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My very wicked Mother... .. did French Polishing & caned seats So she said anyway..... W**F Edited to add "very" (as you do)

Okydoky... The soya bean & chill , Jah jan plus many others are available from the small Chinese Supermakets in Chinatown Or Wing Yip in Purley Way Oh yeah, my other fav is the Chinese shop opposite Micky D's in Camberwell Green ( best for fresh prawns too ) opens 7 days W**F

Ooooo.. She's ( our Dianne ) getting a mild hammering as we speak on Vanessa Feltz 94.9 FM Raaaaaa... W**F

Yeah but.... Imagine "Chinese" for lunch every day.. http://ideasinfood.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mozzarellaudonearlgreyshiitakeciderchive.jpg Wicked....or what I bet Dianne would love that.. "It just goes to show how we are soooooo ethnically diverse; now chop, chop little man...I'm in a hurry..." W**F * tummy rumbles *

Ahhhh.. Good idea steveT... Shops & address please.... * scratches head to remember * W**F

Vanity Really I'm not knocking her achivement, two decades of her work can't be dismissed but it's her last hurrah before sliding into backbench obscurity. Yes she knows the system well but does the party need a political trainspotter at the wheel & given she was sat there as a counterweight to the living caracature that is Mikey Portillo speaks volumes of her standing . Still good luck to her, it's a poison chalice she's chasing afterall Indeed.... W**F

Ah... ha.. Ok ...yesssss... I see W**F

Oi oi It's getting wurst as time goes on W**F

Cate... You seem to have a "thing" with spreading legs Care to explain or vent this passive-aggressive frustration ? W**F

Really... Dianne Abbott as Labour Party Leader, jezzus H is this some kind of joke If there's one person whose whiney grindey voice has me dragging my nails down a chalkboard for light releif, it's her Or is she the first of many potential bodies to be held up whilst the party treks through the frozen tundra of opposition Vote "Dianne" *waves dead seal on stick" W**F

Have... ..you read "The Game" It's essentially sold as a dating book but really it's about power interaction, negging, plus a whole lot more I read it when I was involved with a design group Very good for strategic game playing but long term very exhausting I can lend it to you IYW W**F

I know Brenda... Somehow ? and according to gigi girl I even managed to turn the "Dishwaser" thread into a mire of filth I mean like a picture of a hotdog & a bun somehow sugested..... Oh OK, hands up "busted" Nice image though LadyWooF saw it & licked her lips W**F "Nice, I like a big one" Whatever does she mean ? * scratches head * W**F[\b]

Ohhh... Bad "doo daa" I know just who "dobbed" me in And I must say, like I'd ever put the boot in were this to happen to anyone else Jeezzzzzus lucky I'm thick skinned Finger of fudge anyone ? *sips from innocence drink carton* W**F

Yeah... Quite right Simon, I find that to be really selfish too. Even more so when I'm cycling along the pavement ( ear phones in ,listening to the White Stripes on max ) only to find some dummy parked at the dropped kerb, forcing me onto the road to cross That's where the danger is I'd say ( other than bugaboo's who won't shift out of the way of course ) W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hmm, it's just been suggested to me that yours was > a reference to "beef curtains" Woof. > > Dear god tell me you're not that crass... ............................................. Ewww.. What fetid mind sugested that ? Incase anyone is mistaken I AM WOOF & not WOLF Anyway that "crass idea" aside "beef" flavoured anything is the last resort on the food train, the end of the line, "curtains" even W**F ( dear god, we're not going to have to add huge diclaimer footers on our posts now are we?)

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I woke up naked in bed at 5am on Friday with all > the lights on and contacts still in next to an > unopened bag of beef Monster Munch (actually under > the covers with me). Does that count at all? __________________________________________________________________ Hmmm.... "beef Monster Munch" Sorry but It's curtains for you Rosie W;-):))F

All ..... ..roads lead to "mojo" Rosie... A little congested with school holiday traffic last week but the "chit" is in Anyway enough cypher, were the said MM pickled onion flav..? If so move one rung down the ladder toward the "pitta of doom" (I'll meet you at the bottom) "What a girl eh" W**F

I tried .... a homemade "sauce" recently... Made with "Scotch bonnet" peppers .... My god I needed to stub a cigarette out on my tongue to cool it off. Honestly it felt like my tongue had been beaten by hammers on an anvil for an hour I literally had lost the sensation in my mouth for days I mean I like hot but that was lethal * fans rear end exhaust * W**F

H... What was that song by "Jilted John".....? Oh yeah I remember now.... "2-3-4.....here we go now" " Gourmand is a moron, gourmand is a moron" "He's a slag, she's a tart, it's so unfair " "Yeah yeah" 2-3-4 W**FTM

Well... True Rosie but, I ommited the fact that this was to be bought to me by LadyW**F ,herself towed by a pair of trained & tamed ( but ever so jumpy ) lion maned monkeys To be fed to me with six foot long chopstix, while I (as usual) luxuriated in a bath of 1964 Dom Perignon Filthy slag gutter food aside, standards must be maintained you know *opens mouth lke a baby bird* W**F

Ohh.... Ha....! The opening post was (of course ) a lure for "dirty food gutter sluts" * come my sweets , come * So yes, I love cold curry by the magnum & a full English sandwich BUT I know someone must awaken to a cold stiffened kebab & not think twice about snaffling it in bed All washed down with a mug of tea or a cold beer/ marlborough red tab Come on out , I know who you are *taps screen from inside* " Yes......YOU 'fess up now " W**FTM *dreams of a one pan wonder*

Yeah..( Pat.Pending ) I got this....http://www.pertwood.co.uk/new_packaging/pertwood_organic_farm_Muesli_Fruit_and_Seeds_pack.jpgvery healthy, good for the heart... blah blah.. But really on a (tick box ) ☐ rainy day like today ☐ wasted hangover ☐ morning after the night before ☐ who gives a damn anyway, with headboard hair day http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3380/3417591523_847e13a48f.jpg All I want is you baby..... ..with your hot butter & dirty brown sauce dribbling down my chin, me licking you until I'm sated I just want you...... W**F? * lays down in a darkened room *

I.... ..have a massive O.C.D collection ( free & non returnable of course ) W**F

L♡ve... http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Tours/Berlin/Life/Bratwurst.jpg at first sight....eh Brum? W♡♡F

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > cate Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I see Woof as the kind of guy who sits on tube > > seats with his legs spread really far apart and > > taking up both arm rests. > > > I'm not sure I could get my legs so far apart so > that they take up both armrests. :-S ............................................... Oh...yeah.. ...but & Cate tying her laces http://www.drjump.com/images/rhythmic%20gymnastics.jpg W:):))F