woofmarkthedog

Good on Obama . Now ?putting away the Xbox and putting our kids to bed at a reasonable hour,? is right up my street, but how about not having the silly game thing in the first place, even better banning them forever for children & adults ? Please address all correspondence to: woofmarkthedoghasthisnotcausedtroublebeforewhenyouraisedthisidea@theeastdulwichforum.co.uk

Maurice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > May I just plug Camberwell for our large number of > barbers. Where else can you get a cut and, at the > same time, transfer money to any number of foreign > lands? Do come visit. ------------------------------------------------------ Many of the residence in the "shadier" area of Camberwellgreen could do with a haircut Maurice, yes indeed! However I don't think it's their lifestyle priority really. Thank goodness there is a hilly divide between us all. W**f

Maurice wrote --------------------- Do you tweet? No but 'I'm am on the train to work' and 'tonight I cooked Delia's latest recipe' if that helps ?

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof, are you on some sort of mind altering drugs > today? > > I.V? > > I believe that when northeners are on the piss > it's more a case of in-voluntary than Intravenous > but you never know up that way. ------------------------------------------------------------- REWIND I.V like a "Drip" .....as in not passed the lips ....................as in ohhhhhhh Jeezus Has anyone got any mindbendingdrugs........."Hello mikecg are you there?"

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now now Woof, don't judge a Scouser by their > cover...story. > > I sat with Legal at the last drinks and not a drop > of alcohol touched her lips. I know it may be hard > to take in but it's true. ------------------------------------------------- I.V ? Then......oh through the midst of toime , I remember "the al' sauce was gettin tha' better of ye" Stick with it now, if you can. W**F

James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's never too late Woof! We will have him looking > like George Clooney and out of that bedsit in no > time. > > Meanwhile... > > That's enough about Bob, let's talk about US ------------------------------------------------------------ Jane Once "we" get *Bob* sorted I quite fancy that bed hair look or the wedgie. Can you do both? Is it hard? W**F

PANTS ON FIRE.....all of it!

James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh dear me Bob, come out of the dark ages please! > Do you wear deodorant? Do you wash your clothes? I > do hope so. For the sake of any women in your > life. > > Oh and (you wouldn't know this, as you don't pay > for decent haircuts) but the effect lasts much > longer than half a day. -------------------------------------------------------------- *Bob* Hard for you to admit but this is why your wife threw you out & you now live in a bed sit.....isn't it! Sorry to have to remind you mate. W**F

L I A R

James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Given the number of women and men who try to chat > me up, I don't think I suffer from any such > conditions Bob. But then, if nobody looks at you > at all, why bother to spend money on a haircut? > You could spend it on pies instead. ---------------------------------------------------- James I'm soooooo thinking of going over to the other side too....."Yeah I am" & it sounds like you swing between the two, so can you take me. Or are you not going that way........yet? Cheeky pie monkey.... you sound like the "chatty type" so you can use my "dictaphone" any time you like! W**F

Feign illness

If ever there's a clear dog vs cat , this is it! See, if you had a dog you could just set it on the cn ut.....dosh back in seconds.

Yah.....OKAY For "research" purposes ..... I shall tonite "fill ones skin" W**F

Any starters... A spritzer ......rose..........a light ale ? Yet!

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm curious as to which chinese takeaway you will > b travelling to ??? :)-D -------------------------------------------- Why fancy a "bone" ?....Hmmm *God that's awful that is.......*

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Only by the Ambrosia of your sweet self Kel my > love. ------------------------------------------ Semolina or rice pudding?

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Keep your hair on Jimi Awww...... have you not read the forum & all it's high jinks ? Probably way toooo busy getting all those "haircuts" Any other recommendations....Hmmm? .....come now don't be ......shy "Coooee chhee cooooee..." Grr W**F

Keef That's the place. We like him. The rest can F*** off. W**F

This may explain the Gentleman Jim's frequency http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/090608-gomez-vmed-12p.standard.jpg

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can of worms. But in shirt no, cream is nowt but a > moisturiser, pill is a sugar pill, let it dissolve > in the French fashion if you like, won't make a > blind bit of difference. ----------------------------------------------------- Agree, wot mockers said.

Stop F...tting & sucking your teeth Bring your selves up Sydenham way. George runs the shonkiest looking gem of a barbershop on Kirkdale, it's the black & silver one by the zebra crossing. He cut mine & my sons hair for ?18 quid, he's a proper old school turkish barber, neat, quick and accurate. Small talk optional, but a good barber in the proper tradition he'll even thread your eyebrows & flame the hairs in your ears ( how cool's that). He's been on my doorstep but I snootily overlooked him for years, my mistake but glad i found him now. "Hail to George"

Nice Keef It must be a Sydenham thing the "rot" Coz it seems to be well set in up here!

Dazie I laughed so much "it" hurt.......

Silverfox wrote. Many years ago my uncle bought a reduced fresh turkey from Birmingham Bull Ring market on Christmas Eve. When he unwrapped it at home it only had one leg (true story). Does this count as a rot shop? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I loved this part story, part question & spat my coffee out when I read it. W**F