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Andrew Starling (A.k.a andystar) 56 Knowhere Street London SE22-OMG 7th June 2009 Dear Andrew Thank you for taking care of my "missing parcels" however imagine my surprise when I opened them only to find the contents had been well "tampered" with! I had ordered the extra large one with super life batteries which last normally up to 18 hours of continuos use, they are now flat & dead as a dodo, the handle was sticky and smelt awful. On the plus side a squirt of Detol bathroom cleaner and a new set of Duracells & it runs like new, did you notice smoke coming from it when you "inspected" it? possibly not I imagine you cant get your neck round that far. Anyway if you find the instructions please hold onto them. I do quite like the "bronco" setting for now but it can make your arm a bit tired. By the way the outfit you were wearing under your dressing gown looked okay. I did however notice the 2 "W"s tatooed on your "downstairs" cheeks,coz when you bent down to pick something up it spelt WoW or MoM but which ever way ,I quite liked it. Oh lastly how long had you been horse riding this week-end, you looked a bit sadlesore still. Yours sincerely & in gratitude. Gillian Watson Ps.Is the D.C adaptor working ? I'm having a nasty tingling sensation when plugged direct to the mains*

Letter that is..... "oh the filth on here" W**F *snigggggrr*

Did you give her one W**F

Really oh my god , i'm going to take lie down. W**F *Fire on tonight *Bob* *

I first came across the scene quite by accident in 88, I went to Ibiza for a week & stayed for 5. I remember being in Pacha & there were trannies on stilts wearing flares & caftans whilst completely out of their trees on whatever, the music was mental. I was blown away & intrigued at the same time. Then things started to kick off over here in 89.....

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I disagreed with the Saddam murder because it > weakened the pitiful authority of the Western > Forces and looked like it was done by the US as a > way of shutting him up and getting their own back > on him for turning against them after he'd been > put in power by the US in the first place. Well said L-E Enough now, we agree to disagree OK Or heads will roll W**F

Oh we are in Saudi now or want to be, gosh how wonderful.... I just love that idea of freedom. All that oil & heads rolling all day long sounds like utopia. What makes me laugh with the it's "ok in Saudi model" is if you separate the oil wealth then the royal status , you are left with a "subject" state ruled by fear & injustice If cutting off peoples heads worked as a deterrent then why do they need to employ a family chain to carry out the deterent that clearly doesn't deter. Move there if you like it so much.

So to pay back a crime we then "Legally" commit the crime as a society to pay back the criminal. Sh*t so there really is no "crime" in the first place. Nice place to live, tell me where am I ?

So one dead man, then add another is an equation of justice. Get a grip. That's revenge & if you think it satisfies your ego stick with it. I can tell you when in your darkest hour the hardest truth is, it "revenge" solves nothing,how can you get your own back, you can't & your loved one is not coming back no matter how much hate & fury you feel. The real liberation comes ultimately from acceptance, facing the truth & dealing with it.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > im sorry too woof, really . Each crime is > different . Yes true but does killing someone repay society? No. Each persons death brutalizes us, we don't step up we fall down.

Yeah REALLY

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He's bloody good at his job. Thought i saw him > lining himself up to take over tho! Do you think > he'll do a Brutus? No in a word, but he would technically be very good. It must be frustrating for him to see GoBro as a character in charege, ToBla was so much (love/hate him)better, I mean he had the 'schtick" required, the patter as such. It's like having your uncle in charge here, we know he means well but sh*t he's dull, dull, dull.

Blood lust solves or redresses nothing. My father was murdered by terrorists,that they killed them selves offers nothing back to me. Would I want the death penalty.No it does not bring back a dead man. Is society better for it ,No it is a screen, it does not deter people from killing people, violating each other. If it really worked in the places still in it's thrall then why is it still necessary to apply it. As a society we are tarnished by the death penalty, do we look at the American states that use it as visionary or trapped in a brutal & moral time warp. The later is true, if you think anything other then ship out and move to one of those places. Put your money where your mouth is.

The best parking in the W.E on any other day is the car park in Poland street (top of sohpo nr Carnaby st)...............very much cheepeeeer yes

Lord Mandleson on the Andrew Marr show. Quite composed I thought, witty & in control bar the slip of the tongue A man walking to the gallows or a pig in s*it? Discuss

Pre eye job?

gallinello Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Was Tonka a South coast 'thing'? I remember Harvey > from 'Moist', again at The Gardening Club; I'm > sure I heard Larry Levan spin there too. > F**k, it seems like a thousand years ago, or just > like yesterday!! > Did anybody ever go to: The Brain, Labyrinth, > Flying, Kinky Disco, Love Ranch, 'The Drop' > parties, Farringdon, early 'End' nights > (Subterrain)? > Gotta stop now, coming up a little ; just on the > memories alone! How can you explain to anybody > else who wasn't there: the sights, the sounds, the > antics - not all MDMA-induced! - the musik, the > vibe, the matiness, the togetherness, and deep, > deep house music, all night long? Yes I think Tonka was. There was a different scene down there, deep down I'm a country boy, Raves in huge barns in the middle of the country, on beaches,in the middle of an orchard, on air fields but never got raided to close them down ,visits from the police of course. I've done both London/ Sth coast ravin. Loved it all and would never change a thing , it was massive & it was tiny. We were a very lucky generation i think, It changed and allowed so much, you can see the influences now everywhere.In Art, design , life. Truly british & very entrepreneurial. God it still makes your spine tingle..... W**F

I believe the same company or group own the restaurants/leases in DV. So no competition then.

Fava beans & a nice Chianti .............Sphingid ceratonia, maybe. Thhhhhhttthhhhh W**F

What a lovely thread... Blah blah blah W**F

Hey Ted ,nice wife

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you go to Mondays at the Zap Woof? I'm still > in touch with Choci, Harvey's defected and is > living the life in LA, no idea what happened to > Rev. Had some great nights at their dos. Yes I did, proper messed up the week.....but it was well worth it. What is choci up to now ? W**F

Dislike........really ? real "cuchina rustica" real Italian food or is it Italian style food done badly you really dislike.Because that I do hate too. I can't think of a country that has such a massive & seasonal/regional variety. Their handling of fresh local ingredients, the respect for tradition & authenticity is admirable. If someone could do this in ED then it would be b****y marvelous, with a big emphasis on fish would be even better Panzanella,Sicilian fish stew, char-grilled (over real charcoal)squid,Grilled red mullet,Langoustines.............. Seasonal game pheasant,grouse,partridge,pigeon,..............Verdura.....ahh it's all to much *OO* *have to lie down now.....*

-asturbate mmmmmmmm nice *OO* *mmm weirding even me out*

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey Woof, I was a Tonka girl Remember Harvey ,chocky & rev playing in the middle of the dance floor ....Ahhh they were the great parties W**F *put y'paws in the air*