daizie

it was a wistful sigh , hehehe @ the old cockney from herne hill! my oldest friend went on a travel round the world and asked the woman over in the next toilet for some loo roll in australia , and it turned out shed lived in her previous house in croydon. Yes i think i too would always miss england , i couldnt really imagine living anywhere else . Id spend the money , though id probably need to double it, on a seafront detatched property on the south coast of england somewhere,

*sigh* :))

ah ok, yes shared . Youd have to find someone else with all that money though. ideally where would the country bolthole be, and the spanish holiday home?

could you do all that with a million though?

are they council ?

awww he's pussy whipped bless

would you not have exotic holidays or put it towards a holiday home, ?

Haha Vince! . I also shop in Bromley, Oxford Street and Old Bond Street .. I still prefer Croydon though .

If you had ?500,000 half a million spare, what would you spend it on ?

plain faces at best, fake tits .. but young .

yeaaa Dollar! I like david van day

It depends on the situation . Sometimes its thankless. A friend intervened when a woman was mugged . The police would not leave him alone, and in the end he wished he'd never bothered, plus the woman accused him of making the situation worse! Sometimes your best really is the worst .

Bananarama every time AND The Grateful Dead

lol, another ex once said , 'lets get home and lets have a rummage' eww, honest, sorry , i will stop now, i cant stop laughing

i just remember my nan warning us not to eat too many before she'd soaked them, she said the maggots would give us a belly ache, hope your not put off when you go to eat your blackberry and maggot jam, heheheeee sorry .

A do-as-you-likey more like . Hope you got the maggots out first, blackberries are full of them .

i understand, lol. Another ex was sectioned. He went for a medical examination regarding returning to work, he told the doctor, someone tells me to pick the shovel up, another voice tells me to put the shovel down, i dont know who to listen to. The doctor threw his pen down and signed him off indefinately, so he said

yes, no , yes !

are you stalking bjork ? or coleen nolan ?

That's reminded me of an incident that should have really gone in the 'rott off' thread, any way, ex b/f and i were 'in the act' and he said ' im really sorry but ive got to pass wind' so he slowed down and he passed wind, my reaction was to laugh which made me then pass wind . Serves him right. He was freaked out by the experience and i thought it was the funniest thing ever

polygrip

was that fcuk or fart ?

knocking

ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts

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