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If.... ...someone you know doesn't have an I-phone then delete their contact details Who needs to know people like that W**F

That... WAITROSE is* coming to Sydenham W**F *apparently

That's it... I'm selling my house in "Leafy ( even morrisons folded here ) Sydenham" & cashing in Then a smart move back to E.D. for a "double bubble" Waitrose bonanza ( I hear South Norwood is on the up ( up on crime, up on street drinking ) so may start snooping there too ) W**F

Sorted Thanks to... * drum roll * ....ali2007 * boom tish * "I thank you" W**F

Yes.... But I'm just TOOOOO busy W**F * skims through gallery "what's on" section *

OOooooo "Touchy" * that's for YOU baby * W**F

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Mic Macker's Rosie HAS gone soft, yes.. ( and terse too ) Oh & "dismissive"...and.. "Oh I'll think of somethink*..." W**F * yes I agree, how irritating. That's the word "irritating"

C.S... What have you been smoking ? "Jazz Fags" maybe ? W**F

Spare... ...one of these I could borrow for a few days http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21MGF54uQBL._AA300_.jpg for a 13" MacBook A bottle or two of wine the other way of course Cheers W**F

Very Nice... http://www.lockhatters.co.uk/images/product_images/gentlemen/ProductImages/Embroidered%20Smoking%20Cap/embroidedsmoke.jpg I thank you.... W**F

Well... Half before bed , then the other half in the morning * as is her want, apparently * W**F

Oh but of course.. http://www.metal-art-decor.com/Images/Large/lg_WineBottleGlass.jpg There's a "Drink" in it too W:)-DF

One.... .. of these that I can borrow ? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21MGF54uQBL._AA300_.jpg for a 13'' MacBook Mine is winging it's way back from "the country" ( it hid whilst I was packing ) I only need it for a week Cheers W**F

Wow Wee... Isn't the World Wide Web full of amazing stuff, I found these useful "Top-tips" on....... "How to Spot A Fake Psychic" Step 2 If the psychic you go to is wearing a costume, most likely they aren't legitimate. If they feel that they have to dress up to look like a good psychic, most likely they are simply using the image to try getting your attention and then scam you. Step 4 If a psychic does something to "prove" that he or she has legitimate powers, like bending a spoon with their mind, pay attention carefully. There are a number of ways to bend a spoon that aren't psychic at all, but can easily be made to appear as though they are. For instance, if the "psychic" starts to bend forward, as though their stomach hurts from concentrating so hard, they are most likely using their chair to bend the spoon but they do so in a way that makes it appear to be their mind. Pay attention. They might just be good actors. Who would have thought it possible......? * reconsiders Fez option * W**F

Lighten up troops.... This is what's planned in D.V http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/driffield-porno-bus.jpg Though I think the "free porno" deal is now over W**F

ianr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is getting very strange. The moment I put my > own fez on, I received these perceptions of Woof. > I hope you don't mind me putting them in public > ... > > Your sexual adjustment has presented some problems > for you. While you have some personality > weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate > for them. You have a great deal of unused capacity > which you have not turned to your advantage. You > have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You > have a strong need for other people to like you > and for them to admire you. _______________________________________________________ Ian.... You are GOOD ( with a capitol G ) How much do I owe you ? Lastly, as you know a W**FSurvey? provides useful & informative directionsers for consumerers's So, do you think this "thread" & all it's fantastic information is helping the O.P Yes, I like to think not ☐ No, not in the least yes ☐ Who cares, it's a gas anyway ☐ ( Tick Box ) W**F

Thanks Sue... As you are in "the know.." ( Oooo did the lights just dim there ? ) http://www.happehtheory.com/Dinosaurs/Fez/fez.jpg What do you reckon "Fez" ON ☐ OFF ☐ (Tick Box) ..when I'm "W**F working with the spirits ?" ( it definitely "adds" authenticity I feel ) W**F

Tinnitus " wooooeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz * W**F

Here's my reading of you... ( given I haven't met you BUT I have read your post & sometimes that's enough ) Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary and reserved. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. You pride yourself on being an independent thinker and do not accept others' opinions without satisfactory proof. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety, and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. Disciplined and controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. People close to you have been taking advantage of you. Your basic honesty has been getting in your way. Many opportunities that you have had offered to you in the past have had to be surrendered because you refuse to take advantage of others. You like to read books and articles to improve your mind. In fact, if you're not already in some sort of personal service business, you should be. You have an infinite capacity for understanding people's problems and you can sympathize with them. But you are firm when confronted with obstinacy or outright stupidity. Law enforcement would be another field you understand. Your sense of justice is quite strong. W**F

Is.... "Hanging about" the same as "Hanging out" Anyway "How's it hanging F24" & yeah I'm gettin'down with the kidz W**F ( getting up though is another matter )

Next Morning......Rosie slumbers * birds sing out side & a beautiful day is breaking * http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01242/DonerKebab_1242517c.jpg http://www.morninpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nf34_sleeping-woman-070724.jpg "ZZzzzz ..mmmm.. cold kebab washed down with dregs "..(parp) http://www.countryliving.com/cm/countryliving/images/empty-wine-bottles-de-59068222.jpg W**F

You're right... ..plus I'm right off dog food at the mo' ( whatever did happen to the village cow ? ) Piaf probably killed it... Lastly, why when I think of that "existing & mind numbing" shop in the village does the image of a... http://www.thecookduke.com/pics/samosa-recipe.jpg come up..? Pass the "Zantac" please.... W**F

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Future expansion > Waitrose aims to extend its store presence whilst > improving price perceptions and developing an > integrated multi-channel offer. > > > Waitrose opened its first smaller format > convenience store in Fitzroy Street, Cambridge in > summer 2010 as part of its plans to increase its > presence in the UK's convenience sector. The new > format stores will offer shops with sales areas > ranging from 2,000-4,000 sqft. There are plans to > open a total of nine convenience shops by the end > of the year, including four of the newest smaller > convenience shops. > Bring it on I say....... ------------------------------------------------------- Oh dear... * woop woop, flashing lights, nerkkkk nerrrkkkk, ear splitting sirens * The "Waitrose/Godwin's Law" trap Sorry W.O.D but... ( & I know you didn't mention the "moustached one" by name but that shop is one small step away...) Back to prison. Do not pass go. Miss a Turn Them's the rules W**F

If..... If you "do" car camping ( everything goes in the boot, you drive & camp thingy ) then look out for this place R.E.I. I used them when I was climbing in & around that area Join before you go, very good hire deals, from an "air bed" to a "white water raft" ( of course you will need one of those ) But caution when in the shop though. I went a bit mad and bough tons of new climbing kit ( of course I need it all dear ) as it's still way cheaper than here W**F