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woofmarkthedog

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  1. You could have bought 64 loaves in Somerfeild for ?70.00 Imagine how full you"d feel then....... ( oh ......don't tell me now !...........you've got a wheat intolerance ) Grr W**F * it's gettin' more like Glasgow every day *
  2. He needs to go to "RAP REHAB" & get his sorry assed attitude back I mean come on Marshal .........repeat after me "Bit*h & Ho*s" "Bit*h & Ho*s" "Bit*h & Ho*s" "get that man tackle outta my nose" Now get out there and do yo thing..... *OO* *Life coaching.......piece of pi*s"
  3. Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For a reasonable proportion of yesterday, my son > was wearing only a colander. Enamel retro? or stainless steel modern. W**F
  4. Go orange (even though the colour is for morons , ask Moos) I've never had a bad service or a billing issue......or anything bad from them....actually when my partner was pregnant & in hospital for 7 weeks they sent by courier a new phone to connect her laptop to the net so she could carry on her business from her room (she's hardcore eh )The guy even stopped & set it up for her, all in a 24 hr period. no extra cost either ! (Sh*t they must make some money though) W**F
  5. Errr they're AMERICANS & the rest is an add on..... Shoot first "It's in the consti.....bla bla " ....answer your own questions later. Same sh*t different day W**F
  6. Well it might be, but in a range of washable finishes ?.......now that's the real "challenge" W**F
  7. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've never really understood the logic behind > Cockney rhyming slang and I'm from the east end > myself (I bet you thought you were the only one eh > Quids). Surely the objective of slang is to > express a certain term/word in a shortened yet > relevent application. However, the only people who > use it nowadays are about as Cockney as Madonna. Oh really well "I" am informed that it was used as code to avoid "one" being overheard by the "Ol'bill' or them there's coppers narks , na wot I mean an awl that. Cor fancy a salmon? betcha neves on it or even a monkey me ol son....wallop. Lemon......na wiped me maaf of it pal, dit'nt wanna get rix'd. W**F
  8. Well not to hurt any ones feelings...... "Pans people"................"Rocked" We were both Johnny cum l8lys.. *OO*
  9. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ???? = Jealous I beat him to it. Tony will be > so proud. > > After a beautiful walk this afternoon in > Farnborough in the gloriously green English > Countryside, with a lovely Summer's breeze, I feel > proud and lucky to have been born here, by The > Grace Of God..(tu) > > Fields, Meadows,Woods, Rolling countryside, what > more could you wish for on such a wonderful > afternoon?;-) Dont worry TLS.......soon it will be all over.........Deary !
  10. SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > what sort of sick twisted woman are you LadyG!!! > > I don't think so, certainly none in my posession. Sean (I know me & you don't see eye to eye...however..) were you at the bus stop on LSL yesterday ( I know you don't drive ) a man, yes a MAN fitting your description was there .....waiting Silver/white hair , handsome(ish) & self contained. Vintage black denim washed jacket....( WLTM..no kidding...honest.) Hmm was that you ? W**F * did that make sense...I hope so, God who want's to be "twonked " these days.....NOT me.....no..*
  11. Panoramarama
  12. Did they have dancers on Panorama ........bloody hell what next ? W**F *and were they any good ....*
  13. Coz their bells fell off....
  14. I am sticking my neck out here IT CAN LOOK UBER COOL ..."stop throwin' sh*t at me y'all"...... John Lennon wearing a white suit & Springcourt white Tennis shoes on the Abbey Road cover . W**F
  15. Or the Generation game.... Back when I was 16 The central School of dance came to my school, oh we were so excited there were all these lovely girls as fit as could be teaching us contemporary/modern dance & we loved it ( come on it's a teenage boys living dream), then the male dancer did a performance which was amazing. Well of course this was the life for me......YES I WANT TO DANCE......... Once we calmed down the subject of career's came up "Oh if your really lucky & good you could be one of the dancers on the generation game" I pursued a career in design (thankfully) W**F * Oh & Logs.... *
  16. Just been to the National Theatre "British people very nice" Which was nice W**F
  17. I suppose after 5 months on the ward the slow service was a breeze at Lucas. But reading on here you'd think it were a life & death situation......not ol' sparky he's looked the horsemen in the eye and survived to tell the tale........ W**F
  18. I alas fear we are "driveling" again here.............but hey "Britons got talent" final is on, now lets shape up. W**F *does nothing*
  19. I ware older. W**F *old but not at school anymore*
  20. Before this deviates & gets to silly back to the clothes.....today i'm mainly waring Vintage Levis 501xx (selve edged) Lacoste polo in baise green White leather converse Uniqlo boxers A black Brompton bike A tan , a smile & all my own hair W**F
  21. This may come as a bit of a surprise Wolf but my mum is a not a fashion designer so this is actually a subject I'm not interested in. I see what you mean though. W**F *like shooting fish in a barrel......why did I not try this new form of "reactionary reflectionism"(I made that up bet your impressed, well I am ) before
  22. This is exactly the sort of thread that is sending regular forumites running for the door.In the name of God and all of his lovely saints and angels. Yet another of "those" threads. Really now Mr Wolf, how bored are you exactly? Do you have to start every single thought that occurs to you as a thread sweetie?The next time you dream up a thread like this sweetie, why don't you just raise your hand and place it over your mouth. Where is all of the intelligent bantor gone from this forum? Where are all of the witty threads that we used to have on here? If I throw a stick, will you leave?(realises that skirt is tucked into knickers, blushes and backs towards the door) As I am a complete & utter moron who cant find a/the library/broadsheet/book/string together an appropriate response, I here by offer an "assembled montage" of anothers hand I think it says it all Foxie.....i mean stick to Art sweetie.....you were getting somewhere there.....really.. (IMHO ....yetchhh) *OO* *god this is far, far ,faaaaaaaaaaaar easier............chases stick .. *
  23. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's banter not "bantor" yer facking boring bunch > of typing errors. Get to the pub the lot of you. Well sed JL W**F
  24. Far too fussy, ditch the glass & drink straight from the bottle.
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