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I'm starting to.... "Intensely dislike" ..most of them already ... Which is about right at this stage however, they need much more alcohol & then it'll get "nasty".... Sorry I meant "Interesting" Indeede.. W**F

Oh and...... http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00688/Big_boot_280x290_688236a.jpgBIG boots Whttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/rolling.gifhttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/rolling.gifF

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/laughing.gifCome on.... http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz47/234074/234074_res4_cryingMan.jpg ENGLAND 1 - U.S.A - 1 ..you know it makes sense I'm here to comfort you , soothe your irritatable brow... .......&..... SHOUT "AHHH HAAA" IN YOR EAR.. Whttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/laughing.gifhttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/laughing.gifF

Our SECRET weapon... http://www.gotthegift.co.uk/images/uploads/novelty%20items/inflatable%20football%202.jpgBIG gloves... W**F

Or... Buy another, to keep it company & so on, on & on....... http://www.paracletegreatdanes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-gang-800.jpg W**F

Hey guys... * does high five and spuds "Robert Green" on the nose * http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3197/3147518393_6e323ae811.jpghttp://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00122/capo_280x745_122258a.jpg "I mean, America knows how to eat...right,yeah..?" World Cup Cheeseball: ( like, way to go ) The Recipe Ingredients 2 sticks cream cheese, room temperature 1 stick (1/2 cup) butter, room temperature 2 cups grated aged cheddar cheese (I used 4 yr old Canadian) 2 tbsp mango chutney 2 Naked nuns 1/4 cup port 1 cup dried cranberries, chopped 2 cups toasted pecans and/or walnuts, chopped Directions To toast nuts, spread on a cookie sheet and into a 350F oven for 8-10 minutes. Cool, then chop. Using an electric mixer, mix cream cheese, butter, and grated cheese. Stir in mango chutney and port. Fold in cranberries. Let mixture chill overnight. Form mixture into two balls. Roll into chopped nuts, pressing them into the cheeseball. Serve with crostini and/or crackers. Enjoy! ( I confess, I do feel ever so slightly constipated after reading this....) W**F

Our boys.... ...go to "WoodCraft" they tried Cubs but like my 9 year old said "I don't need to sit there for 20 minutes being told how to behave, I get enough of that at school thanks " It's a bit more....ermmm......left field "Commi-Cubs" my mate calls it, which about sums it up They go on Thursdays in Gypsy hill, it's cheap & they love it Read this link W**F

Jeezus H..... What's with those fekkin horns http://s3.images.com/huge.94.471795.JPG " Arghhhh...any more of this & I'll bloody "insert" one personally.." Officials say that blowing continuously into the horns has a similar effect to inhaling gas and so 'added to the elation' for locals. W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof- I dream of owning such a very impressive > 6-pack. Any useful tips? ___________________________________________________ Drink more Brum... What is a job BTW...? W**F

Maybe.... Try here W**F

Hey ...... "Yeah you" "Fancy some cheese.." ..."Hey....well do you....La lal la la" W**F * puts fingers in ears * ( I'm the "Annoying Orange" of the EDF I know )

I am... SURPRISED.... ( that they didn't mention me ) W:)-DF?

Look... It happened to "Rugby".... http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/fat_footballer.jpg"Hey Mac, fancy a game of Soccer after" W**F

It's RUBBISH?... http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/12/16/1229461832742/A-flat-football-004.jpgStupid game with silly rules.( Noel Coward 1943 ) I mean America, look at them, they take a sport, change it's name and before you know it they'll add pads, helmets, dancing girls, silly names & the like...... Then loads of fat guys will sit around in a bar shouting, feeling up the waitress, playing the new game .... "How many drinks, Kettle chips & Hot Dogs with Coleslaw can you consume in 90 mins plus injury time" So, enough is enough.... ( add your name here, think anti-Nam protest ) " We the undersigned do not like this silly game " ......... ......... ......... ......... W**F * checks kick off time, chills beer, warms oven * MY FAVORITE TEAM ISN'T EVEN PLAYING

What happens.... IF you don't have a credit card, can you pay cash ...???? W**F

OK Let's go baby... http://www.muttropolis.com/prodimages/1697-DEFAULT-XS.jpg W**F

SHUT UP.... It's TV GOLD ( fools gold yes, BUT gold no less ) "Move,I can't see the screen......" http://www.topnews.in/health/files/mole.jpg I love the mole...!!!! W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've been lucky to have had a very enjoyable, > exciting career in the fire service. And the best > bit is I can retire at a young enough age to relax > naked on a caribean beach without being mistaken > for a wrinkly old walrus. ------------------------------------------------- Really...? http://user.media.sweat365.com/brad.sweat365.com/files/2007/12/real-six-pack-abs.jpg

Yeah.. Great story.... http://ttoes.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/pinocchio.jpg really.... W**F

When we say.... ..."allergies" we really mean "intolerance" don't we? The defining thing here is that most of this is a case of sensitivity to certain food stuff. I am genuinely allergic to Brazil nuts, in short they'll kill me ( I have been resuscitated three times, not a pleasant thing ) whereas I'm intolerant to cows milk but not goats or soya, both my boys are the same. Luckily these intolerance levels dissipate and may even disappear over time, as the mash potato one will probably do. To be certain on this one try doing a couple of baked potato in the oven, then scoop the insides out when done as this slightly changes the starch structure ( it can be a sugar/starch/gluten intolerance ) of the potato Or try a butternut squash & sweet potato mix, don't add butter though a little olive oil is ok as it has the same calorific value but not the saturated fat that can upset the stomach One last tip, when cooking pasta like spaghetti buy a pack of brown as well as the regular white, then mix this 50/50 in the same pan. The rougher brown is slower and easier on the gut & the white lightens it up, causing less intolerance The same goes for brown/white rice but cook them off separately, then mix together after W**F * boy my spelling is appalling, ever tried editing on an i-phone :'(*

Please try harder ( see me after please e-81 ) 2/10 W**F

I agree.. To think Admin was about to transfer this thread into the "Drawing room" until Easties EL "muffed" it up "Harrump...." * rubs head * W(6):))F

It's tough.... http://www.lva.virginia.gov/public/archivesmonth/2003/archweek_images/VT/Coal_Miner_1_large.jpg But at least it get me out t'house ..aye lad W**F

Oh... "The Rubettes" in Liege, Belguim 1975 http://www.bohemia-place.net/rubettes1.jpg I think they wore these suits too W:)-DF

HEROIN It's a classy drug W**F