woofmarkthedog

Watched "Mileana" tonight....boo hoo

Grr

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Before you clean your teeth in the morning > scrape > > the coating off the back of your tongue with > your > > finger nail, rub the "goo" into the stye. > > > > > > Sounds horrible but it does work! > > What if my teeth are in a jar beside my bed in the > morning? Are you serious? > > > > > > W**F -------------------------------------- Your TONGUE love (deaf is she.....)scrape y'tongue....can't keep the in glass with your "Staradent" can you? Feck Declan what a picture that conjures up, you no teeth & your tongue in a jar & with a stye on your eye. You sound like a real catch you do......yeah! Do you have a prosetic limb for a full house?

Vosene, your hair "squeaked" clean by the stuff but get it in your eye.... Ohhh pain! plus you end up looking like a rabbit with mixamatosis.

In an Alan Carr accent ?

JoJo09 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That makes them so terrifying? They're supposed > to be fun and enteraining for kids. Is it the > makeup? I cannot bear them and they do still > feature in my nightmares - but I blame Stephen > King for that. -------------------------------- But you have a clowns name JoJo! "Parp parp"

Before you clean your teeth in the morning scrape the coating off the back of your tongue with your finger nail, rub the "goo" into the stye. Sounds horrible but it does work! W**F

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You need one of those PR rebranding companies > Wolfie, it worked for nuclear power... -------------------------------------------------- Max Clifford did nuclear power....wow Move over Kerry "chip shop" Cantona, Wolfie is getting the "Hello" makeover.

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The rain is falling so hard now on the Upper East > Side that the car alarms are going off. > > Argh, lightening! > > Some July we've had. ------------------------------------------------------ Upper east side?...............oh lorks, you deserve perpetual rain for that one & a car alarm at 3.45am Grr

Are the chemicals free? I like free! Is roadkill organic? Is a Hammond organ organic? You can spell "Gocrain" if you mess about with the letters in organic & "crignoa" but if you say are those sausages "Gocrain " or "Crignoa" in William Rose they look at you as if your'e a bit weird.... Never know though I mean "Cillit Bang caught on so there is hope! W**F

>One site I have been looking at is 'Kreativ Dental', who even have a UK office organising packages to Hungary, it is so popular.< They can't bloody spell, I mean what chance your teeth. Still you are a vain tight ar5e so who cares?

I will not get banned.....I tell myself this every day No not this day anyway... Honest. (By the way I am naked, you wanted to know that ) Did anyone watch "East of Krakatoa"? wasn't that great, proper rainy day film. W**F

Longton avn/Taylors lane sydenham

In Russia you can get teeth made of stainless steel Now there's a look you would want to cultivate I know somebody who had breast implants, she looked hot after. Does that help No?

Dear Comp. I'm all typed out here! Though I bought tis old house some years ago, all the downstairs original fireplaces were missing. I later visited the old lady who's family owned the house for 70 yrs in a local nursing home, she remembers the bomb dropping across the road and blowing out all the downstairs fireplaces in one hit. We now have a marvelous bright pink tiled replacement in the dining room that they put in. History read real is very pleasant here.

OutOfFocus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mutt > JEdit > Perl > Dist (you won't have heard of that as I wrote it) ---------------------------------------------------- Expand, but beware do you know "Surimi ko...dooo daa" or whatever his name was? Please be ........erm.......y'know!

Oh joy, a damp 40 watt bulb. Under a "William Morris" print shade. W**F

Sounds like a smart muppet to me. Hacking into U.S defense computer is not easy ( is it?) Aspergers or not anyone must know they will come after you ( movie starring Will Smith/ Tom cruise)don't they? Take it like a man, then sell the movie rights W**F

Cousins.... Swedish girls...? Careful

Oh the bulbs gone again.... Anyone?

A heavy stamp on the ceiling from the floor above. "Y'drivin me mad......oh y'dun want to see me mad....keep that nonsense down" The irish fellow up stairs bellows. *A hornet lands on the window, another flies under the door*

A black telephone rings " Hello" " the poem will only work if James Douglas and James Fitz-James do not encounter each other until the sixth canto" " Oh.......I see" The line goes dead, Scott returns to the bookcase to collect his note book. He puffs on the pipe that isn't there " the sixth canto........ " He walks round the chair. "lady in.......?" he duly notes in his notebook.....

Bookshelves.......handy for keeping books if you want to sit down and read in your chair under the standard lamp with your nest of tables. Oh and the ashtray on the table under the standard lamp and near the chair but with a pipe that isn't, burning in it? well within reach of the bookshelves. W**F

In handy reach of the chair, I agree. An ashtray for the pipe? which isn't one but anyway.

I sucked the snot from boy 2's nose one night when he was really bunged up, very salty but did the trick. I do use this story as a measure of my un-faltering dedication to my children ( Mrs W**F raises her eyebrows...Hhmmmm )when I need a way out of a spot... Indeed... W**F