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A+ for you then. (I knew really, just wanted to see how much "puff" Jezza had in his ikea ridden carcass) W**F

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > E+ Jezzer, You know I'm rubbish at cryptic, now come on what's all that E+ bizzo W**F

ErnestoCHE Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dv1- i have a suggestion for you. instead of > living such a experiance rich lifestyle, where > your most enjoyable activities are hassling people > at work and then complaining to a bunch of > nobodies online, do something productive like > jumping off the roof of the sainsbury's which > causes you so much distress. would be very > poetic. > > fyi daytime staff often receive parking tickets > for parking in spaces designated for disabled or > parent/children (pointless waste of space imo), > however evening staff dont have such strict > regulations placed on them about where they park > as the store is usually not as busy and the > parking enforcers have gone home. dont forget as > well that the store carpark is not public streets, > the disabled bays are more of a gesture than a > right. if someone who isnt entitled to park there > does, what are you gonna do? call the police? > write a letter? prove its an employees car. you > cant. basically your one voice singing in the > darkness. > > are you disabled? if not your just a bored wasp > busybody trying to tell someone who you see > beneath you what to do. you went out of your way > to try and make someones job that little bit > harder. > > and to the "he works in sainsburys, how has he got > a bmw" post. maybe he doesnt waste his money on 2 > bottles of wine per night to drown out his > meaningless existance. maybe he doesnt go out to > gastro pubs or overpriced flamboyant restaurants. > maybe hes rich and works in sainsburys as a way to > feel normal. think before you post you single > minded ignorant muppets --------------------------------------------------------- I'm warming to this guy! No really I am. W**F * actually on second read, I think "love" is the word.....oh yes L O V E*

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you're gonna do it. Do it right: > > http://www.templewines.co.uk/images/Blowup_JPG_IMA > GES/koppaberg_bottle_cider.jpg Thats the one ..............Tastes like utter sh*te Does any one seriously drink that ?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's something about the legs on the coffee > table that just makes me really angry. ------------------------------------------------------- I see Jeremy "mounting" the sofas and licking the legs of "angry" table

lenk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yet abother sad indication of how this area has > gone to the dogs. > > I lived in Manchester for 10 years, and never once > saw this deadly orange ball in the sky. ------------------------------------------------- That's Manchester for you!

In a glamourous way (not like the cabbie yanking his head off) how would you "Top yourself" as it were? I'll start. Moto cross bike, big ramp , off the multi story on a Saturday............naked ,bar the sparkly high heels.

No....................feck I'm boooooooooooooooored or what!

Oh, when "Cheetah" dies........................please

Yeah! she's a right slag

Cataracts

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > D-?

Veuve Clicquot

Ohhh Yah 'mazing

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yup John Lennon was a biggy - I also got dumped > that day so i went out and shot him. It was before texts and t'internet so I nearly got away with it but I > think there were still Jokes by the end of the > day...er, about John Lennon's death not my > fault she made me do it .....................brokenheart? naa met someone else

Jeremy girly britches Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I actually own very much Ikea furniture... a > kitchen table and chairs which have metal frames > and are pretty sturdy. Loads of other shite as well, I like it that most of > their stuff seems to be made from cardboard. Bob, > I don't know if you're aware of this but I like a courgette carefully placed in my ****, but there > are other shops you can buy furniture from but who would. The > choice is limited to vintage/antique or Ikea so I know where I bang my buck! >Next...........I don't think so.

Who remembers the "Human Fly" wacking himself under the landing ramp at a million jet bike miles an hour live on "Grandstand", that was the first T.V blackout I remember.... Robert Craig "Evil Knievel" ...no I'll save that one W**F *Ohh this is really getting nicely mawkish*

No they don't , It makes me swat them off.......... cats........=.......YUK Plus they make my eyes itch Equation. I do not like them ( please pussy lovers don"t read this as HATE them, just take it on the chin, I DO NOT LIKE THEM, AS IN I FIND NO JOY IN A BEAST THAT STICKS IT'S ARSE IN MY FACE AS A GREETING) Grr W**F

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know that too ...... genius recordings .... > streets of loredo .... would you lie with me in a > bed of stone .... personal jesus ... inspired ... -------------------------------------------------------- After I stabbed myself, did I bleed? hell no!

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was a 14 year old punk on holiday in Devon and > being 14, we all thought it was a laugh "Elvis is > dead, long live punk". Diana I was asleep in SE22 > and Jacko I was on here when the story broke. > > > I was actually alive for Kennedy cliche - unlike > the majority of people on the planet - so maybe > they should drop that one now eh? Illuminate!

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh SimonM, you are so right. Happy hours could be > lost in the Austins Emporium. ------------------------------------------- Well !

It's an old one , when Elvis died I was swinging on the 5 bar gate of my parents house tracing "Fairfields" with my finger. With Diana I was on a stag night,recovering with a hang over. Jacko I saw on the BBC website.......

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jeremy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > bigbadwolf - here's something you may find > > useful: > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm > > > > Bob - I bet your house is full of "billy" > > bookcases really. With matching K?α?st?r > > coffee tables. > > Jeremy > > I now see where you're coming from but I'm afraid > that your reply to PGC's deco taste contained > about as much sarcasm and 'Klippancy' as a Swedish > furniture designers sense of humour. If in future > you want a post/message to convey a sense of > either sarcasm or flippancy then I suggest think a > little bit harder regarding the posts content and > how it matches/mocks the post you're attempting to > get a rise out of as to give us an ikea as to what > you're going on about. IKEA F*G

I'm fakgin lovin this thread, butt in anyone an' get yer eyes scratched out innit Interiors..yer .......bring em on bitches

Imagine how many more wives & children you could have had though .......