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I..... think I am there by proxy already But anyway "CLICK" me in as a formality * wonders what happened to the naked "clickk" * (note the 2 k's) W**F ( an on-line dictionary definition of "by proxy" shows this as an example, which I like ) > "The Executor is granted any and all reasonable powers necesary to manage and maintain the estate of Jonh, while he is in his coma." <

Y-es.... I am on my bike.... http://velofolk.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dog-in-a-hat-cover.jpg W**F

I'm.... Now naked... * breathes stomach in * But this is starting to feel like "the good ol' days" again W**F

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Without wishing to cause any offence, is there > possibly a culture clash here? The 'originals' > mostly appear to be university graduates well > versed in sophisticated levels of discourse with a > finely tuned sense of humour involving clever > satire and irony whereas the newbies tend to hail > from the hoi polloi side of the tracks? _____________________________________________________ Plus ... They ( the old lot ) posted whilst being paid by others ( no wonder the county is in the mess it is ) Now ar5es are on the line, it's all dried up & they have to produce something to justify their positions ( boo hoo ) It's US self employed that can afford to "flim flam" ( & claim it back on our tax return ) on here at our leisure Long may it rule...... " Ahoy pollio " * quaffs lucozade, pulls sail in tight * W**F

In Keef's defense.. * does karate kid move * ...he is somewhat "tied up with other things " at the moment & by some of his previous posts, he gnaws the bars at times. Like all new parents, he's also ( from my experience ) breaking new ground in his life So proportionately he's sooooooo "flinnkin" busy & loved up, that the forum & it's drinks ( rightly so ) have taken a back seat Mockers is in the same boat too ( IMHO ) With that in mind, it's up to us to trash the common room "Wurthers original anyone...? " * oooo sugar rush * W**F * taps inside of screen, waves at keef & mockers " yeah, hellllllooo...it's me woof " *

????'s SHhhhhhhhh.... * hums lullaby " W**F

stingray Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know who it is... _______________________________ IT's.....

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well there's a can of worms and no mistake... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Yeah sure.... And there's more to come... http://larcho.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/can_of_worms_ahead.jpg Oh yes.... W**F

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As I see it, three identifiable things happened to > change the Forum. > > 1) Keef, Mockney and Sean stopped posting so much. > > > 2)The Forum expanded from 5? sections to the > current 11. > > 3) Some really lovely people stopped coming to the > drinks > > Oh, and we are talking about the Forum being The > Lounge-Gossip-Drimks arn't we, not all that crazy > buying, lending, selling gumtree kinda stuff. __________________________________________________ Keef & Mockers... Both are in the new Dad mode, so "poos" not "posts" are their bag now.. ( check out the "Family room" for Keef's work, he's big on breast feeding. Mockers is in the words of the "Grinch"..."staring into the abyss" ) Where as Sean is "The All Seeing Eye" and hold keys & ropes & the "RULE BOOK" Mike P la la... Is making curry..or something like that Soooooooo rhymes go with reasons Next... W**F

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > perhaps it's just that the human mind is a > restless and fickle thing... doing the same thing > over and over, how ever much fun it seems at the > start, soon becomes somewhat lackluster. We are, > as a society, over-stimulated so our boredom > thresholds kick in sooner... ______________________________________________ Noooooooooo... I "like toootallyTM " disagree The more I do this, the "funner" it gets ( for me that is anyway ) And as for the "don't have to read it" option...well.....hmmm Really , no one makes anybody read anything If say, you walk into the news agents to buy the "Teleguardian Times" ( or whatever news paper you like ) it's no good having a butchers at "The Star" & rolling your eyes & "tutting" at what's contained in it. Worse still " hoping beyond hope " the news seller won't stock it in the shop , so as not to upset the broadsheet buyers, is a pipe dream... Though having 100's of copies of said "red top" in the shop could be ever so slightly irritating But there again so is hayfever... Lastly can we have an icon which shows disapproval, like a big fat black X ( can I say big, black & fat in the same post ? ) Oh well.... W**F

Oi.... Back away from the "ve H icle" or..... I WILL REVIVE THE SHOES THREAD Yeah... * checks hair * W**F

Cheers Brenda..(tu) That's much clearer Really "shorty" take note* W**F

Yes.... "Well, put it this way.... Mrs W**F slid off the sofa a number of times last night * chops plug off T.V * W**F

C.S "Yep, clear as mud" W**F

The Golden Huguenot..... http://accentworldwidemerchandise.com/products/images/categories/RedStoneGoldSitBuddha.jpg For he has spoken.... ( & I agree ) All bow...... and say the EDFing "Prayer" ( repeat after me ) THE PRAYER "I only post on here myself because I like being abused. Brush yourselves down. The cleverer the better. Brush yourselves down. Only the vainglorious attract my down-nose-looking. Brush yourselves down. Come on now. Brush yourselves down. Raise your chin.... there. Brush yourselves down. That's better. Brush yourselves down. Now, go and poo in his briefcase.... Brush yourselves down. Brush yourselves down. " Namste....."OOOommmmmm" * chimes bell , checks i- phone * W**F

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Silly buggers aside, a good friend of mine is on > his 3rd year of home brewing and has been looking > for somewhere where he can get different malts to > get a bit a variety going. __________________________________________________ Why.. ...is his liver bored W**F

Just ..... take a look here and sober up This is where ANYONE could end up, give or take a misdemeanor or ten Yeah, now how do you feel...? ( and who the fe*k chose those colours...? ) W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Solipsistic narcissistic inanity where once was > wit and discourse __________________________________ Well... I agree wholeheartedly Does that come with rice ? What time is it ? W**F

I know... Remember when it looked like this...? http://www.easyturf.com/files/easyturf/images/school-playground-turf.jpg Then we came along & *___________it up *your comment here W**F

silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not quite my four legged friend > > phobophobia pho?bo?pho?bi?a > (f?'bə-f?'b?-ə) > > n. > A morbid dread or fear of developing a phobia. > > The American Heritage? Stedman's Medical > Dictionary > Copyright ? 2002, 2001, 1995 by Houghton Mifflin > Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. ________________________________________________________ Oh.... Now all that I like.... Can I get two in "plaid" & one in "serge" ( on my account please ) Have them deliver too ( does that come with or without anxiety as standard ) W**F * bites sweatshirt cuff, does sign of the cross & lets out shrill sound *

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fitflops aren't flat. __________________________________ Ah... Depends how heavy the wearer is W**F

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have no quarrel with anyone called Ann. Anyway > I?m a pacifist. > > An? I?ll effing fight anyone who disagrees with me > on that. _________________________________________ Soooo Sozza.... I meant "anna" Jumping ( what was I thinking ) Surely, even peaceofists* will do that W**F *that well known bare knuckle fighter

Is... ...there "Phobia Phobia" Well is there....? W**F

True.. I concede When are you gonna be there next.. ? Can I watch.. ( the bashin' ann Jumping ) Are you selling tickets W**F

So... To sum up.. You want to punch her friend & then jump her "WEIRDOoooooo" W**F