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*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Probably got bog trouble again. ________________________________________ Ahhh yes.. But who's been in there "dropping scuds" W**F

Daisy Where is she ? I'd hate to think she's tied up in a mail bag and can't get out Or straddled over a pommel horse, unable to dismount the fawn sueded beast If you can hear us Dazzers..... It's one knock for "yes" & two for "no" *puts ear to the wall & whines* Grrrr W**F

Willy There I said it W**F

No.... The "boo" was sooooooo much better Anyway I'm back on two wheels mostly, though I have photographed them Parking magpies before Oooooo the rage of some could roast chesnuts Have I said "Willy" yet today ? OK.... "WILLY" W**F

I think..... I'm in love, but I'm trying to keep Miss Hope at arms length She walks me dangerously up the yes ladder with her "cornucopia of confectionary" I bet she's secretly married to a cosmetic dentist & that shop is but a baited trap "Snap" it goes & traps my heart Naughty.....(but nice) W**F

No.... Snoozing whilst parked on a single yellow line for about half an hour Still I may have saved him a ticket Which was nice W**F

Ohhhh.. What's not to like about them, they look so cutey-woos in their little uniforms http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00998/parking-wardens_998324c.jpg I did manage to wake one up on Bellenden Road last week, he was having a little "Boo boo nap" in his "ickle" car So I crept up all quietly...on tip toes "BOO.......WAKEY WAKEY" I said in very loud "Daddy voice" through the window as I banged it hard as I could (& I rocked his car) Oh he was VERY happy, he even waved out the window ( after he banged his head ) His friend with him laughed too "Now that's a good boy" I thought W**F (tu)

Just for you Monica... Though this lot have had their hands "removed" for some reason http://www.britmilfit.com/images/headers/0023_13.jpg probably not working hard enough.. "You at the back there, pick up the pace.." Hup.... W**F

Piss artists Now they just DON'T get enough.... (what was the question again ?) W**F

Willy... Can they/anyone say "Willy" & keep a straight face ? W**F

Willy... W**F

I... Really want to "PET" those cats Address please ? W**F *aligns sights*

No.... Write the number on a piece of paper and read it in a mirror BUM.... any ideas ? W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bergamot truffles? > > I think I've come over a little bit unnecessary. _______________________________________________________ I think I've come over ...... *on second thoughts* W**F

Me, me, me, Miss... What about those licorice "Pipes" with the 100's & 1000's on I love those And the chocolate "fish & chips" & "tools" I love those too And....ermmm.. Oh yeah, chocolate tobacco I love those too, as well "Please miss...." "Can I go toilet..? " W**F

Willy..... And "Willy" again How do you spell BUM ? W**F *writes 770 2219 on the steamed up window*

Is..... Is it time to say "Willy" yet? *looks at willy* "WILLY" Now where were we? W**F

Willy... (Ohh I just said a rude word ) W**F

PC (td)

Actually... His name is M.Eatloaf ( first name Mr I do believe ) Honest ( would I lie ? ) W**F

Buy it.. To complete your "collection" (of other crap mid life crisis rock) W**F

Lordy me.... Who chose those colours, I mean I like "Retro" but they're soooooo lame http://www.oldclassiccar.co.uk/classic-car-images/austinrover.jpg Makes this lot seem positively "Hip Modern Daddyo".. "Oh yeah...EXTERMINATE or whatever..." W**F *pulls wings of a crane fly*

Iceland.. Is where it's "at" Oh yeah.... W**F

Oooooo.....ermmm... 50's 666 W**F

Chernobyl ? W**F