Brendan

It?s not actually an infection of any sort like mumps. It is just a build up in your joints normally causedby an acidic diet and too much booze. It?s not catchy or anything. In the 1700's it was dead trendy. Meant you had money to eat loads of meat and drink all day long.

Blimey! And right in the middle of her American hot!

Meh, it?s just a build up of uric acid crystals in your joints from increased blood acidity. I?ve never though of it as anything else. But I suppose I had the benefit of being pretty well informed about medical things in my family as my mom is a nurse.

Don?t get offended Keef. I think by, his American hot, he is referring to a part of her anatomy.

For some reason it really used to annoy me when girls didn?t lean over and unlock the drivers door after I had let them in. Not sure why and I never acted on or said anything about it though. I would just have a mutter as I walked around to the driver?s side. Not had a car without central locking in at least 10 years though so, happy days, it is no longer an issue.

I only figured out the proper context in which to use the word, ?cool? a few years ago. Since then I have employed it to pretty cool effect though.

First flush! I?ll bloody first flush you. This is the equivalent of some kid hiding an old man?s spectacles I tell you. I would have said, ?Arrived? but I didn?t think kids these days understood words with more than 2 syllables.

Ok I'm definitely reporting that one for ageism.

Sorry, bir.. er chi.. duck? Ok listen just exactly what type of poultry based slang should I call my old lady these days to stay down with the kids, yoh?

And why is the likelihood of someone to use language you find offensive an age issue. Your post is prejudice and offensive and I have a good mind to report it on ageism grounds.

Sorry doll.

Similar. Not exactly the same but similar. Don?t buy a Fiat was pretty dam good advice. I found this out when I had a Fiat.

My father once said to me, ?Any port during a storm my son.? On reflection it was rubbish advice.

Oh good. I don?t have an understanding of irony you see.

Now let?s not ruin red devils perfectly good and humorous allusion to venereal disease which made intelligent reference to current events, with one dimensional jokes about an international tragedy.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bloody Antipodeans! I had a bout of those once. They?re a bugger to get rid of but you can get an ointment you know.

So are you suggesting they become more ?French? and less ?English? in their approach to run scoring?

What about "ROCK ON!"?

So to summarise; Jaybee went to meet a bird who rocked up so arsholed that she couldn?t speak. He bottled it and ran away, which was probably not the best course of action. He openly admits that it probably wasn?t and feels bad about it. All well and good, this could lead somewhere. Then blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, some funny comments about getting your leg over, more blah, blah, bullshit for 4 pages. And people say the quality of debate on here is waning. Being a dick? Why yes I believe I am.

Please tell me you aren?t taking the piss.

Merry Christmas (I don?t want to fight tonight) ? The Ramones.

Well thank god that?s all cleared up. There is only space for one BBW in here. You can take that any way you choose.

Hey hang on are you talking about who I think you're talking about.

Good to know that he has eyes.

Edited for poor, poor taste.