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It's time..... ..to say... "WILLY" W**F

Y-es.... I "Have the oven on" * pulls chest expander * W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pepernoten* anyone? Does this make more sense? (tu) __________________________________________________________ Yes well... How do I put this... It was going fine,until I got to the bit where you bake, y'know ( see below )" THAT BIT " Isn't that a bit dangerous ? I mean I'm not Dutch but surely, they have feelings too >Je kunt onder het bakken alvast de volgende portie maken. Bak de pepernoten ongeveer twintig minuten met een temperatuur van 160 Graden. Plaats de pepernoten in het midden van de oven< W**F * wafts self with a tea towel *

Snodland.. Been through a dozen times NEVER actually seen a "Snod" One lives in hope though ( well sydenham, but..) W**F

No... Without a doubt.... "Bara Brith" that delicious mottled Welsh cake is best http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qe9IMjIXAqc/Se9VnACdQPI/AAAAAAAAASA/UNvz9fIN9m8/S220/bara+brith.jpg Original Recipe Cynhwysion 450g blawd hunan-godi 225g menyn 225g siwgwr ? llwy de nytmeg ffres ? llwy de sbeis cymysg pinsiad o halen 60g o groen ffwythau 120g o gwrens 180g o sultanas 3 wy 300ml te poeth 6 llwy fwrdd o lefrith 1 llwy fwrdd o farmal?d 1 llwy fwrdd o driog melyn Yn gyntaf dylid paratoi te cryf poeth. Dylid ychwanegu hwn i'r ffrwythau a'u gadael wedi eu gorchuddio dros nos. Y diwrnod wedyn dylid hidlo'r blawd i fowlen ac ychwanegu'r sbeis a'r nytmeg a phinsed o halen. Wedi torri'r menyn yn sgwaraid dylid ei ychwanegu i'r blawd a'i rwbio i fewn gyda blaenau'r bysedd. Wedi tynnu'r ffrwythau o'r te dylid eu ychwanegu i'r cymysgedd blawd a menyn ynghyd a'r siwgwr a'u cymysgu'n drwyadl. Wedi curo'r wyau gyda'r llefrith dylid ychwanegu hwn a'i guro i fewn i'r cymysgedd. Yn olaf, ychwanegu'r marmal?d a'r triog melyn. Wedi iro tun pobi bara hanner cilo (a leinio hwn gyda papur pobi) dylid arllwys y gymysgedd iddo a'i osod mewn popty a gynheswyd i 170?C ar ol chwarter awr dylid tynnu'r gacen allan a rhoi papur pobi am ei ben i arbed llosgi cyn ei ddychwel i'r poptu am tua ugain munud arall. Serve with a nice cup of tea... Lovely.. W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a picture somewhere of a toilet, half > buried in a mound of soil - in someone's front > garden. > > I'll dig it out. It really is quite beautiful. ___________________________________________________ Really... ...it may be an inspired image, much like Marcel Duchamps "urinal" signed R.Mutt http://www.writedesignonline.com/history-culture/WD-A2Z/duchamp.jpg which I like very ,very , very much I just can't wait *Bob* , really I can't Will you be holding a "private" connoisseurs viewing ...? ( the theme tune could be.... "Dada dada...da ..dada.." you can sort it, I'm sure ) W**F * looks over spectacles, eyes half closed & head swaying side to side*

Indeed... .... he did kpc Though this may well have been part of what sent him mad I do believe he originally intended to include a mattress within the composition however, he was advised against it by the artist Tracey Emin She later took inspiration for the seminal piece "My Bed", finally breaking away from her friend Vincent to become an artist in her own right You will see here in the image below RubbishTM street arts very important contribution, towards the final realisation of the piece Though this was in turn part of an ongoing influence in the artists life, as was this hand held "edible" sculpture http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1398/4603406237_5f89502849_m.jpg (image? kindly loaned by the Emin Trust archive ) In all a very pertinent observation kpc I am glad you appreciate the piece W**F *stares into a glass of milk *

Is this Rubbish..? Well it has been "dumped" in the street But look how the chair is propped up by the white railing, it in turn drawing the eye into the scene See how the back of the chair, it's remaining leg & the doors are of the same colour, almost abstracting the image The seemingly casual juxtaposition between the door & other items in the composition suggest a dwelling abandoned, a life fractured & even a metaphor for the broken society we live in. Look even closer at the doors, what lies beyond them & their warning signs. We see that all is not well & that one small push could tip this scene into chaos It's discoveries like this that make me question the immediate living world, what it means to be part of the society & space we inhabit When I saw & realised this, I was profoundly moved http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4065/4603042401_c57e1667fa_m.jpg It also reminded me of this 1888 painting "The Chair" by Vincent Van Gough http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vincent-van-gogh-paintings-from-the-yellow-house-4.jpg The yellow chair sits in the kitchen corner on battered brown tiles, next to a closed blue door, with a box of onions behind it. Its fat round wooden legs are stoutly braced by uneven bars, the whole thing bashed together quickly and asymmetrically, with a high, hard back and straw seat. Resting on it is a pipe, and tobacco in a bit of crumpled paper. It's a beautiful world... W**F * stares into the mirror *

As I said...? "RUBBISHTM " This thread is actually about "rubbish" ( rather than the other rubbish I normally post ) http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/4601210329_a6455c55cd_m.jpg ( yesterdays rubbish on location, Sydenham ) This is real & found "rubbish" & not that other rubbish found by googling "rubbish" then lifting those images for your own pleasures, which is IMHO " rubbish " I have a whole library of images on the subject of "rubbish" for you to enjoy, it has all been shot on location ( by me & my eldest son ) in the surrounding area of South East London I am however, breaking new ground soon in the West End & further afield You will be suprised at the quality of the "rubbish" out there W**F * wriggles finger in ear, examines nail again * ( edited, as some weird funk went on )

Well... Boris is helping his twin brother "Horace" in looking for a job, maybe Dave or Nick have some useful contacts Any suggestions ? I'm "Boris" http://www.madametussauds.com/SiteImages/Assets/1/Default-sidebysidepx.jpg ..and I'm "Hh h hhhhorace" ( he has a stutter BTW ) Personally, I think Boris is the more "identical" of the twins W**F

Also... ...that pesky yellow rape is also turning the nations honey "white" ( if you see any at a country fair, sniff it & generally it has a wiff of brasica about it ) however, the honey produced in areas of London is some of the best in the Country How about that eh ? Ehhhh....in a rage now ehhh ? I don't think so, no.. *sticks thumbs in waistcoat, rocks back on heels* W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Turkey. ------------------------------- Really..? I thought "Cypriot" W**F

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Isn't it important to bring 'intent' into the > equation? > > We have square plates. My wife bought them because > they were pretty. > > She's Canadian, she doesn't do social climbing. > She be mortified to learn that she'd fallen fould > of such an obvious technical transgression, I > don't know how I'm going to tell her! > > Hee hee B) _______________________________________________ Tell her.... ..when you're blinding drunk & her pms is at it's highest That's what I'd do if I were you See how many plates she "inserts' into you then W**F

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Which is why it's agood election for Labour to > lose - the Tories will be beaten with Cutters once > gain and the LDs will be called 'tories'...I > notice a sudden refreshed step in the likes of > Balls, Milliband, Clarke etc this morning. The > wiser and more visionary members of the Labour > party know that this is a good election to have > lost. _____________________________________________________ I..... totally agree ????'s *sits back & awaits a new labour sun rise * W**F

To Huguenot Hats off... To the others.... My post was meant to be HARSH btw Also, painful as it is some people do need the odd "rocket" IMHO Love to all FLUFFY XXX

Its always..... HAMMER TIME ( well in my house anyway ) Oh, this has cheered me up no end... And he does "running man"......BRILLIANTLY W**F

Yep... Look what happens after a nail biting "Election"..... You look down and realise, that you've bitten off all your fingers The world around silently implodes & we find ourselves talking about the "ol'days" and drinking from cans on park benches I for one can't wait.... W**F * sips "special brew" through a straw "

Marmora Man For once, just ________________ (fill in expletive here) SOME people didn't vote or want a TORY government Get it ? I thank you very much, I do W**F Edited so as NOT to cause any (further) offense BUT you know what I said anyway ..na na na na naaaa )

Obama calls Cameron Calls him what ? ...because I've run out of "expletives" Though I am actively looking for more GGGGrrrrrr..... W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mick Mac Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I don't believe in got, Bob. Who he? > > could be a dyslexic insomniac lying awake > wondering if there is a dog? _______________________________________________________ Well... Be put out of your mysery , for I am that person And yes, there is a "God" *whistles & pats hands on thighs* "Here boy...." I was up all night looking for him BTW ( what a stupid question) W**F

What... What time is it...? W**F

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Do.... ..you know, I have never taken "Heroin" But tonight I might just get bang on it By the time I get "focused" a good four years should easily have passed W**F

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The rot-shop drinking club > > http://chrisblogs.cafebabel.com/public/chrisblogs/ > Special_Brew.jpg _________________________________________ Oh... PLEASE ...can we call it this PLEASE with bells & dog ends on W**F

Can... ..we now ( at last ) form a "Private Members" drinking/eating club I propose............. "The Alka-Seltzer" Drinking & Eating Club It's motto I Said Never Again (But Here We Are) ~ Rachel Stevens quote http://www.alka-seltzer.com/asmr/images/MorningRelief.jpg W**F