woofmarkthedog

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AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The new cafe on the Rye stand's on the site were > the Italian POW's were interned during the War, I > think the green shed that houses the kids club was > in fact part of the original camp. ------------------------------------------------------------ Which is nice! However,I think she is looking for "living" Italians ......this time round. W**F

smilesmart Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I see it so nobody takes it seriously what I > wrote;-) I do not bite.... > > Tony...:)-D Smilesmart This is a very serious place as you can see and there is a regular meet up for EDF "drinks & chat" at one of the local pubs/bars each month ,everyone is invited so I am sure you will get a friendly welcome. You may also get to go to (ahhem) "The park" with sombody. Lastly, if you don't bite then nor will I. W**F *seeeee I can, I can, I can do normal & informative & non-whatever replies.......really.....*

Check out her Copper ....................do da She said she wanted to get back in contact with the voter did she not expect a kick up the arse from them though...my god ...wake up FCO Silly .....

You have to own the patch it was parked on to get away with it, like the space in front of a shop or a hard standing Appeal anyway Other wise ?60.00 a clip round the ear son W**F

There is a way round it , i had one for a while...here's how (A Westminster warden told me this & I did it for years) Choose your spot in a reasonably safe/clear spot Park Cover reg plate well with thick plastic bag and elastic bands Chuck tax disk under seat in the helmut stowage well out of site Lock & leave till your hearts content Traffic wardens ( flies ) are not allowed to tamper with any part of the bike/ no tax no details see. Bike now becomes "an object" much like a wheelie bin. Bingo....... W**F

So you can "organise" a few things round here, yeah we know your game. Capiche W**F *door knocks ...Gabby "the Violinist" Gabonna..who?...oh no*

easytiger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Markthedog, do you really talk like that? Should i > be roaring?:) ---------------------------------------------------- No I'm a retired Durham miner , however livin' down t'South does change one.

HellNoHellYeah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > HellNoHellYeah Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > @PeckhamRose, I am really really scared. She > > has > > > a fairly serious criminal history too, I've > > just > > > discovered. > > > > > > Ok how many times have you sh*gged her? > > > > None > > > > One > > > > Two > > > > Many > > > > & > > > > What crime ? > > > > W**F > > > > *you are on the job now are you...ohh..k * > > > I have not shagged her. As a heterosexual woman, > I tend not to shag other women. She went down for > four years for high-level fraud and on another > occasion did a year for perverting the course of > justice. ------------------------------------------------------------ Oh......OKAY Soz ooops...miss read the whole situation So hard to see who are the boys/girls & as you alluded to the Glen close in Fatal attraction ( see he did S*ag her ) I wrongly assumed (can you see me rapidly back pedaling here)your gender/orientation..... Phew... However she "your friend" is a hardcore crim. She hasn't asked you to cash any cheques/help look after Aunties money has she? I know two people ( though a barge pole away now) who have done similar things. Have they been caught & imprisoned ? Yes. Have they learnt their lesson ? No. How many prison terms ? 3/4 a peice Will they ever? No Do you want a mortgage/ car disappeared ? See above. Can I go now? W**F * Thank f*ck for that......two fingers of whisky.....ahhh*

Manfred man ?

HellNoHellYeah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @PeckhamRose, I am really really scared. She has > a fairly serious criminal history too, I've just > discovered. Ok how many times have you sh*gged her? None One Two Many & What crime ? W**F *you are on the job now are you...ohh..k *

Mmmm...well

A "new friend" has asked me to say "hello" "Hello" She seems awfully .....er "nice" Very intense eyes ,resting heart rate of 110..... W**F *takes early "vacation"*

Kumbaya ...

Huggers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ive got a close female relative with narcissistic > personality disorder. It's impossible to change > their scripts through reason, intervention, anger, > kindness...you are who you are in their script and > you cannot change it. Prettty scarey if they are > stalking you though.. Does your wife know how you talk about her on here ?

Tee hee One false move.....oh yes....& one of us will get you W**F

Silly c*w Did I see right ? a tear & an apology...... Not so cocky now eh ....EH.....no ! Oh makes you sick, there was I just about ready to trust them politicians again...... Really Yah.... W**F

Ah Mags Chinese takeaway , spitting image & the enterprise allowance scheme, them were the days! W**F ( Chinese take-away has lasted the longest..who'd of thought eh..!)

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is called R v Brown and others. A group of > consenting adults was caught (don't know how) > doing various violent things to each others > private parts. They had a password, so that they > could yell out in pain, but the activity would > carry on, but if they yelled the password it would > stop. Various people in the party were charged > with assault type charges (to be fair, not sure if > anyone was actually charged with torture). The > question up for consideration was whether a person > can legally consent to that kind of assault - if > they could it wouldn't be an assault. It was found > that they could, but the poor chaps in question > were still convicted - of offending public morals. > Not sure what that adds to the debate really but > when studing the case I had a jolly good chuckle > at reading various barristers terribly serious > submissions to the court of appeal about the true > nature of nailing genitals to a plank..... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- L.E Was this the case where various men consented to scalding/electrocuting and inflating each others scrotums. In a private club, as you do ? W**F

brutality

Oh lorks... Does anyone take anything serious on here (no, not really....good ) Ok,I did know a tortoise who searched for years up & down the garden looking for "love" sadly nobody recognised his (turned out to be her)relentless love march until it was too late.....even for a tortoise she was to old, the clock had ticked by and she was left on the shelf, well actually a box in the shed covered in newspaper & stuff. Soo sad, there must be a movie in there i'm sure. Timothy Spall could play the lead, then swap with Kathy Lett (y'know ol' wossa name.. Waynetta, yeah!) They'd be in giant shells ....and well you figure that stuff out I've given you the bones of it, god next y'want me to write it......I mean your the Journo/screenwriter aren't you? Come on lazy bones get on with it , whens the film coming out then? W**F *Balances ruler on pencil....ahem*

Yuk, Yuk, Yuk. Your all so groady. Dazie is he still "chez moi" Or have you wiped your mouth/bottom of him now ? Doo, doo, doo tell W**F

> 1/ Where a Dress. there is a Black/Asian equivalent so mixed > marriages have additional problems, I'm agraid. Be very agraid..................

Christian Ronaldo