Brendan

Pure ? Orgy Filth ? Dir En Grey Honaloochie Boogie ? Mott the Hoople

Never heard a lady say that before.

Barbie Girl (Spikes Anatomically Correct dub) ? Aqua Barbie Girl (Dirty Rotten Peroxide mix) ? Aqua Barbie Girl (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 12" G-String mix) - Aqua

Western Australia Cricket?

That's what he said.

The i?pod sits proud in its docking station. The faux-flock cover of puce floral now showing scratches, signs of slight age and complete obsolescence. As a fleeting moment of self-consciousness floats though his insipid doom he wonders if it should still be on display or if it?s day had passed like that of the ?trophy home in this irresistible area full of bars, boutiques and boho hangouts? (sic) which the brochure had promised. He allows his mind to venture back. An oversized mirror hangs over the saloon bar of the EDT reflecting their faces as they sat there that first night those years ago, the smell of cardboard and bubble wrap still in their nostrils and the headiness of self-affirmation and pinot in their laughter. The faces contort to the grotesque and the laughter turns to mockery as he is wrenched back into reality but immediately recoils in desperate fear, preferring scathing memory to cold reality. He is not sure how much time has passed when he becomes vaguely aware of the chill growing through his feet up from the laminate floor and the drone of a folk anthem beating its way through the house. He withdraws further.

How did you become vanguard then?

Unless of course said cube exists outside of time in which case I?m with you.

What exactly is it that you've just fired through a tautology and why?

Or should that be venerable?

I'm a veritable whippersnapper then.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Adds obfuscates to the Mocktionary...* Right next to sesquipedalian.

Well I didn?t vote for you.

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I get that, but what then? We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more?

So if the demand for gold becomes significant and sustained will Britain prop up another compliant government in South Africa to secure supply?

Hell I can deal with but if I die and go to Croydon I?m cracking skulls!

Now why did we let him do a thing like that? Oh wait money wasn't about solid assets but about speculation and we were all going to be rich forever!

Well it is easier to keep people subjugated if they?re fat. Perhaps Chavez should invest his gold in making pizza not war.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > High inequality, spiralling inflation, decreasing > oil production capacities, a devalued currency. > > So much for socialism. I thought the uk left socialism behind a long time ago.

I don?t know. Why are you picking on me?

If the world hadn?t just exploded in a wet slither it could have all been called Atrophic Mundanity of Indignance Mundane.

She thinks it is art but he?s really just Tupperware. She is bored.

With a tinfoil hat on.

It?s a nice day today isn?t it? Don?t you just love it when the cloud cover is gossamer thin and the sunlight that shines through it gets that golden glow?

He?s been in the corner of the ceiling for all of next week now. He?s currently covered in crude oil and is fucking an 11 by 6 ft gilt-framed canvas. She thinks it is art but he?s really just bored. She is Tupperware.