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Was this near goose green?

Well I'm still alive 😀

Thanks, I will cook it. Can I blame you lot if I'm ill? Where there's blame there's a claim!!

I couldn't resist the urge to buy a whole chicken yesterday morning. The use by date was for the same day but I forgot about it so it was left in the work fridge overnight.

To eat or not to eat, that is the question.

(Maybe I should chick it)

Hamlet Mugger Mob

Or the Dulwich Village Naughty Boys

I looked at the footage youtube and not only is she an aggressive racist but she is also a serious potty mouth. Every other word is f'ing this f'ing that, and there are young kids on the bus, possibly hers as she's standing next to a pram. I didn't watch it all the way through... Did anyone try interject and stick up for the women being shouted at?

Or there is the Hairy Fairy in Covent Garden

Grrrrrrr!

La Scala do the best croissants, buttery and always fresh. But they opened my eyes with a Portuguese tart recently, they are yummo!

What age is somebody considered old? I have received the odd look from people probably aged around 50-60 for not giving up my seat when they look perfectly healthy and comfortable. You don't want to offend people by making them feel old.

Also once I tried to offer my seat to a really old guy who looked around 90 and he practically wrestled me back into my seat insisting on standing.

I would never give my seat up for a woman unless she was pregnant, old / struggling or with little ones.

Much easier to use on phone, which is what I usually use.

Wow you're brave! Glad they got the bike back.

Yeah Louisa the Piclhurst Pub was a favourite of mine purely for the beer garden which gets the sun in the afternoon. It's now an Argentinian steak, which I find a bit odd for such a huge building. It's bigger than the greyhound in Dulwich village, similar type of building.

I live in East Dulwich and work in West Wickham. It's a nice area, pretty quiet compared to ED obviously. We have a shop on the High Street but as an engineer I drive all over the place. Keston's just down the road and it has a nice pub called the fox. If you like cycling it's just down the road from the countryside.

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Buy some lions poo from london zoo and scatter it around your house. Apparently it works... No seriously do what Steveo said.

I'm a scientologist. And for a generous donation of your wealth you could be too. Scientology is the way to go.

http://www.londonbar.co.uk/contents/en-uk/d54_london_bar.html

That's terrible. If you have a wooden door a London Bar is a really good way to reinforce the lock. They're not expensive and make a huge improvement to securing wooden doors.

My first ever curry. I invited my girlfriend at the time over for s curry. I ordered a balti and it was the spiciest curry I'd ever had. I had about 4 mouthfuls and had to give up. We didn't stay together very long!

What shorty said!

A man was home alone when suddenly there was a knock at the door.

When he opened the door it was the police.

The police held out a photo of his wife and said, "Sir, can you confirm is this your wife?"

The man said "Yes it is. Is everything ok?"

The police still holding the photo say, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus"

The man says, "Yeah I know but she's great with the kids and good in the kitchen!"