woofmarkthedog

I have just chopped my man hood off with a bolster whilst watching Way too "Chipping Ongar/ Chigwell borders" for me..... YUK ....Lastly, I bet they have hard "flip-flop" heels on their feet & I don't like that see ! W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maurice Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Alan I do worry about you dear boy. > > > Have you suffered a job loss? Is all okay over > on > > the estate? > > Yes, I'm afraid Alan lost the paper round. > > But he's managed to find seasonal work in > 'Rimworld', so it's not all bad news. ------------------------------------------------ And the hourly rates are good!

Oh Lorks You could'nt make this stuff up........more, bring me bucket fulls....!

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Be careful, Woof. > > Many go in. None come out. ------------------------------------------------------- Yes, caution is "key". I hear his patio is up to the basement window sill height this year. In & out....relentlessly....that's what worries me......

Stop changing the subject, who cares about your poncey neighbor Pubs , the libraries of life, where ?

mattham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Been musing on this a while and seeing the BBC's > vapid, gushing interview style from Glasto at the > weekend reminded me. > > Witness this little nugget from 1967: > > Pink Floyd interview > > Can you imagine music being discussed this > objectively and intelligently today? Or am I just > being hopelessly out of date and elitist? (I > should add this was recorded long before I was > born). The interviewer's first question, and the > reaction, at 0:21 is a classic. His response might > be even better. Some lovely little looks between > Syd and Roger too. > > As usual, the user comments are fantastically > bellicose. What does everyone else think? ----------------------------------------------------------- Mattham Back to musing for you, let us know ! say next year-ish when you've had a while to...erm......musesomemore... (On viewing they are awfully.....well posh..!) W**F * god is that the time.....*

Maurice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Walworth?! Now I know you are winding one up. As > South London goes, and we're talking urban (as > opposed to our suburban enclaves), The Prince of > Wales in Cleaver Square is good for a drink and > boules, if desired. Otherwise, travel north or > out to suburbia (Lordship Lane springs to mind). Oh Maurice , gone all la de da now, what with bistro's & "boules" & they call it "petanque" on here , also they get upset if you call them tossers, which of course they are. Back to the real world, what's wrong with Walworth "The Bell" is lovely, I know that geezer got shot in the head in there but he was an IRA informant. I mean it's not exactly Dorset but......Please don't mention the Fox or somewhere like that or it will be one short "mornington cresent " stop before someone pipes up with "Oh early bird at the Harvester is good ?2.99 for ...." sh1t like that and the whole thread goes down. Next....& Hurry please. W**F

Maurice What is that pub up in Walworth, down a side turning near Arments & next to the theatrical set building place that backs onto the estate ? Do you know it Now that is a sh1thole of a place, had a funny few times in there though. looked in the A-Z (what a book eh ) it's on Westmoreland rd/Queens row ( funnily enough ) W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ended-up in the 2 Brewers? As we all were inclined to back in the day.

Oh, by the way.... "Have a nice day" W**F

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...to know. To know you nice

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ha ha! > > The same way you do. Which is nice.....

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bignumber5 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > No top means your sweat will evaporate faster > in > > the sun, leaving you dehydrated with mega heat > > stroke, as well as burnt to a crisp with > melanoma > > since any sun protection gets sweated off. > > Decent sun screen won't just get sweated off in > the course of a run round the block! > > Regarding dehydration, take a bottle of water with > you. > > I don't see the problem really. ----------------------------------------- Oh lorks ol' Jezzer mummies boy is waxing lyrical again ....na na na take a bottle......le le le Oh what next a static excercise bike on the goose green roundabout and jezzer offering " Saint Tropez" spray tans and "back sac & crack" as you pedal Cripes.. W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You seem to have confused 'The Brewers' with 'The > 2 Brewers'. > > Is there something you want to tell us? Yesssss & no .....oh I'm confused, hang on how do you know ?

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Alan Dale Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Any update on this? > > > > > > Perhaps not to everyone's tastes but the > Buckle > > is > > > a firm favourite of mine. > > > > > > This may have been a one off, but last time i > went > > in there were a bunch of smackheads "rattling" > & > > waiting to be "served" as it were > > > > Hmm not nice really > > > > > > W**F > > > I didn't say it was nice. I wouldn't even > recommend it but I have had some great nights in > there and seen some incredible things. Ah now thats my kinda language, have you ever drank further up in Walworth in the pub on the estate nr Arments pie & mash, what it's called i dont know but f*ck it is interesting, or even the 2 brewers in southampton way.......Mummy

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the > United States.........who wants a person's sweat > dripping all over the place? Yeah the US ,that bastion of good taste, still obese lardarses in supa size sports wear always welcome W**F

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any update on this? > > Perhaps not to everyone's tastes but the Buckle is > a firm favourite of mine. This may have been a one off, but last time i went in there were a bunch of smackheads "rattling" & waiting to be "served" as it were Hmm not nice really W**F

Il postino. Oh so very good to watch & .......Just loved it all really W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > This is someone who, were it not for the records, > you'd be booing on Jeremy Kyle. .................................................... Whilst being watched by Terry hall ........

SCSB79 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > unfortunately the showers I will be using aren't > in my office.... so will have to take them with > me on the day etc... panniers may work, but not > sure if they will ruin my "style"!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------- You are not "pals" with ol' Davy Watts are you.....Jeezus H.....

You seem clinically disinhibited so just run naked , we all know you're single and a bit of a c*ck so you wont embarrass anybody will you ? 27 posts & all your cards on the table....good work ! W**F

Depends what bus or train you're trying to catch...

4. Booked an appointment with Nicky Clarke himself for a blow dry tomorrow afternoon ZZZzz YAWN Lets hope he hasn't been canning the chang then ...eh ! What shook the crows from the nest then ?

Reading cereal packets I love , I am enthralled by "The Dorset cereal" series (box set of 10 at last count ) at the moment though I have read the classics like Wheatabix, Cornflakes & the likes. But these new & contemporary editions are really worthwhile .It just makes getting up in the morning a real joy. W**F

Heritage tomatoes ......Oh what next.....Lorks Is it a drive through ? *OO*