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woofmarkthedog

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  1. Jeez... This ones gone "mad" now you said that http://www.mindmapinspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tree-mindmap-template.jpgW**F
  2. Yeah... Then I'll review it... "It's the must see of the year" Nuts magazine "This makes a mockery of the system" Zimbabwe Security Journal "Nice tits" Ornithology Quarterly W**F
  3. Then what..? Sit & watch it, patting yourself on the back Ooooooo & maybe smoke a "spliff" whilst strumming a protest song, wake up late Monday morning & go to work in an un-ironed shirt Jeezus H..... W**F
  4. Dentist/Doctors & Surgeons/Consultants We are talking about the ones who spent 100 plus hours a week on call in Hospitals after years & years of mind bending study. Dentists also have the highest rates of suicide & alcohol/drug misuse. But they are ones who make a very real difference to most peoples lives. The same group of professionals who have their own board of standards that strikes them off when they fuck up Yeah, I don't begrudge them one bit Pay 'em I say, pay 'em lots Politicians & bankers will do & say anything to further their own ends So be dammed I say, they are as rotten as each other W**F
  5. Karrie I worked my way through art school by working with an old tree surgeon doing all his high cutting. Your tree hitting technique got me thinking. I remember Henry telling me about Walnut trees, so I looked it up & you're not far off, please see below W**F Walnuts are harvested by hitting the ends of the branches with a long pole. This not only knocks off the walnuts, but the tips of the branches as well. When the tips are knocked off, it encourages the growth of new spurs which will, in turn, produce new flowers. The wood of the tree is also harvested to make furniture. (Taken from this gardening site)
  6. So.... I'm a bigot Great W**F * goes back to reading Guardian "
  7. Here we go... "Ding ding....seconds out" ( which in it's self burns calories ) W**F *checks profile in mirror & deffo slimmer by a glimmer*
  8. computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ? ________________________________ Errrr... Alka-Seltzer's ? ( or whatever it's called ) W**F
  9. sydenhamcentral Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's amazing what you can get in Next these days. > it's not pub friendly though. > > Neither for taking liquid or getting rid of it. ________________________________________________________ No.... ( jeezus h, I must have the patience of a saint..) No not good in a pub, no.. ( it's for f*cking bee keeping, I mean if I wore a tu tu & then presented myself for "medieval jousting" then what...? ) But it does have a flap so I can flop my "wang" out for a wazz, as it were.. ( whenever needed that is ) I trust this answers your " inquiry " Next ? W**F
  10. Personally..... I feel she's "way" underrated I mean read her pearls of sexual wisdom & you can't go wrong I'd let her ( you know ) anyday .... W**F
  11. No... But I do have a jar with a "Pickled Egg" in If that helps ? W**F * checks organic status *
  12. Is She.. Y'know ( a babe ) credible ? W**F
  13. Chuck in.. A bale of barley straw Keeps the nutrient level down naturally W**F
  14. Ray Hodgerson ( for england manager ) Well done "Sir Ray" W**F
  15. Big toe... Is an anagram of Bigote In case you didn't knew ( plus being an elective dyslexic has it's avdantages ) W**F
  16. Poorvity TM Pay us a small annual "donation" & we will define your wealth ( or lack of it ) "Coz your worthless it ? " ( really I can do this stuff standing on my head , did you know the number 69 looks the same upside down ? ) W**F
  17. I saw... My "willy" ( note lower case ) in the mirror Having thought it had previously disappeared under my sagging gut Bullseye... 180 W**F
  18. isn't He hiding out in Northern Cyprus ? Like innit W**F
  19. True Sue..... Though does the ol' Viss-med? give such a quality hang over as the "Buckfast" Tonic wine ? NO ( in capital letters, sadly not ) I'm sure if Gahndi knew about the stuff he'd have been bang on it "Empty your mind.....Ohhmmmm" ( yeah dead easy @ ?4.00 a pop, Spar shop Sydenham ) W:)-DF
  20. Boooooo W**F
  21. Alright "Foxy" "Up the front" W**F
  22. OK Straight talkin' here LM Is DAZZERS dead ? Or Is she "shacked up" with a jealous type Same same eitherway Not asking anymore W**F
  23. What about... Purpley red ? ( if squeezed hard enough ) W**F
  24. When do.... They get their "Willy" out ? It's a sure fire vote winner, really W**F
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