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Soz Was working late Ok , i am american, I love myself & hate women, Bates has nothing on me W**F

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Magnus Mills won the Booker prize and Helen > fielding won the book of the year award dummy. You > made a complete mess of that Woof. Daizie, you > kept at it, I nominate you next. Woof if you have > any remorse you'll pass the baton on to Daizie. Helen Fieldings "Bridget jones" replaced Magnus Mills column at the Independent.... so I'm a dummy....yeah but no....ermm I dont mind your lofty comments coz i did kinda mess the "book character" bit up..... Luckys I is good a drawin' an' Cullurin in an all .. W**F

Oh Dazers Its the poo in the loo, has muddled y'brain The Author..... Magnus Mills

Ok "All quiet ....... ( but not on the western front )" & Helen Fielding took my place....... Miss spelt "Fielding"...Soz

TLS Tried hard but please no rubbing out with your fingers See me after class. Ok. Another clue any one? (no Tony, hand down please)

Oh why not throw who's who at me Tony None of the above

No

Though a Brummy I ran a 12 through London. My name is "Great" though not satanic. ............................................................................................................................. Ok re-read rules..( arse about face.however..).not a book character, though literary. W**F

What is it actually called ?

Larry Grayson ?

Bastards

My Mum ? W**F *she's incarcerated in a secure unit*

Stop please "You're grossing me out man!" W**F

Dats 20/20 innit...............yeahhhh W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > brum Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I'm amazed just how many blokes don't wash > hands > > after a visit to a public loo. Not a nice > thought > > I know > > Maybe they keep their knobs clean, and manage not > to piss on their hands. If only we all had the girth & length to do so, see I know for a fact that *Bob* kicks the drips off his, with hands on hips as a counter balance. Really he does...Yah! W**F

Oh Just kick him in the sco*um If he comes back, you're made ! W**F *well it worked for me*

When he's tending the "lady garden" crack one on hi..... No, on second thoughts you say "has a poo here before he leaves " what every time...? Here's my advice either get him to leave earlier, by say half an hour "cos then you can stink your own loo out big boy" Or tell him to read the EDF. Or strip out all the loo paper so when he "goes" he has to ask & you can seize the moment. Or "Dump" him Or go to his , retaliate in same way. Or give us his e-mail address ? W**F * one day you won't even notice him reading the sun on the loo*

Barry Is this regular drop in on the EDF your very own idea. People love it & I can see small but relevant issues resolved quickly, that makes them feel valued & I hope you feel that too. Even if it was prompted or "engineered" ( did you like that one) on a management course it works...... "Power to the Station manager" Fancy running for Mayor of LL W**F

Greta Doll...

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Tombliboos > wee 'Jimmy' Krankee > Gonch Gardener > Baba Papa > The cast from 'Duty Free' > Captain Birdseye > Top Cat > The Freak (if not available - Vinegar Tits would > do) And..... Poker face Wossis name Wee wee head Poo poo face Ol do da Oo Ja ma flip Conel Sanders MY mums ( she's a right bitch though ) favorite is "I should coco" W**F

Blimey I'm out of breath reading this lot. As YOU were ( did you like the YOU.....ohh its like a knuckle sandwich....dofff) *OO* *takes to his day bed*

O K

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nor am I satisfied with any kind of argument which > says "Labour ignored core voters needs for years > so we can't be surprised if they vote BNP" > > WTF??? > > the argument ""Labour ignored core voters needs > for years so we can't be surprised if they vote > Tory/libdem/independant/green " I can get > > When did core labour voters decide that if the > current government wasn't providing social > houseing/adequate healthcare that the way forward > was a bunch of fascists? There is no excuse - NONE > - for anyone voting for BNP. You can cry, you can > set yourself on fire, you can vote Tory you can > pretty much do whatever you need to do - but vote > BNP? Labour can't be blamed for that.. that's on > the individual voter (and yes I am treating houses > with English flags with more suspicion today) Sean English flags or Union jacks ? W**F

We are all in the sh*t holding the stick, what is a change of government going to do now at this precise point Oh yes we will be holding a different stick but in same sh*t that's all. I am not a great fan of G.B ,however the fiscal measures he has put in place are taking shape , there are shifts in mood. We will have to sit it out a while yet , the next 12 months are going to be rough no matter who takes the helm. Euro and council elections are used as 'tools' to beat the ruling parties with. Will labour win the next election,mmm ask me in 12 months a lot can happen in a year W**F

Andystar, i loved the post thread you so innocently started started . I hope you take the Dear Gillian "The unopened letters diary" as a tribute to your good citzenship W**F * ps your name isn't Andrew Starling is it ........really?* *pps. You can PM me your stories, but careful as I'm easily shocked*