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Ooooo Sub zero -6 Well, what an interesting call Narn's however, this is W**F Lotto we are playing here & I'm a stickler for the rules ( and i'm having to put you "into Nidd" for that illegal call ) *rips silver duct tape off top lip* W**F F those F's

"AGhhhhhh..*phlegm* HonaloochieB gets number 71...aghhhem." http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/authors/2010/6/23/1277300862437/Ian-Hunter-on-stage-with--006.jpg W**F

Ianr... Well, i've just re-read your post & I may just of had a "Dragons Den " moment See, you are a spark to my marketing "Genius". You say SPAM suppresses your appetite I say SPAMPILLZ? are the new "dieting sensation" http://ahprojects.com/wp-content/uploads/spam-pills.jpg SPAMPILLZ? Better than boiled chicken roll any day I can see these knocking "pork scratchings" off the top spot in pubs Mark my words Ian "bloaters everywhere will love them*" W**F *more than boiled chicken roll edited; yeah I knew that

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh how utterly, utterly hilarious DJKQ!!!!! (I > actually checked to see if you had omitted 23 and > 100 - and you have) > > *absolutely choking with laughter* --------------------------------------------------------- Yes...( very funny ) I'm sure 1734 hasn't gone yet ( but just hold please while I check ) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23...... ...Erm, hang on " ding-dong" 23 is officially "bagsied" * takes official W**F lotto pen from behind ear, places a tick next to 23 on huge roll of paper * Now where were we , 24 , 25........ I can though tell you "this is a strain on a dyslexic dogs brain" "Are you still there, is the Lost Yorkshire Man in the Queue behind you" ..26, 27 W**F

DJKQ ( I must say this has been popular with the birds ) Quite clearly you haven't read the title It says... "pick a number" Silly girl, now try again W**F Previous winners have used plenty of unusual ways to pick their numbers. One winner, Billy Gibbons, changed the name of his pet chicken "Kiev" to "Lucky" after the bird trampled on his owner's calculator selecting his winning W**F Lotto numbers.

Well.... I'm wearing Calvin Klien's pants Does that count ? Oooo & I have a postman who looks like Terry Venables The local shop keeper looks like the Indian guy off of The Simpsons I saw a "dead squirrel" today who looked like a "dead squirrel" I could go on..... W**F

Number 100 Into the draw for LadyMuck W**F *scratches head, as I have no idea where this is going *

Really... Big George not on then ? W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wanted 23 - why was she allowed to go first? __________________________________________________ Well.... Mic Mac You of all people should know It's "first past the post" So.... number 23 goes in to the draw * good luck PGC * W**F

OH......... and "Good Luck" You need "Balls" to play W**F

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For morning sickness; In pregnant women Lucozade > often works. ___________________________________________________ I agree... In pregnant women Lucozade often works it's way into the gaps of the laminate floor after you've vomitted W**F

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You did not say what kind of psychic, you wanted > to see. ----------------------------------------------------- Probably one... ..who makes it all up, I'd say W**F

Hello Sailor.... I was going to open with "Hello Darlin' " ( but the birds don't like it ) So, instead I thought "Hello Sailor" was more universal & covered more "camps" Right, so I'm ready now......... * lottery style drum roll " http://www.treehugger.com/lottery-ball-image.jpg "PICK & POST YOUR NUMBER......." A cage having rotatable paddles coupled to an electrical motor is provided for retaining and mixing W**F lottery balls. A transparent enclosed chute for retaining and displaying a given number of selected W**F lottery balls is located adjacent the cage. Cage inlet and outlet openings connect the cage and the chute. W**F Lottery balls enter the chute through the cage outlet opening and exit the chute through the cage inlet opening after being viewed. A gate adjacent the cage inlet opening holds the selected W**F lottery balls in the chute until all the balls are selected and viewed. An electrical circuit having a switch located in the chute is provided which deactivates the motor when actuated by the last W**F ball in the chute to be selected and hence when the desired number of W**F lottery balls are in the chute. The electrical circuit has another switch for opening the gate to allow the W**F balls in the chute to pass back into the cage after viewing. W**F NOTICE This W**F lottery picking process is esoteric in nature. If you have a history of mental illness, use drugs or alcohol, or use mind altering prescription medication, it is not recommended that you follow this method. This method is not a guarantee that you will win the W**F lottery. USE THIS METHOD AT YOUR OWN RISK. Neither W**F the author nor his contributors shall be held liable for any improper or incorrect use of the information described and/or contained herein and assumes no responsibility for anyone?s use of the information. In no event shall the author or contributors be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, exemplary, or consequential damages. If you are a problem gambler "Quids", you should not attempt this method .

Maybe a.... * scratches head * What's the food shop with a green logo that does nice fish etc ? http://m2.sourcingmap.com/smap/images/item/catalog/ux_a09082500ux0112_ux_c.jpg W**F

I've licked a stamp with the Queens head on * awaits O.B.E * W**F

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How to get a Spider out of your bath without > killing it' > > Lay toilet tissue over the rim and down to the > bottom of the bath. > > Walk away and check periodically. > > The Spider will climb out and disappear. ------------------------------------------------ The bog roll is clean right ? W**F

Even I'm enthralled... What will happen next? W**F

Prince Michael of Moldavia in Dynasty Wow, that was a great role/roll ? W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What was the result of the MRI scan? ____________________________________________ They found... "The peanut" All is well ( in hot sauce land ) W**F

dubluke Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ladymuck Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > dubluke Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Haha, people who get all anal about sorting > > > recycling crack me up > > > > pun intended? > > of course... :P ------------------------------------------- Yes agree... " What was that, sorry " Hello Narnia, bit smelly in here eh ? W**F

Here we go... I'm very much enjoying the more "prickly" comments on here Oh & top marks to shaun ( "shiny shoes" ) mc for his measured responsery ( whispers "rosebud" ) W**F

No Steve... This thread stinks ( but there seems to be some other reallllllllly good stuff up today (tu) ) W**F

waynetta.... She obviously likes a "Fag" ( which is nice ) W**F

This is Uber Tenuous... The voice of the talking Knight ..... http://www.talkingpresents.com/v/vspfiles/photos/Talking_Knight_Cookie_Jar-2.jpg"Keep thine hands of my cookie jar" Is also the voice for ....... http://www.kone.com/countries/en_GB/Products/Elevators/industrial/c7elevator/SYS_PIC/m_slide13.jpg"Stand clear, lift going down" in Sainsbo's Forest Hill "Yeah & I've been in both their company, only this week " I know it's AMAAAAAAAZING but I DO have an "ear" for this stuff... W**F

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't believe anyone actually gives a toss to > the extent of this thread. I'd always thought the > Waitrose thing was a forum standing in joke.. ------------------------------------------------------ IT..... ..was but there's serious people on "the forum" these dayz AND this is now a serious subject now ( that's "now" twice, now ) So, watch y'gonna do about it... * cracks knuckles, winces * W**F