write something out properly. I really hate acronyms you know. TTFN W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maybe it was being rough and ready and being able > to give a good seeing to .. oh my :)) ------------------------------------------------------ Maybee he had one on his "appendage" for ladies eyes only....... W**F

No, a hun mobile & not right at all. Mind you a Rover may have been better but would it have got him there....No

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love the way that some have justified getting > tattoos by claiming that they have personal > meaning. Wouldn't the same image in a book or in a > picture on the wall would have the same meaning? I > really like some tattoos, but pretty much detest > others. Often it correlates with the atractiveness > of the person thus tattooed. ----------------------------------------------------- In contrast to that I used to employ a decorator "Tattoo Dave" I loved him in the way he was matter of fact about his Tatt's. On the odd rainy day if we were rained off he'd occasionally sit there " Right,if we cant work this afternoon I'm getting a Tatt done" like it was a way to kill the boredom. Sometimes we'd get him to take his shirt off and give us a guided tour. I even watched him have "I'm only here for the beer " round his navel done in Camden just because he thought it was alright at that moment and cheap. He was covered in ad hoc designs, each had a story & most truth be told were pretty rubbish , some you just thought "why" but they were there & I was fascinated. I called him our walking art gallery , my clients were mostly a little shocked when they first met him but once they got to know him they were fascinated to see his gallery. Some of the ladies who lunch clients took quite a shine to him & he was fit as a fiddle but they certainly liked the whole thing, Tatt's , bald head, the teeth & piercing in a weird way. W**F

I love women, but couldn't eat a whole one.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- The main side > effects are issues like oily stools, leakage, > flatulence, etc. ------------------------------------------------------------ The usual then........which is nice!

Jah Lush wrote- That's fine with me just don't let your mouth get too big for your muzzle or someone else might want to put you down. Drinkypoo? -------------------------------------------------- Accepted ☑ (tick box) A chilled Manzilla at this hour please. Cheers. W**F

Jah I was a bit rude suggesting your tattoo of the Who song "Tattoo"( which you don't have ) jiggling on your bum when you coughed I retract my tasteless gag & hope you accept my recriminations Won't happen again...............honest! W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > a punch up? two un-tatooed men fighting over > tatoo's. Can i referee naked? -------------------------------------- Dazzers Now that is funny however, I did not offer Jah Lush a fight, just to take a left or right for being a bit saucy ! Fair enough I s'pose W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't have any tats. So, right or left? The > choice is yours. -------------------------------------------------- No go on you choose, I'm easy so don't really mind. WxxF

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah! Of course I do. You want a tattoo of my fist > on your face smart arse. ------------------------------------------------------- Jah lush please which fist the "Love" or the "Hate" one. Can I choose ? W**F