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Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Silverfox > > I have a thing about wardrobes. If I'm ever in a > house I haven't been to before I need to know > where they are. In my childhood I once got locked > in one at home and lo and behold found this other > world out the back. When I was eventually released > no one actually believed me. Am I mad? _______________________________________________ DR W**FTM Replies.... ( Dr Silverfox is on a bog break ) Yes of course you are mad. But also "out of the closet" ( love the shoes BTW ) So now get out & enjoy your life ___________________________________________ Prescription: "Medication Alcohol" 6 X Large measures (taken daily) ......................................... Avoid food & operating heavy machinery Repeat until numb ______________________________________ W**F

Good Mrs Y... We shall keep a look out for you , I mean look what they have done for this "lady" http://www.fitflop.com/wp-content/uploads-en/2009/03/benefits1.gif ( though I suspect that this is NOT Dulwich Mum's "monster in law" ( sic ) is it ...? ) W**F

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Silverfox, > > A member of our local forum appears to have > developed delusions of grandeur. Should we humour > him or try to get him to increase his medications? _____________________________________________________ NO... "I'm fine as I am" * grooms coat whilst looking into mirror * "Ehhh..?" "What do you mean you're not talking about ME" * drums fingers * "Anyway, enough of me talking about myself , now it's your turn ( to talk about me ) " * yawns.... flicks wasp * W**F

You... ..know, a bus ( not mine ) full of people stopped at the bus stop I didn't catch any of the names BUT I'm sure they were "hiliarious" W**F

You know... I drank half-o-bottle of "whisky" only to realise it had no "e" in it I was well pi55ed off So I had to start again..( on the wiskey, of course ) Have you ever tried the one without the "h" in it.....? ( honest, I can't tell the "diffo"...) * hits head * W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Garden ________________________ Does.. Hard-on rhyme with garden ..? W**F

jenny1840 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello.... ? ..... No doubt all still out boozing > !!! ___________________________________________________ No.. Whacked out on "Heroin" It's an F.A cup "thang" W**F

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01635/nick-clegg_1635027g.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1110/4609929568_8e2888c903_m.jpg Though who is his "Friend...?" W**F

Bless her... http://www.bbc.co.uk/kent/content/images/2007/08/14/carol_mcgiffin_mainimage_203x152.jpghttp://go.butler.edu/cs/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.PostAttachments/00.00.00.60.86/droopy.jpg W**F

Ahhh haaa.... ( I think I can just about see them )......"Uhh huhh...." http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/Image/1527/Thumb/1527R-1123508.jpg "Yep, down there .....next to the Dr Scholl's...?" W**F

My Science Teacher, Mr Nurse He had two sons at my school Andrew Nurse Peter Nurse ( he also drove a sixties hearse to school, had a mad professor hair do & a sense of humour ) Which was nice....... W**F

Well... I'm staying sooooooo PLEASE KEEP MY ACCOUNT WIDE OPEN I know ..."please" * takes a bow * I can feel the wind from all the hand clapping Yah...really feels good W**F

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I LOVE this thread. I have NO IDEA what it's > about, but I love it. > Or is there a cunning political stunt that I > haven't spotted? __________________________________________________ Yes..... I'm a cunning stunt ( apparently ) See MrBen's thread in "About the Forum" section, it's very nearly as funny however, Jenny1840 does seems a little disorientated today as she posted ( see below ) this in my "seminal" Rubbish Thread ? She comes across quite eloquently ( for somebody who seems to have their tongue stuck in the neck of a WKD bottle ) I'd love to hear her recite the poem "She sells sea shells" Bless her W**F Re: Rubbish Thread ? Posted by: jenny1840 Today, 03:46PM If you had said bread and wine, we would have laughed harder. Thanks for the spelling tips, really helpful in an age spell checking, so wat u write aint your own anyways....so....your point ? Daft really, bit childrens playpen, bit EDF drinks snub, bit........zzzzzz So anyway get some marrow in ya otherwise its just a shallow bone with a dubious bag of somerfield salad. And brenda stop carrying her bags. as for the s.....check the tables next time ? And rosie you sound a little bit ranty yourself dollycakes. Now must go , the lib con demnation has started and I must jump in. Rock cakes anyone.

Yeah... Long live the dog... ( hold on * checks mirror * hey look , that's me ) * wags tail * W**F

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha! I almost fell off my chair. > > God that made laugh. > > He is such a creep! ______________________________ Careful Clarice.... He's everywhere..... "Th th th th ...ttttt" Amen.. W**F * does sign of the cross *

MrBen.. .. just tread on the back of their foot, enough for the heel to come out of the shoe Then mumble a lame "Sooooo sorry" and be on your way, sharpish Leaving them in a "Rage" all of their own Oh yeah "Turn the tables" I say "See how they like it, Eh....eh " W**F * wipes white bits away from corners of mouth *

Yeah... I think I have an idea who this might be (indirectly) She treats it as her "job" I'm told (and yes, drugs are the main driving force) It's not for me to judge her, plus I don't go in for silly knee jerk justice But she is taking money by deception W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Cottager and Condom > > The Drunken Sailor > > The Mark A Tear > > The Happy Stallholder > > The Miserable Publican > > The Bender and Jackboot > > The Fallen Fairy > > Scotts Mistake > > The Lousy Asset > > The Costly Blunder > > The Wish I Hadn't > > The How Could Eye > > The Wotta Plonka > > The Pioneer > > The T Totaller ___________________________ Oh my days.... These are DIRE even by steveT's barrel scraping standards How about The Tosser... or The Tosspot....? (just for steve) W**F

Oh .... I know.... That "Pope" fella bloody scares me W**F

My.. ..sister had a hairdresser in Crawley called "Roland Butter" I kid you not.. W**F

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The bag has a hole in the middle. __________________________________________________ Well.... If you look carefully at the map of "Bagland" you will see a hole there too Woahhh...how spooky is that, art is...I mean RubbishTM Street Art? is amazing, yah W**F ( Edited in my mind a million times )

firstchoicegary Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woof what you do if you dont have an arga? plenty > my customers do but they cost so much to run .. . > .lol ___________________________________________________ Oh..... So you're not rich then I'd recommend buying an AGA , then plonking a microwave on top ( much better IMHO ) W**F

EDKiwi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For some reason when I saw this: > > http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/4601210329_a64 > 55c55cd_m.jpg > > it reminded me of this: > > http://jn6fny.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/new-zeal > and-map1.jpg > > ....and no that doesn't mean it's rubbish. ______________________________________________ ED.... Which bit are you from.. The "Can" or the "Bag".....? W**F

jenny1840 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bit thick love me thinks! But no worries just keep > shopping , it works. > > Anyway here's one I baked earlier, delicious with > a dollop of marmite. > > Liberal fruit cake > > 1 idea stolen from CND > 500 grams of no backbone > 100 grams starstruck fame hound > 50 grams of airy policies > 2 cups of geeky ness > A sprig of self righteousness > 2 used glasto tickets > 1 gas guzzling audi > 2 grass roofs > 1 beehive > 3 live chickens in day glo coop > 1 ton of rubber shoes > And a sprinkle of underlying right of centre > > Bake in a arga for 1 hour and masturbate over sam > cam while it rises > > Enjoy ____________________________________________ What..... .the "feck" is this thread about Jenny ....? Some kind of political "irony" Well, your recipe stinks Move on "Luv" new "kidz" is on the block W**F W**F

This piece ( of rubbish ) .... Thankfully was "hung" in my street earlier today , actually only just across the street from my "obbo" http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/4604520357_e6b65dc42b_m.jpg http://www.nzine.co.nz/images/articles/picasso_lg.jpg " Inspired " really like "Tooodally" Sooooo, did they "like" know.....? I think not W**F * practices "chi-gung" whilst listening to overhead helicopters...*