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daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > are you stalking bjork ? or coleen nolan ? -------------------------------------------------- Imagine stalking a Stork !

Im so rude sorry dazzers. W**F *And?*

God dazzers you do meet em. Did you light both them ( the windy pops) was he in the front bottom at the time?

Foxtons provide a useful service, that they are cunts is of no matter, like who else gets to sell houses and be a barmaid....multi f*cking tasking or what Hungaa hunnga or what. God did i write that Lorjks ( Icelandic vibe here) Wj**F

What ? Some people need to expand their minds .....you know...! W**F

Imagine if we found the most unusual thing in the most unusual place, so like if Helium came out of your girlfriends nipples one night . What a bizarre effect that would cause after nuzzling around there a while & just as the real action starts you say "Oh baby I'm so hot for you I'm gonna f....." in Vern from big brothers voice. Would that be a turn on or what? Off topic yes! But there is a place in your head , No? OKAY W**F

Your teeth out

Oh go on just for a day...... Then tar & feather me. W**F

Ok Logo 2. ( Takes a bit of getting used to....but It's free remember!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ⓦ ⎋⎣∱⦙⍷ Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

Foxie I have designed a new logo and strapline for you in line with your softer new self, I have done it FOC from the kindness of my heart Hope you like it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- W♡LFIE Even my willy is soft & furry !

Oohhh my willy is sticking up now... .....chase me.........chase me

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it spin cycle or cold wash? > > Nice to meet you today by the way. ------------------------------------------ Cruising ?

PIG-M8 Is that a good name for a band or what ?

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Interesting > > Eddie and Charlie Richardson.... > > They had a great little drinking den in Rushey > Green > > Frankie Fraser > > Jimmy Moody, who Charlie nailed to the floor for > spending protection money at Catford Dog Track > > I am sure I can think of some more. ------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie and Charlie Richardson.... Battered their own lieutenant Scotch Jock Kerr to pieces with a whole set of golf clubs one by one , then realised they had the wrong man once they'd hospitalised him So, oh yeah they really looked after their own...... Oh & he remained loyal 'till the day he died last year. >

My youngest calls them "Cattoo's", which fits nicely here! W**F

Hmmm Foxie, Jah is a firebrand alright, he wanted to biff my muzzle in the other day because I suggested he had the Who's Tattoo song Tattooed on his bottom ( which he DOESN'T BTW) that jiggled when he coughed ( It DOESN'T ) thankfully Dazie "The voice of reason" (never thought I'd ever write that) stepped in the fray and prized it all apart, I think maybe because she offered to go naked, it well......turned things. Does he like Pot Rot Noodles then. W**F

Tee Heee I like the white fivers.........very proper No he'll run a tab at the club though.. W**F

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 9pm then yeah woof? > > Mines a Peroni ---------------------------------- I"ll have a Peroni with you, Mrs W**F went off to Iceland (not the frozen food one) yesterday so had to look after the little darlings.....but I will be at the next one for a cold drink or two. W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW is a pussy ----------------------------- So puerile but so funny

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Michael dear heart! Let me take you shopping to > Westfield! I adore Westfield (sigh), we can > engage the services of a personal shopper/stylist, > I am sure that the end result will be stunning. > > I actually think you could look terrific in some > fabulous Ralph Lauren chinos, JP Tod loafers and a > rugger shirt with the collar turned up (swoon)... > > You don't want to end up looking like Chris > Eubanks sweetie. Do you (bats eyelashes)? ------------------------------------------------- Yeah DM's look is much more suitable if you too want to look like a tosspot city trader on his day off, for added authenticity add a skid mark & a chlamydia dribble ( free from your secondment to Singapore) in your T.M Lewin twin fold cotton boxer shorts ( mops brow ) maybe add a corporate golfing cap to cover the bald patch. Bingo & done ( like a kipper )not forgetting some wanky Oakley shades..... W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I agree with daizie he's obnoxious, bullying, > agressive, boorish, and a control freak. > He gave Malinda Messenger a hard time whilst she > bravely tried to explain the next happening thing, > he tried to talk over her all the way through. > He had also thrown her brutishly into the pool and > she had complained that he had really hurt her. An > untrustworthy character at best and thuggish at > his worst. ============================================= But...........?

ask dazie

Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've never (knowingly) heard anything by Goldie > before, but was impressed with his composition, > and his passion for music. Seems like an > interesting guy, not the last we'll hear of him in > a classical sense I'm sure --------------------------------------------------------- Been ravin & heard him?

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, mine works too well , ha ha -------------------------------------------- "Yeah Innit" More scary though. "Asda big summer Erm....."roll back"............Hmm please......a bit cheesy?

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i didnt like him in big brother , thats all that > counts innit ? ------------------------------------------------ Shutters Dazzers Goldie's good innit