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Michaelwhite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I reccomend A million little pieces. > Unputdownable! ---------------------------------- Addictive almost ? Yah...really! *OO*

But have you actually seen it ? Google or whatever ......it is one to watch....I see awards, spin offs & me in an asylum. *OO*

If only it were "real" eh....& Duncan, an Oscar at least!

I have heralded this lot before, in my fat greedy guts opinion, which I'm sure you know I'm not shy of " I recommend this place" & they deliver to E.Dulwich and all that. Enjoy W**F http://www.namastelondon.co.uk/namaste_menu_08.pdf

Tisk , time is ticking Harass that hang over with an amber nectar. Tonight matthew "I gonna be " Pisshed" on Chilean Sav blanco , cheap as chips from Sainsbury's Till we "rot" W**F

Have you seen this...Erm show ( I know but this transcends the family room, trust me ! ) Oh my friggin knickers in hell. OK, you know the 2 singing coaches from fame academy ( her with the plum barnett and him....well , a plum ) they have a kids programme now on Cbb's Somehow check it out , it is rank beyond belief Even my 5 year old took one look( and this is a kid who is deprived of TV all week)and said "Oh no I HATE this show" Research & tell me I'm no madder than say...err yesterday ! W**F * just popped my head round TV room " Dad turn this over...I still hate it"

See the Wine o'clok thread That'll sort you out!

Do you wear pants with those?

God rest his soul. I suggest a tipple to him. Tonight be up standing at 6.00pm "To Henry Allingham" We will drink a dram. W**F

Oh, to the priory then. Mine was a diesel lorry sound .Seriously there is a droning noise syndrome I read about. Though I don't live in your area.....but!

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What did the room smell like Woof, you > know...since she was in 'mid flick' so to speak. > Did it smell of rot or just...well...you know, > tuna. ----------------------------------------- Wolfie Well the bin needed to go out, but the dog sh1t on next doors balcony mingled with the tuna. That and the Eastenders theme tune created an unforgettable "musky symphony", a near perfect bouquet of "Rot" likes of which I have yet to "nose" since. W**F

I dipped her purse & went to the pub! Everyone's happy.

I discovered my ex-wife in a proper "Rot off" ,we lived on the top floor & she didn't hear me come in. She was prone on the bed eating tuna,sweetcorn,mayo pasta mix with a spoon straight out of the pan. Eastenders was blaring out & she was ..ahem ..."having a mosey round the ladygarden" at the same time. Ehhh......Quality! W**F ( I of course withdrew from the "scenario" as quietly as I could )

Indeed *Bob* However "Cutters choice" is 30 whole rot pence cheaper There is always an error of judgement within the "Rot shop" and this one stands right out for Keef. W**F

All shall be invited to the big day.... Now , what to wear? A mankini , angel wings and slit shades. Help.....!

Here's a "Rot shop" I've noticed & probably invented by a guilty strayed Catholic like myself. Sainsbury "Ham(fag)ends" you know the nasty knobby ends ect 100g = ?1.00 or there about plus the "Rot shop" shame of buying them. But you look at at the "how'd you wan't it sliced " ham on offer ........at 89p for 100g... OOOooh Fury at the "ham slags" that they are... W**F

For the bruised soul ? ....Yes!

Appeal,appeal,appeal if you do get a ticket. I have had 2 quashed from Lambeth in the last month, you have to appeal to the Northampton court. In my experience this is the only way through. Incidentally the Crystal Palace triangle borders the boroughs of Bromley, Lambeth, Southwark & I believe Croydon. A Royal flush for parking tickets W**F

Dear Diary It's Friday no hard spirits pre 6.00pm 6:01 pm Pour large vodka tonic, twist lime, wipe round rim (of glass) Proceed as per usual.

Just read yr message+agree re mic???? what next?@woof

Om I read that article whilst having a chinese at lunch "very funny" nearly chocked when I read the Churchill 6 volumes comparison . Note; If anyone gets to borrow /steal/ buy this set........pleeeease can I see it, even a glimpse? Namste W(?)(?)F

Cider,sheep,food..... I'm there! W**F

I accept ( I'll just tell 'er indoors) "SL*G IT'S OVER, over , over...you tell the kids....I can't....face'em..again.." Ok, ahemm where where we James ?

Xena(6)the feck:):))::o been?

James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >>I once spent ?60 on my hair, in my younger days, > when I had all sorts of bright red, copper, and > black bits in it. I then remembered that I am a > bloke > > That sounds fabulous. But why did you give up your > dashing hairsyle? Why should women have the > monopoly on flamboyance? > > Let's not forget that before those silly repressed > Victorians made us dress down, men preened and > posed at least as much as women. Look to the > animal kingdom - the female duck is drab but the > drake is fagulous. So go forth and be dandy. > Invest in your hair. It's in our genes. -------------------------------------------------- James Y'know I've been all of a tiz all night! I don't know but James you really inspired me and .... sooo it well bought me out of "there". So now like a pheonix, a bird of paradise, a peacock I am readdddy to strut my drakey stuff down his "Lordship's Lane" and back.....my eyes as dark as "coalite"........( it is a smokeless fuel ) I'm on fire... yes sir! this clone is "in the zone..." Oh yeah loooooooooook out!! I am primped, pressed, permed and pompadoured .......I'm a raven for a ravin'.... wearin' rhinestone in my hair & ready to fly. So come on lets strike like raptors & hit the town tonight. What do you say "big cock" .... .............or are you staying in washing y'hair ?