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tog_in_sox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Currently sitting in GBK scarfing a Mexican (not > related to Columbian necktie) admiring two young > lovelies as they try to wrap their chops around > the silly big burgers here. (Yes there's > something lewd in that statement but I can > guarantee one of the old guard will be diving in > the gutter before me so why bother.) > > If you turn out to be one of the 2 lovelies > (brunette fetching dark teal blouse with a > generous neckline, blonde in white cardi) I have > been most impressed with your tidy munching > abilities. Well done blondie on finishing first, > that burger was almost as big as your head! Fancy > a date? > > Was hoping to be doing a photo shoot tomorrow but > models unavailable at last minute :( > Tempted to hit the movie house for Inception or > Toy Story 3. > Sunday hopefully a lovely home made roast. > > All subject to change and better offers or an > attack of conscience driving me to prepare for > some blasted training course I'm on next week. > 135 pages of learning and revision :(( _____________________________________________________ How.... ( may I ask ) is "Jeeves"........? W**F ( I'm snaffling off to bed now,"Wizard" eh ? ) P.s You really should "hit the town" & "paint it red" with Mr Ben, sometime, indeed (soon)

georgia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Number 11 Outer Circle vs Pinot Grigio in the pub. > It's a difficult one... __________________________________________________ No... Not really, get pissed in the pub It'll be more memorable W**F

Hey.... Blandalanda Rocks W**F

Both... My two boys both had similar & Soya formula did the trick The clinics were very wishy washy as to why They are 9 & 6 now & in rude health W**F

From our menu.. No we can't have a pony in the garden So who is going to drive you to West Wickham every morning, certainly not me or mummy No, you are not going to get a bus to West Wickham every morning Do you know how to train a one year old pony SHUT UP about the pony, oh he's called "black diamond" is he, that's nice ....NO, no, no NOOOOOO( at which point I finger draw NO on the wall) Only ?650.00 IS THAT ALL, so where are you going to get ?650....what? Has she really, a ten year old has got ?650.00, stick with her son Go away, go away, I can't hear you, tra laa laa laaa ( fingers in ears ) God, really I must grow up When did you last wash your bum ? W**F

Belle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah - I hate the comments about 'ooh you must get > to watch a lot of Loose women'. (as if that would > be a good thing anyway!) --------------------------------------------------- Yeah.. I hate that too..... I mean it's really got to be "Countdown" W**F

Tombola Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bob, you are very mean (and funny). > > The original author of the story you remixed is my > wife. I lived in East Dulwich for 5-6 years (on > Derwent Grove) and we now live in Denmark/Herne > Hill. ____________________________________________________ Oh what joy... ( & there I was having a bad day ) Well done everyone & yes, naughty *Bob* ( I'm still very laughing ) W**F

Yeah whatever... He's quite tidily dressed though & I do like the way he minces away ( I wonder if he was saying "er, did you just walk through a glass door, of a bus, wiv out a scratch " to himself ) Still he's probably settled down now with a dog & a cat and a very understanding partner in Penge "Get out my face, like those days are sooo over yeah " W**F

Not strictly.... "ALL Cheese" ( I'm sure there's a little "Spam" there too..) http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a97072_45.jpg Looks delicious though.. W**F

trp489 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This isn't really a thread about coke.. ---------------------------------------- I know... BUT see how insidious & corrosive it's become I"m having a "shandy" mind The Mansion is quite nice though as Shaun said ( boy & he knows a bar or three ) (tu) W**F

How are you feeling today...? Fekkin Annoyedhttp://www.sailgb.com/Thumbnail.aspx?w=325&h=325&f=/pi/weemsplath/163015%20Barometer%20WInclinometer.jpg OKAY, but... Are you talkin' to me....? Personally... My Barometer is on CODE RED today ( so I'm keeping away from people ) Ooooo really, I could bloody well chin someone. This week I've dealt with too many F*CKWITS & it's soured my normally "sunny" disposition I'm also meant to be sorting out a party BUT... "It can all go to hell in a hand-cart" ( actually writing this is very cathartic ) * BIG breath in & snaps pencil * W**F

Me... I'm "testy" with "techy" thrown in all week-end Why ? W**F

I know... I went to a very very nice garden party the other day ( well on paper ) Father made a touching speech ( though what the f*ck the child made of it ) with his jaw to one side Lovely food & tons left over as half the people "just not hungry" though you could have made a landfill site with all the empty bottles. All staffed with waiters & servers etc, very cool & urban london vibe ( bletch ) By 10.30 more "orders" were literally being delivered by "I'm the drug dealer" who was summoned like a pizza delivery company I couldn't get a sensible word ( yeah me, ha ) out of anybody & left by 11.00 It resembled the "Thriller" promo vid but with paunchy middle aged couples & gay men dancing around It were class ( if that's your bag ) W**F

Fine Fare It wins hands down for me... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Supermarket_in_Thirsk_Market_Place_-_geograph.org.uk_-_27885.jpg Now I'd like on of those in my back garden, actually I'd support a petition to bulldoze Wells Park to get one in * sighs & starts laugh crying * * tears up photo of "mother" again * W**F

You mean.. The Mansion in Gypsy Hill ? Ermmm, it's OK-ish if you like that cocktail & piano , large glasses of white wine "vibe" Oh & people popping back & forward to the loo's "all-night-a-thon" Mind you that's happening most place, it's like the land of the living dead out there "No honestly, I always have this grey pallor & talk incessantly" Cheers W**F

I don't do heady.... http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/07/pantsfish/markerdiagramj.jpg but I do like "colouring in" quite a lot W**F

SalubriousSyddersin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- * to the tune of "look into my eyes " * " Erm, Waitrosssssse do actually ssssstock Pickled Onion Monssssster Munch. I know as it'ss ssssomething of an occasssssssssional guilty pleas-ssssure. They'll even deliver it via WaitrosssssseDeliver!" http://images2.disneysites.com/clipart/images41/Movies/Robin_Hood/Sir_Hiss/sir-hiss01.gif "I'll pick you sssssome up when.... SSssssss..our Waitrosssssse arrivesssss, if you like? ( now looook into my eyessss..ssss ) Kinda creepy eh..? W**F

Really... Personally, I feel ( don't you love that get out clause ) it's rather like listening to a cement mixer with a loose brick in it He churns & clanks his subjects, whilst huffing & blowing into the mike All this, then an interlude of "musical cardboard" on 94.9FM Thankfully I don't get to tune in unless I'm working late Lastly, I bet he eats & talks at the same time ( to top it off ) Still, horses for courses W**F

Well... If you visualise this man; add a few stone, grey hair & glasses, maybe a walking stick http://www.wrestlingheritage.co.uk/Shining%20Stars%20images/McManus%20shrine%20photos/McManus%20squat-small.jpg ..then you've got a chance of spotting him ( not sure IF he'll still be sporting the trunks though ) *Career after wrestling ( according to wiki-p ) He now works for Uxbridge based Anixter Wire and Cable distribution in public relations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_McManus W**F

It's ... ...good to know how to "connect" Sue Maybe there are some issues to work through ? I find it's good to "talk on the Banana Phone" Well at least once in a while anyway.... "Hello......helllllloo..." W**F

Hey..... It's me.... ..y'know... .. "The Annoying Skateboarding HotDog" W**F

This isn't any old Farmer... *soft porn soudtrack plays* http://www.waitrose.com/assets/img/content/productrange_meat.jpg This is a Waitrose Farmer... ..and this isn't any old "Back Breaking" work.. http://www.waitrose.com/assets/img/content/organicpickers.jpg ..this is Waitrose Back Breaking work ..and this isn't YOUR Waitrose Supermarket This is Beckenham's Waitrose Supermarket So get over it.... http://www.waitrose.com/assets/img/christmas08/logos/waitrose.gif NOT ON A HIGH STREET ANYWHERE NEAR YOU W**F

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Somewhere in the distance.....a dog barked.... ________________________________________________________ Ah Ha... Made you look , made you stare ( at the waitrose site & staying ON topic ) * big GRIN * W**F

Mr Ben.. What a "brown nose" you are ( someone be kind enough to forward this message to Mr Ben ) W**F

Sorry... Who are you..? You are not on my contact list * taps screen * W**F