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Legal....looks like you jumped in the pool & the water jumped out in that snap Ohh & is that a brazil bikini you're chewing there ? Nice.... "I fink davy is in love aint you davy"..........davy your specs are all steamed up & talking of up, your trouser ...y'know "up" is nicer Grr W**F

Sarah J. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A Sonnet For England > > In grey morning light the world was asleep, > As the birds in the trees sang their bright song. > The chill air grabbed hold and forced me to leap, > Icy floor under foot, skipping along. > Warm cosy kitchen, teakettle whistling, > Rubbing the chilblains out of my fingers. > The hairs on my arms, frightened and bristling, > The smell of toast in the air still lingers. > Tea in hand, toast on plate, I about face, > Padding along bare foot back to my bed. > Gardens, under a blanket of white lace, > Cats persistently call out to be fed. > The yellow sun glows low in the pale sky, > I curl up happily in my bed, and sigh. Pulling out my Rampant rabbit Turning it to 5

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Every chair is unique > > And the linen plastique > > I liked that bit. --------------------------------- What more than the Ikea catalogue ?

I am really rubbish at the smoking "bad stuff" especially after plenty firewater, i think finding myself naked kneeling on a chair with a pillow on the windowsill at 5 am one morning made me realise "we" were not good for each other, oh & it was snowing I don't drink & drive, as my sister said when we were young "Coz you'll spill it silly " Grr W**F

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > was the robber armed? or was it a snatch and go? ----------------------------------------------- Yes, he had arms & legs I heard......scary hey !

I used to get mine laundered at a place very near work so i never actually took them home, ah they were the days ....commuting to work and all the sh*t that went with it Good luck though

PM'd you W**F

Davy desperado, Have you tried ordering a Grattans catalogue , the lingerie section may .........well you know. W**F

I use the "Sprinkler" god gave me, yes pi**ing out there does work & it is very liberating..... Ahhhh under a moonlit sky..... W**F

I've got a lovely hand bag and a killer pair of heels..... W**F *inserts brick....I said "BRICK" ......naughty boy...*

If you like a drink but not a boozey one try the green zero Cobra lager, I bought it by accident thinking it was alcholic & it's friggin lovely you know.. W**F

reetpetite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > charliecharlie Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Jerry Dammers always was a difficult man so I > can > > understand the fall out... > > mate of mine was with him for years and he was > a > > grummpy ol' b*gger > > > http://bristolgraffiti.files.wordpress.com/2008/09 > > > /nick-walker-jerry-dammers.png > > > > ps what's with the Lady Gaga bad Madonna > > spoof??????? but the crowd luuuuuuvvveed her... > I > > suppose at least she made an effort > > > http://egyptsaidso.com/files/2009/04/lady-gaga-ass > > > .jpg > > > > sorry folks...I'm a visual mood this morning... > > > Wish my bum looked like hers. ---------------------------------------- So do I.........helloooooo

When's Jacko on ? *ah.........erm......oh I see.....*

Sherwick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > er, I mean Murray... ::o His mum is marginally better looking than Timbo's as well.

Maybe he has a massive c*ck & needs somewhere to "park up" as it were

Are you a swinger then ? W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't put my finger on it. > > The chirpy banter is slightly chirpier. > The smiles slightly smilier. > More twinkling of the eyes. > > If anyone else can work it out, let me know. ------------------------------------------------ See longest day has gone & winter is on it's way ....lots of game & stewing stuff to sell culminating in a Turkey/ Ham bonanza... Christmas soon....ohh pressies Wouldn't you be happy ehh..! W**F

Oh plop, didn't like the name anyway....sounded like a vitamin supplement Flimsy I know but..... W**F

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I live in Sydenham too Bart, so don't worry about > it. I'm actually from Dulwich, but got priced out > by the sort of @#$%& who use this forum! ______________________________________________________ I too inhabit that fort, my bazooka rests on Keefs barricade as we survey from the mount.....innit Keef? W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't get Springsteen.....at all......there, I > said it --------------------------------------------------- He was playing ( un-known to me ) at Crystal palace park sometime back & within good earshot of our house, we were away and returned later on that evening "Who's making that racket over the park then ?" my fragrant other inquired "Sounds like some dodgy Sprinsteen tribute act" I replied knowingly..... Hmmm .. W**F *See I'm right good wiv music me!*

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That fence must be comfy, get off it & go and get your bike F.C.O Please..... W**F

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 5 replies and no mention of "woo" > > woo > woo > woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo > > Load of arse > > And I can say that as I'm a Libran and like calm > and balance. > > Only when I tell people I'm a Libran do they say > "ooh you can tell" - before I tell people it's > normally about 7 guesses. > > Big pile of arsey woo > > 12 types of personality combination???? > > * bites fist * --------------------------------------------- Sean Good to see the ol' tie taken off, the hair let down & shook loose with a big deep breath....YEAH LET IT OUT "We hear ya' " W**F *blimey it's only Wednesday*

lenk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > this is nonsense. Have you seen the standard of > car driver that you get in London? > > what have you got against track bikes? Do you even > know anything about bikes? > > When was the last time a car driver got killed by > a cyclist? > > I put it to you that you aren't a cyclist at all. > > > And police and community wardens - just try and > catch me. ----------------------------------------------------- I bet Lenk has a peg & a piece of cardboard that hits the spokes making a "motor sound" as he rides his bike ... ohh and a lolly stick as a gear lever jammed between the cables..

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I leave cheesewire traps for foxes - about head > height. .................................................... And foxes are made of cheese now are they? W**F