woofmarkthedog

Again, always handy by the chair and under the standard lamp.

To go with the chair of course.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yes, thats what the trail looks like, but its up > in the cutlery drawer too, over utensils ive > cooked with , even though ive washed them > properly. How would it get up there? with that > shell an all. Yuk . --------------------------------------------------- A friendly mouse climbs up first and lets the snail into your drawers... Creepy ehh....

http://www.sreekrishna.co.uk/index2.html In Tooting...... Very good

This is all a bit Rene Magritte Can you see a pipe ? Is it near said "chair" ? Is chair smoking said pipe? W**F * rubs brow *

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Mr Wolf, perhaps this is what you're looking > for. Only $39.99. > > Only In America ----------------------------------------------------- They are brilliant, do they come in as a swivel action version I wonder? W**F

Has anyone noticed that mice rhymes with rice. It does you know.......!

Do you have to whisper in there? feels like it.

Chemicals on? Chemicals off? I know what I prefer...... W**F

Helen Have you recently emerged from a coma however, that aside I would like my seat "caned" please Oh yes indeed I would! Bad dog..... W**F

I was at a funeral wake last week, Mrs W**F introduced me to an old friend ... "This is Lisa, you know the one who's mum I was telling you about! used to bend her head down and drink straight the wine box in the fridge door!" I mean what can you say to that " Oh, yes hello" ( but thinking that is "rotten" ) Mind it was on the Isle of Sheppey & she didn't bat an eye lid!

Blonde hair Blue eyes Black curly teeth

Barry Manilow Ohh yeah

If he gets no takers he'll have to play with himself.......again. W**F * plucks at willy banjo*

silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Two 'dishes' that spring to mind from my days of > returning to the bedsit having drunk the week's > food money are: Weetabix Omelette and Spaghetti > (al dente) with an oxo sauce. > > PM me for recipes if interested. ---------------------------------------------------- Silver fox, please post your "Rot a la carte" with shameful pride. Yours the "Rot master" W**F

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I discovered my ex-wife in a proper "Rot off" ,we > lived on the top floor & she didn't hear me come > in. > > She was prone on the bed eating > tuna,sweetcorn,mayo pasta mix with a spoon > straight out of the pan. > > Eastenders was blaring out & she was ..ahem > ..."having a mosey round the ladygarden" at the > same time. > > > Ehhh......Quality! > > > > W**F > > > ( I of course withdrew from the "scenario" as > quietly as I could ) ---------------------------------------------------- Oh as a "Dead Rot" I went to a Funeral on Monday .............bumped into the ex wife as above first time in years.. ahem...."oh my mind played rotten tricks it did"

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remembered this thread when I was in tesco > express the other night, and felt shamed. I ended > up buying some posh pate and cranberry sauce > rather than my pukka pie! -------------------------------------------------- Oh no, just go with the "Rot" vs "Toff" I ere toward the shameful pukka pie, was it in the discounted section with a yellow label?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am I the only one wondering whether Woof may be > reading his own posts this morning and blushing? --------------------------------------------------- Oh now I remember( having looked in the re-cycle bin) that Wisky & wine dont mix Mmmmmm

Just changed my nappy, bit sore this morning Err Sozza

Foxie SBlush

T-max Normally you are erudite & Funny! H

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