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No, are you ? Sober as a judge Sue, but I think Jfd may well be...erm "excited by substance un-known" his normal polite manner seems buoyed tonight. Unlike me, I'm my usual "nice" old self. W**F

Hello again everybody but I love Portishead, Admittedly, wPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, ed me on the date of ourPortishead, schedPortishead, tment, I was very angry that yet more of my time was being wasted and that we would not have our cat flap installed prior to Christmas. However, I did not call him any rude names! I was indignPortishead, consumer who had beePortishead, Portishead, Portishead, around so much. IPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, l him that he was unprofessional and had very poor customer service skills and that I found thePortishead, rvice I had received appalling. I am perfectly willing to admit that and stand by my comments. Portishead, another tradesman at my house at the time (who, happily, did turn up when he said hePortishead, nly did not use any such language when speaking to Colin. I think that it is perfectly appropriate, however, to complain whePortishead, have been mucked around by someone that you have paid to carry out work for you. I perfectly understand that mistakes can happen but as anyone sensible who is reading this will be able to see, there had been a catalogue of no shows and excuses from Colin prior to the final mistake on 19th December. Had he turned up on the first scheduled fitting appointment (12th December) and then realised his mistake, I would have been more understanding. However on 12th December, I waited in for Colin, who was due to pay us a visit late in the afternoon and by 6.30pm there was no sign of him. I called his employee at the time and asked when I could expect to see him. She explained that she no longer worked for him as she constantly received Portishead, this nature but gave me his telephone number. I then called Colin and he said that he wasn't going to be able to come and fit the unit that day after all, the reason being that the wrong sized unit had been put on the van. Dare I ask if this was exactly the same unit that was the wrong size again on 19th December? I explained that I would have appreciated a telephone call to make me aware that he was not going to be coming that day. His reason for not calling was that he had no credit on his mobile phone - hardly professional, I'm sure you'll agree. I didn't bother asking if he had not seen any phone boxes on his travels as I did not want to hear any more excuses. He did not apologise and simply said that he would come on Saturday instead. He then called me on the Friday and said that he would have to make it Sunday 16th December instead. We weren't overly pleased by this but we wanted the cat flap to be fitted one way or another so we agreed. Portishead, o push him to agree to a time for the appointment and it was eventually agreed that he would come to our house at 10am on Sunday 16th December. Come 11.30am, there had been no sign of him.We called him on his frePortishead, Portishead, es asking him to call us and tellPortishead, what was going on. He eventually answeredPortishead, been in hospital all day. Far be it for me to say thatPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, was not tPortisheaPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, e the following day to arrange yet another appointment, as he said that he did not have his diary on him. Needless to say, he did not call me. I called him and we made an appointment for Wednesday 19th December. My previous posting explains what happened on that day.As I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ample time to get the unit ordered and even reordered once the mistake was first noticed on 12th December) this was really irrelevant. He agreed to send me a cheque to the value of ?80 to refund the CASH deposit we had paid him. I have stressed the word CASH as I am flummoxed by his claim that he has our bank details on the cheque that we gave him as a deposit! I have several gripes with this claim. Firstly, as I have said, we (foolishly, I know, but lesson learnt) paid him a cash deposit (no payment was made by cheque.)Secondly, if he knows our bank details as they were on a cheque that we supposedly gave him, then why would he not have paid the money intPortishead, r account, Portishead, on to cancel it as sPortishead, sted either by registered post/recorded delivery or as a signed for item and the reason I asked for this to be done was so that there could be absolutely no doubt about whether or not the cheque is received. I requested a cheque rather than cash as it is not wise to send cash in the post. Why Colin finds it so shocking that we do not wish to sare our bank details with him is absolutey beyond me. He has thus far proved to be unreliable and, as such, we do not wish to divulge such confidential information to him. The fact that Colin does not get home from work until late means very little to me. My husband and I too have full time jobs and work long hours but this did not seem to concern Colin when he failed to show up as we waited in for him on our days off work on 3 separate occasions. It takes very little effort to pop into the post office and even less effort to just put a cheque in an envelope and put it in a post box, if he really wasn't happy with the idea of sending it by signed for mail. I am sure that Colin does have plenty of happy . Indeed, it was the positive testomonials on his website that encouraged us to use him in the first place but that does not alter the fact that we have received nothing but bad service and excuses from him. HadPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, As I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, PortisheadAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (ampAs I have said, I am more than happy to admit that I was angry and fed up at this point. I think any rightminded consumer would feel the same. Colin was unapologetic. He did not offer me a discount and even told me how he was out of pocket as he was going to have to pay for a new unit due to the mistake he had made. I perfectly understood that it would not be possible for any company to get me a double glazed unit before Christmas. I was not happy about this but I was even unhappier at the prospect of having any further dealings with a company that had messed me around so much already, I took the decision to employ someone else altogether. Colin said that they wouldPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, able to do it before Christmas and he was right about that. However, as he couldn't get it done before christmas either, despite having measured up for the unit on 5th December (amptishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, he simply returned our deposit, I would not have felt it necessary to make public comments about our bad experience with him and the matter would have been put to bed. We look forward to receiving the cheque so that this matter can be forgotten. I must stress, however, that we will not let the matter lie until we receive our refundPortishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, Portishead, . Erm but singles....what's that all about W**F

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I',m the threaad killer the twisted thread killer > .... why oh why ? ------------------------------------------------------ Did you write "'Allo 'Allo" or haad one to many ?

IT ?

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > how hard is your love --------------------------------- Dazie, this is a sensible conversation between me and "Ian 007 Kelly" He may have hard love but let the business flow here "sweetheart" W**F

Is the Lounge now the Front room ? What is a Front bottom / & can you sit in/on one ? Why do they do keep talking in the Drawing room, it would put me off if I was actually trying to draw. I'm more confused than ever. W**F Why cant we have a kitchen ?

Ian......*Ahem*.. Are you related to Ned Kelly ? by chance. W**F Ps. I need a stowage silo, say 3000 m underground x about say 200m round,lead lined with a satellite connection. To store a "BIG POINTY THING* in. Are you able to help?

Yeah, but he stinks of piss now!

Can these "custom" ski's get through Jamacian customs with out raising suspicion ? If so I'll have a couple of pairs and fill them with top grade Cocaine (don't tell anyone my plan). Sounds absolutely foolproof!....as a bit of research what is the skiing actually like in Kingston town ? Just in case "sods law" I get a pull. W**F

I can't wait for the bit where he falls through a time portal and ends up in last week Oh......the look on his face.....priceless!

Ohh how spooky is that! I bought a second hand copy of "High trees" by Phil Larkin Inside as a book mark was an old postcard of the twin towers......... Spoooooooky

So sties is spelt like pies..... Q. Where can one buy castor oil Antijen? A. Halfords

Easties EL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I own a 2nd hand car that belongs to Jarvis Cocker A. This thread is called "Forumite signatures..." so where does JC fit in ? B. So how do you "own" it if it belongs to him ? C. Is this some sort of exhibition of possession Touretts ?

Oh we've gone and outed ourselves now.......but I must say I'm looking forward to it! WxxF * all that fightin' was just a front*

Sean I will watch this. On your recommendation, so at 8.55pm we will share the same tingling anticipation. I am looking forward to our night on the sofa. WxxF

What's the address , I'll send davy watts round. Or call "crime stoppers"

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > can any body work out what this is? > and give a reply in rhyme. > > herea asa a ounga ana roma ulwicha ------------------------------------------------------- Have you got your teeth in properly ? Or is it a speech impediment ?

I have a friend who when we goes skiing loves the "white powder" so much he carefully un peels a couple of pot noodle lids and laces them with "it" then carefully superglues lid down again.( method 1 ) He also being a very dubious sort mostly drives to France to ski, the on the cheap/ younger passenger/mule generally unwittingly gets his kit laced somehow ( usually ski poles ) prior to leaving. Funnily everyone eagerly awaits their arrival at the resort, the new boy is pale as a ghost when the contraband is unpacked. W**F *BTW this is not a confessional by proxy*

Oh that's ok then, there is care in this community W**F

Sorry don't really get this one W**F ⬅ (This one being a signature, no comedy tie here) -------------------------------------------- "If only I knew myself as well as you did". ⬅ (This one being a strap line, inc the possibility of a 'comedy tie' )

My teeth are all there , sharp & ready to go........no porcelain required.

How you feeling today "Dave" A little fuzzy ? W**F

jctg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's "spoke", not "speaked". ----------------------------------------- Ooooo you cow!

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW, blame woofmarkthedog. ------------------------------ Why have you farted?